Richard Stallman Shares His Wisdom

Thank you based Stallman.

The suckless guys are working on stali which does not use gnu userland. The monopolistic environment only exists in your own head you have always been able to just write your own userland or even not use one. All you're doing is bitching about how ecosystems form. People will generally do something the same way everyone else is doing something so that they don't have to re-invent the wheel. If that shit bothers you so much be the change you want to see in the world. You can go install 9front and contribute to that or go full templeOS, but you're not going to you're just going to bitch and moan that everyone is too blind to see the truth that they need to spend years of their lives fixing what are functionally minor problems.

I sympathize with you because the good enough is really the enemy of the better, but unless you are working on fixing the problem no one will take you seriously.

Well I'm writing a 24-bit virtual machine and assembler for it. I don't know if this helps but it keeps me busy

and I'm not bitching. I created shit that makes me laugh. I don't care if one single other person found it funny because it made me laugh while I was bored at work

Plus in all honesty richard stallman is basically already a parody.

So did base stallman die?

Original Link:slashdot.org/submission/7470225/richard-stallman-compares-compilers

Well things got a bit dicey for a bit there. Had to leave state and find somewhere to hole up for a while. Turns out not even Jesus can lead a two man crusade against the jews by running their car through the front of an apple store. Fucking Tyrone the dumbshit wasn't wearing a seatbelt so he's now embedded through the middle of a giant fucking apple logo somewhere. He gave his life for the cause. So now, like the Jesus of yesterday I sit alone persecuted by jews, my apostles dead, hiding from certain crucifixion. So on that note lets get started on todays topic fucking compilers.

To start with if you don't know what compiler is you might as well just fuck off. Seriously, I really don't have the patience right now to explain one of the most important pieces of computer software ever devised to a bunch of youtube watching, facebook posting breeders suckling at the horny lizard-like teats of the jews......well actually I guess I wouldn't be very fucking jesus like if I didn't at least try to force the smallest bit of an intelligent though into those pitiful pile of neurons you call a brain....so then compilers...

You may have seen something along these lines before....

int main (int argc, char **argv)
{
    toplev toplev (NULL, /* external_timer */
                  true /* init_signals */);

    return toplev.main (argc, argv);
}

That right there is some C code. Actually that right there is the main function for the GCC compiler written by yours fucking truly. So what the fuck is a compiler? Well like any of you brainless fucks reading this your computer doesn't have the slightest fucking clue what all that shit means. A compiler is a magic little piece of software that turns that little block of gibberish above into something like this:
1001101110000100010001010
Which you might not be able to understand but your computer sure as shit does. Pretty fucking awesome isn't it? Ya that's what I fucking thought!

So now you know what a compiler is we can get to the meat (hehehe) of this little piece of divine scripture comparing these sexy little bastards. So why would we need to compare them? If they all just turn words into little 1's and 0's it should be all the fucking same right? Well you'd think so right? Nah that's not the way that shit works at all. So we've got 3 major compilers being used today GCC, Clang and .....blah MSVisual C.

Well to start with the only thing I'm going to say about the jew offering is....seriously?....paying for C in 2017? The fuck? Actually? What the fuck is this the fucking 70's? (God I wish) But it's fucking not so stop sucking ole billy boy off and being a useless little baby fuck with your IDE's. Burn your fucking hardrive, by a new one, put a real OS on it ie. something non-jewish, download emacs and fucking GCC and stop being a little bitch.

Next, CLang, seems pretty cool. It's a frontend to the llvm compilee backend, seemingly free and almost as fucking balling as GCC....welll except....look at the fucking license for llvm and clang hmmmmm what's that there....the fucking BSD license....hmmmm what was that again? Read this for a quick reminder:
slashdot.org/submissio...
Well the short of it is BSD is a jew license masquerading as freedom. Basically the jews caught on to us making cool shit and giving it away for free so they came up with this 'more free' license. God the retards that fell for that. Seriously how can you get more free as free as fuck? Well its when the jews can take your free shit and sell it back to you. GPL forbids that kinda snakeyness. Just look at who's financing a good chunk of llvm's development....a certain fruity little jew company you all fucking suckle at foundes by a certain dead jew whose grave I make a concerted effort to defecate on whenever I'm in the area.

So what does that leave us with? Well the only clear fucking choice GCC. GCC stands for the GNU compiler collection. Ya that's right it's a fucking collection of fucking compilers all written by fucking jesus himself and of course as I'm fucking jesus all that shit is free as all fuck and kicks all fucking ass. See as much as I get raging hardons and blow my load at least 3 times a day thinking about the 70's, if you were a C programmer (dunno why I added the 'C' qualifier if you don't know C your basically a fucking monkey hammering away on a fucking keyboard like a fucking animal), shit was pretty rough C compilers were fucking expensive. So me and fucking Dennis Ritchie said fuck that, invented freedom and then I wrote fucking GCC and gave it the fuck to everyone for fucking free. Yeah no jew shit, no money, just the best fucking C compiler no fucking money can buy and ultimate freedom. Taste it. Taste my hot salty fucking freedom and beg your god for more.

Oh fuck ya..all this freedom talk is getting me fucking going. Good thing I left that family alive in the basement. They only had a windows pc in their house. I considered killing them just for that but luckily ole jesus remembered he likes his earthly pleasures so best keep em breathing for now. No fun when they're cold and stiff. Also I happened to have my handy StallOS live usb just pop thay shit in boot er up and your hardrive is wiped clean of any windows viruses and the lean mean emacs/hurd combo of StallOS is pumped hard onto that drive. That little baby's never felt anything like it. Mmmm StallOS makes that kitten purr.

Anyways, until next time,

Richard Jesus Stallman
Your Fucking Lord and Saviour

lol'd

I'm a Christian and I'm wondering if Stallman is the second coming of Jesus Christ and we just have not realized it. I feel as though Christ would not show his powers in the 2nd coming but would attempt to preach morality up until his natural death. Upon death judgment day would begin to see who listened to his message and who ignored it.