JUST REMEMBER, DON'T GET ON THE SHIPS!

>>430219366You’re gonna get trafficked by an alien pimp to get probed up the ass for his illegal cam site

gonna be the 1st one on them motherfucking blue holograms

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>>430219056>DON'T GET ON THE SHIPSBut there are sexy ladies on the ships

>>430219056

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HeyBasically I'm just not gonna not get on the UFO.I know.... UGH I know ..... I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It's just that I'm not gonna not get on is allHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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>>430219056nah im going

>>430219528Way better than living in nigger jew pedophile gay world sorry sir.

>>430219056Why not? Are the ships the actual sentient aliens and we're just walking into their mouths?

>>430219056How about on top of it?

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>>430219056you mean if you are a allowed to have a choice

>>430219056>best case - alien pussy>worst case - eaten, experimented on, vivisected, or awful otherworldly eldritch horror shit>best case - alien pussyI'll take my chances, sir.

>>430219294>Why not?We Holla Forums autists have finally finished translating the alien language... it's a cook book!

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>>430219741You wont even fuck animal pussy, why would alien pussy be any better?

I'm getting on the ships.

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DON'T GET ON THE SHIPS

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>>430219741>the ultimate coomer

>>430219808I guess Marina Abramović fucked up the recipes.

>>430219669Sounds hot

>>430219056>First and final warning, good luck and good night.Thanks fren, I wasn't going to anyway but I'm certainly not going to now.

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No fucking way would I volunteer to get on board and be "What's for dinner"

>>430219294>Why not?Ok, you go and livestream it for us then.

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>>430219622Man they got Space Heroin and Super Extra potent Milky Way Fentanyl. They even got space George Floyd and Starship commander Chauvin. I.....I think I'm gonna get on the ships.

>>430219056You've been on the ship your whole life, you just have yet to realize it.

Americans Are DemonsProve me wrong.

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>>430220076Anon - they're an advanced civilization that can cross interstellar distances. They're gonna do whatever they want with you.

>>430219629neither of those sites work

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KILLEM ALL

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>>430219056>JUST REMEMBER, DON'T GET ON THE SHIPS!Unless they look like this

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>>430219728Kek, I just street shat.

>>430220250What would aliens want with human weapons?

Literally get on the ships.

wait i'm already getting on the ship what do you mea

Sorry, but I'm getting on the ships. I'm going to coom inside alien pussy whether anyone likes it or not.

>>430219056See a ship or alien?Command them in the name of Jesus Christ and they will run. Aliens = larping angels

>>430220429Basically this, either that or they're actually demons who require your consent, through pretty much any means necessary.

>>430220429Why didnt another advanced civilization do what THEY wanted with THEM? There are no aliens, faggot.

>>430219056>travels hhdjjdhshshhillions of light years>crashes on earthit doenst add up

>>430220829Is this going to be another one of those stupid fucking candlejack thi

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>>430220536But what about sexy space bitches? Can't they come and get inseminated via my dick?

>>430220938>it doenst add upIt can add up. If it was shut down. By other alien tech already on the planet or enforcing a no-fly zone here or by our own alien tech left over from our last Golden Age, before we became retarded and forgot everything again.

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>>430220719

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>>430220536Wtf, lmao! Immagine aliens shuffle through our shit signals and read this!And they declare war, even though they were planning peace all along.

I am almost certain neither species or aliens with any type of intent would ever let me board their ship!Even if they take on everyone else.

>>430220950sorry i had to leave the ship, those grey niggas dont have any wifi

>>430219056THIS IS MY SHIPIT WAS MADE FOR ME

>>430219056ANONS ARE POSTING THE REAL AYY PICS ON RAYCISS INSTAGRAM>>430216735>>430216735

>>430221140When I become rich enough, I'm gonna put my own voyager in the sky that only has that message on it.

>>430219056>don't get on the shipsgive me your great spacetime distorting conspiracy theories about what's inside the ships plz

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>>430220938Could be:> something on this earth fucks with their saucers causing them to crash here> they crash here on purpose so government inspects the craft and tech to advance> edgy ayyys breaking space rules to come see us and fuck with us> retarded ayyys just got their license and they really fucking suck at flying

>>430221095GOOLD?

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>>430219056Fuck off to /X/ You can discuss your chakras with other women and retards there.

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>>430219294Exactly, I'll live stream it and make millions of dollars, what the fk are beings 100x more intelligent than us going to do? Be nogs and just kill us for sport? That sounds like low IQ behavior to me. It's a mark of man to impart the idea of violence and war onto other beings to bring them down to our size, despite them probably being incredibly empathic and compassionate beings given they had to live in harmony with each other to create such advanced technology in the first place. Then there's the whole "you wouldn't care about a colony of ants". Uhh, what do you mean, we study everything to do with ants, we even have ant farms we give to kids, as far as we've been told, the size comparison is not fair, we'd be almost the same size as these beings, and besides, we have endless intrigue for all animals and beings in our universe, why would a being capable of space exploration not be interested in a planet that is inhabited (rare) and past a certain technological threshold (even rarer). It makes no sense for them to travel galaxies to simply come to this planet to torture and kill people or "steal da water". Like bruh, there's water everywhere, nothing worth stealing here.

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>>430220536>aliens read the only true message from earth on 4chan>think its fake and gay

but the ship has free candy written on the side

>>430219733They need your choice, not your body.

>>430219056Does it result in death? I'd be down for it, if it's preceded by interesting experiences.Does it result in instantaneous death or is it like I'm transferred to alien world to become a slave or systematically slaughtered?If instantly, then yea its not worth it. but if I get to experience alien tech for a little bit and see some wonders, why not go die in an interesting manner?

>>430221464god I'd love for her to suck my dick.

I will ally with the ayyliums against the human infestation any day.

>>430221382alien pussy - a plague wiped out their males and they've been searching the cosmos for another species they can produce viable hybrid offspring with.

>>430219221Remember the movie THE THING? That's what happened

>>430219056>stay here and live as tax cattle or leave with the alienshow much worse could an alien civilization be?

>>430221382They are gawkers a looky-loos on an alien superhighway that earth just entered.

>>430219221>>430219294A fate worth than death awaits youMany people claiming they'd never get on the ships probably will get on them. Because they're going to make you believe that the world itself is ending, and if you don't get on the ships you will die.They'll say it's a comet, or some kind of solar megaflare (already seen the ground work for this being laid for that one with the recently popularized "cyclical cataclysm" theory)If you don't get on the ships, you will die along with the entire Earth.So you'll go, but it's all a lie. And even if it's not a lie, all that awaits you on the ships is the bad kind of "eternal life"You'll end up wanting to die but they won't let you, they can just bring you back you see. They've learned how to do that.

>>430220892>either that or they're actually demons who require your consentding ding ding

>>430220536I laughed

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>>430219572Cow to slaughterhouse

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>>430221698strangely familiar

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>>430219056But brother. We already got on the ships. This is it. We've been uploaded and now live constantly in eternal suffering.

>>430221723reminds me of that doja cat music video where they're on some alien spaceship, and a human guy wants out but they say fuck off and just keep playing some weird game

>>430219056>believe the evidence-free ravings of a schizolol, kek, jej and etc.

If it's a slaughter and harvest human thing, why do they need us?If they want DNA it's easy to farm cum and or take eggs. If they need meat, why would they travel this long for monkey meat when they could probably synthesize it. Water is abundant. If they want to torture and kill us for fun, why aren't they already doing that?

>>430219221Anon, they'll put you in a pie or bbq you if you get on the ships.

>>430219477Kek'd and checked.

>>430219728Underrated sir

>>430221495>It's a mark of man to impart the idea of violence and war onto other beings to bring them down to our size, despite them probably being incredibly empathic and compassionate beings given they had to live in harmony with each other to create such advanced technology in the first place.This is a child's argument. Since when has technological advancement ever correlated to empathy and compassion in the course of human history?And even if they are harmonious among each other, why would you assume they'd extend that to us? >It's a mark of man to impart the idea of violence and war onto other beings!So, it's the mark of every predator that's ever existed. To think we'd have some kind of monopoly on veing violent or unethical is just flatly anti-humanI swear any time somebody starts with>durrr any species that could cross the STARS would surely...it's always followed by the most anti-human midwit shit I'm not surprised you brought up the colony of ants argument either, because that's probably #2. Please tell me more about the Zoo hypothesis.>It makes no sense for them to travel galaxies to simply come to this planet to torture and kill peopleIt does if you start using your brain and realize there may be other ways to get here than just in a straight line between planets. Maybe it's instantaneous for them. Maybe it, and they, are dimensional. Maybe they're not coming here JUST to torture and kill us, but whatever motive they have for coming here STILL results in us being tortured and killed?Nevermind don't even reaply, you're too fucking stupid to even be a part of this.

>>430221976Your fundamental problem is that you don't believe we live in a spiritual universe. You can't imagine how anything could profit from mass death and suffering unless they were eating the meat, or farming some resource out of it. You don't know that certain forms of magic are real, and this universe has spiritual currencies.

>>430220892>either that or they're actually demons who require your consentThis. It's about consent. You're more than likely not getting on a ship but rather signing up for eternal damnation.

>>430219294Did you take the vaccine? Same idea.

>>430219056Please take me. I will be first in line. Please. Please. Please!

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>2023>we're still using fossil fuels for energy and transportLMAO fucking embarrassing. When will Lockheed Skunk Works share their research with us? Why hold back?

>>430222332>You're more than likely not getting on a ship but rather signing up for eternal damnation.You're exactly correct. There's no better way to say it.

Send them Jay and Silent Bob! "There he goes! Homeboy fucked a Martian once..." youtu.be/uLURNp8c-r8

>>430219366Good, get off my world you faglord. Christ is king.

>>430222332>>430222447I like this theory, you get on the elaborate ship and they inject the WEF chip into the base of your brain stem and send you right back out the other side. Wake up the following day and don't even remember it happening.

Which is it then?>Don't get on the ships?>Don't go underground?

>>430222669Both are bad ideas. Remember that verse about how even the mountains couldn't cover people from the wrath of God?

>>430221095>>430221436Based Stargate anons

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>>430222297Understanding this should be the foundation on top of which to build your philosophy. If you don't get this, you won't understand much else either.

>>430222771I'm surprised so many people still don't get it after the Kek thing.

>>430219056Nothing can be worse then living in this Jewish Hell hole.Possible scenarios if you get on.>Go on space adventures and explore the galaxy>Get to visit alien homeworldWorst possible outcomes:>Get probed, tortured, and eaten by some giant space worm from a different dimension as a sacrifice.We are already living in Hell where Jews having made everything here so unlivable it can't be worse in space.

>>430220536Based.Kill all xenos.

>>430222297this is a fun idea. Like demons creating a pig pen to farm consciousness itself.

>>430219056Why not?

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>>430219629r e v e r s e p s y c h o l o g y

>>430219056I for one am getting on the ships. Earth crust displacement cataclysms and the years after are not a fun time for those left living on the surface of the planet each time.

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>>430222800Because they're fed anything and everything except this to distract those seeking the truth. And, it's because most don't bother spending liek a week to meditate and just see for themselves that this life here is only a part of your being. Much easier to eat chips and consume youtube videos about those jews.

>>430222756Cool, ima just trust my new found connection with the Lord.

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>>430222815That's the gist of it. Except they have the ability to extend the lives of the pigs, and even bring them right back at almost no cost if need be, so there's no loss of sources, only growth!What a deal what a savings

>>430219728

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>>430219056>JUST REMEMBER, DON'T GET ON THE SHIPS!"To Serve Man."

>>430222969That's the best thing you can do. You've already made the right choice, user.

>>430222926The question they should really be asking themselves is, if there are spiritual currencies in this universe, which one is the most valuable?

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>>430219056>GET ON THE SHIPS!Nibiru is coming through with a CME combined, the ayyyyys are coming to lift us off for a month whilst the Earth settles down again.

>>430223223That's exactly the kind of shit they're gonna tell you.

>>430222804this post is an admission of guilt. they are deliberately making life miserable so people take the escape option when given.

>>430223121Yeah, just trying to get to know Jesus seriously and how he spoke and reading the New Testament every couple of days. Knowing my faults and where I stand on this Earth. God bless you brother.

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>>430221788>>430222025>>430222804>>430223030dailymotion.com/video/x80j7it

>>430219728Warne > Tendulkar

>>430219056I might want to get on the ship

>>430223350Bless you too manAnd just as a thought going forward, you'll run into people who will mock you and say>yooo this guy thinks aliens are demons!Remember that the two things aren't mutually exclusiveThey ARE aliens. AND they're demons.

>>430223465You will want to. Still don't.

>>430223529I don't want to but I want to see the universe

>>430219056You mean like this?youtube.com/watch?v=Zp_EhjlLGkQ

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>>430223549You won't be seeing the universe. That's not on the itinerary.

>>430223565naruhodo, maybe I can change the course though, what if we all just commander one of them with the intention of keeping it on earth for a little while the others fly off

>>430223610don't get on the fuckin ships

>>430223653can I stand on top of it?

>>430219056What is most likele happenening is that people have been milking the government(s) by running bullshit secret projects, and abused the fact that the secrecy makes oversight effectively impossible.

>>430223672I would find that amusing to see, but you'll fall off when they take off! Just stay on the ground with us

>>430222815Its the satanic endeavor, his soldiers want to imprison every spirit and mind and plug it in the hive to make a sentient being or machine to trying topple God.

>>430219056 What is most likely happenening is that people have been milking the government(s) by running bullshit secret projects, and abused the fact that the secrecy makes oversight effectively impossible.

>>430223722I'll get a wingsuit

do the ships have any known or suspected vulnerabilities? ie is their a tail pipe i can stick a banana in for comedic effect?

>>430223501I took to heart the whole "don't have to show your faith" to be rewarded path seriously when Jesus did the first sermon at the mound. Because inside were all connected if we believe brother. Peace and glory to you.

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>>430223734black projects have an absurd amount of oversightit's just internal

>>430219056Blek pipo invented blue bean

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>>430219477based canadian trucker enjoyer

>>430223200What can you take with you when you "leave", and what is worthless and will be left behind.

Ancient stories of cataclysms sometimes talk about being saved by aliens, if picrel happens get on the ship, these threads are kikes trying to get you filtered in the next catastrophe.

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>>430222025Anon, they'll put you in a dress or lipstick if you get on the ships.

>>430223799I refuse to believe that.

>>430222122> Since when has technological advancement ever correlated to empathy and compassion Since anarchism and the postindustrial revolution before big government> To think we'd have some kind of monopoly on veing violent or unethical is just flatly anti-humanAnimals are violent sure, mostly for food or defense, animals typically aren't violent for no reason.>It does if you start using your brain and realize there may be other ways to get here than just in a straight line between planets. Maybe it's instantaneous for them. Maybe it, and they, are dimensional. Maybe they're not coming here JUST to torture and kill us, but whatever motive they have for coming here STILL results in us being tortured and killed?Yes, lets use our state of the art warp drives to travel to earth to "study them" but actually we'll just torture them and kill them because we're too dumb to understand how to keep a human alive and happy, we only just crossed an entire dimension, but that is just too much for our brains to handle.Okay dude. Full retard mode, further opinions discarded.

>>430219970>Round round get around i get around

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>>430222978>>430223722So what makes us not being farmed right here and now? Nothing is really stopping them?

>>430222834put a five-point harness in there and you got an ark to survive the next deluge, just be sure to bring a barf bag.

>>430220719Long retarded shot in the dark here but assuming the US government has reverse engineered UFOs and made it's own version it would be the ultimate gun running vehicle. Before you say that's retarded let it be known the US government rules through proxy forces and subverts hostile regimes through NGOs, criminal organizations, and supporting rebels.

>>430221495And maybe they are strongmen who can kill a bull with their fist and think that physical strength is a prerequisite of itelligence, and have no need for studying, because they just come up with whatever they need. Like what do you know about how something a 100 times more intelligent thinks like?

This is a tough one I guess trust my gut instinct if/when the time comes

>>430219056Nahhhh... I'm getting on that ship anyhow. Fuck your gay planet!

What happens, if get on ship, and defecate somewhere there. While looking them in the eyes. Would that establish dominance?

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>>430221382They keep you alive artificially forever to mine your bone marrow for the elites without anesthesia.

>>430224586>bone marrow for the elites without anesthesia.bruh im pretty sure they do that already, no spaceniggers required

>>430223890There's that cyclical catastrophe theory I was talking about.They really did a job on some of our smartest guys with that one. I see anons in those threads and they're really some of the brightest we have on this board. The psyop is designed to play into that, by the way.

>>430219221>is willing to accept sodomy over a simple life of shitposting and memes

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>>430224202We are being farmed right now. What they're aiming for is to increase the efficiency of the process and the purity of the end product.>>430224024>we'll just torture them and kill them because we're too dumb to understand how to keep a human alive and happyYou are assuming they want us happy. Alive, yes. Happy no.

>>430219294they'll take you undergound to some vats probably

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i'm getting on the ship

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So?>Ships arrive>Say space is great, everyone gotta get on>zoomerfaceshakyhands.gif>say due to all dem years of being slave masters, whites and japanese gotta stay on earth and repent>earth becomes perfect

>>430219056To serve mankind... It's a cookbook!

>>430219056Damn, i almost got onto one of these ships, the alien was like "you want 50 dollars pal, you gotta come in the ship in order for me to give it to ya"I was like, "hell yeah, i'll eat with that for a day", and then i was like, "wait, this is canadians dollars" The alien called his pals and screamed "he's onto us, scram!" and the ship lifted off.

>>430224892chuck sells fuck and suck

>>430223738 They need to make people choose from their own free will to renounce their holy spirit and embrace the prison forever. You can sense that has been accelerated.

>>430225014yeah I guess I dunno, that's not me so I don't think about it

>>430224810see the underground thing I can agree with, I ain't going underground, even if I kinda know how oil gets made and if the lava goes all the way to the core or if there's more evidence of earth expansion that can be observed, I'm scared of underground spooks though

WHATEVER YOU DO, DONT TOW THE BOBR

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>>430222297So we're in Bloodborne. In that case the schizos are the ones with high insight. Then I'll still try to fuck the cosmic kin.

>>430224799Well my next question would be why keep us at low level retard level consciousness for so long then? Wouldn't it be better for them to create beings that are more aware/capable increasing the "purity" of the product?Also they would easily be able to create and engineer a perfect species for farming. Then have them on many different planets. It just seem loose to me that we are a "farm" and not just some early stage experiment left to rot to its own devices.Then my final ponderance wouldn't there be multiple factions of aliens that don't agree with their version of globohomo?

>>430224024>animals typically aren't violent for no reasonprimates in particular are known to be violent for little reason

>>430224799I had a few dreams where I saw those "ships". I saw buildings destroyed and water almost everywhere . Frightened desperate people were queuing up to get on them but really those ships are just giant demons.

>>430221652That movie tapped into something primal bro. Had multiple nightmares about it, including distrust of my own family. This alien stuff is fucked.

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>>430225312I mean, not exactly, but you're not exactly wrong either.