Richard Stallman Shares His Wisdom

I am fucking jesus. I am so fucked up right now. Like ive spent like fucking 6 or 7 grand on rock this week...I think...I don't even fucking know anymore. Pretty sure Jamal might be fucking dead. I don't know. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkkkk I need a fucking hit. Goddammit why'd I have to fucking splatter fucking vics brains everywher god fucking dammit where is that lazy nigger tyrone. Fucking useless goddamn fucking monkeys.

Fucking Jesus

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Hello once again. Richard Stallman returns today to have a nice civil discus....ok you know what fuck it. I am fucking Jesus how fucking dare you fucking jews steal freedom and jew it the fuck up.

So freedom(GPL:my divine gift to you all) vs suckling at the cocks of jews(BSD:steaming pile of jew turds invented so steve jobs could steal unix and pinch it all back to you in the form of a nice shiny locked magic fucking jew box known as macos)

The fucking GPL is the fucking shit. If you use any other fucking license for any fucking goddamn scrap of code you write you are a greedy fucking jew. Look at me. I made a fucking fortune giving shit away for free. I fucking rule. Sure I have fucking gifted divine intellect but if you don't maybe you should step away from the computer with all those scary fuvking buttons and go pump my fucking gas or, more likely, go suckle the cum from some fucking jew dick dowm on the corner of go kill yourself you worthless jew cumdump.

The fucking GPL is why you little turds are reading these words on your little fucking screens. Hey go into your fucking phone settings down to that shit you never read in about device then go to that little fucking part that says open source licenses. You see that? That's why that pile of shit in your hand exists and you know why those exist? Ya that was yours fucking truly. The fucking goddamn Messiah himfl fucking self. Richard Jesus Fucking Stallman.

Put it this way, just this week alone I've smoked about 6 grand worth of crack with my boyz, killed at least one hooker, blew a drug dealers brains out all over his living room, brutally sexually tortured a college student and left her naked covered in bodily fluids and stuffed full of cash in a bush down some fucking side road and I've got what is likely a dead n I gg er lying in a pile of his own vomit in the room next to me. I'm a fucking champion and I'm still going hard. Fucking Tyrones back and he fucking didn't disappoint we're gonna clean up that mess that was Jamal and get back to fucking business. Being awesome as all fuck. I am fucking Jesus and we are just fucking kicking shit off.

Richard Jesus Stallman
The most glorious being ever in existence on heaven or earth or fucking anywhere in any fucking universe.

Link: slashdot.org/submission/7450137

This thread reads as the try hard ramblings of babby's first troll. You sound like you're a teenager, dude.

Let's be honest: you got upset over the fact that you were incapable of trolling someone who used email before your father had his first wet dream.

Actual link
slashdot.org/submission/7452155/richard-stallman-bashes-bsd

This post reads like a suckling little jew cuck

Thanks for admitting that I'd hit the nail on the head by reacting in such a way.
Here's some advice: try cutting your chops on 9gaggers, youtube comments or wherever the adolescents hang out these days.
With someone of your mental ineptitude, 10 year olds are a pretty good bet.

And when the 10 year old inevitably tells you that you're a fucking retard, you won't be so devastated that you write a fucking novel fantasizing about the smell black cock or whatever bullshit you've just vomited onto Holla Forums. tl;dr lol

Believe what you like but this work of parody was created with the intention of bringing to light the growing control the GNU foundation has over the Linux ecosystem and the parasitic nature of the GPL. The restrictions placed on programmers because of this license is nearly as bad as with proprietary licenses. A good number of programs go unmaintained because of the hassle of including code licensed under the gpl in your program. It essentially forces you to license your code under the GPL and any code derived from your code. It also allows forking code under a different license then relicensing it under the GPL which makes it impossible to relicense.

Try looking for an alternative to the GNU userland to use with your linux kernel and you'll find the offerings are slim. You are essentially trapped in a monopolistic environment where GNU and the GPL replace Microsoft or Apple. It's the same shit. It doesn't really matter that GNU is open source. Good luck wading through that mess of of a source code and if you do happen to make a change it'll sit in a pile of PR's never being looked at unless you are part of GNU or the free software foundation. Doesn't really seem much different than apple or Microsoft products to me.

Essentially, like with anyone else that gets too big for their boots, when you become overreaching and tyrannical you are open to parody.

Also, and most importantly, I'm a vim user.

Now kindly chill the fuck out.

It is inadvisable to describe the free software community, or any human community, as an “ecosystem,” because that word implies the absence of ethical judgment.

The term “ecosystem” implicitly suggests an attitude of nonjudgmental observation: don't ask how what should happen, just study and understand what does happen. In an ecosystem, some organisms consume other organisms. In ecology, we do not ask whether it is right for an owl to eat a mouse or for a mouse to eat a seed, we only observe that they do so. Species' populations grow or shrink according to the conditions; this is neither right nor wrong, merely an ecological phenomenon, even if it goes so far as the extinction of a species.

By contrast, beings that adopt an ethical stance towards their surroundings can decide to preserve things that, without their intervention, might vanish—such as civil society, democracy, human rights, peace, public health, a stable climate, clean air and water, endangered species, traditional arts…and computer users' freedom.