It's the year 2100. Society has collapsed. You're in a supermarket scavenging for scraps when suddenly something catches your eye. It's the last chicken on earth and it's starving. With its last breath it lays an egg, which now lies before you. You haven't eaten in days.
So.. how do you eat it? Scrambled? Boiled? Eat it raw and then puke it out because that's fucking disgusting?
What would you do with the last egg on earth?
Kayden Young
I'll take a photo so I can share the wisdom with the world in future: the chicken was before the egg
Jaxon Jones
eggs are gross get your shit together op
Matthew Gomez
I would push it up the hill and then down the hill like an autistic madman.
Carson Taylor
put it in my ass and post it on Holla Forums
Lincoln Martin
I would throw the egg in Dysnomia's face and then eat Dysnomia
Owen King
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Jaxson Ross
What a poorly disguised datamining thread.
Mason James
Nice try, shill
Luke Butler
I've actually been thinking about that for a long time. I really want Dysnomia to be a hot jewish elf so I give him the lap dance of his life. Me being a cute 11 yo f.
Jayden Sullivan
I'm trying to protect everyone from the shills retard
Jack Parker
Make a final scrambled egg.
Or kill myself.
One of the two.
Jonathan Campbell
You're not helping by accusing every other thread from being a datamining thread. You're undermining your own cause. Boy who cried wolf-style
Josiah Diaz
In what order
Ian White
lol what the fuck
Parker Cruz
why would a chicken be in a supermarket?
why do you hate living creatures?
you are a stupid toxic person
eggs are best eaten raw
Joshua Phillips
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Luke Robinson
Probably make the scrambled egg first, find some poison to put on it (like, maybe some lighter fluids or something), wait until the scrambled egg is cooked and then I get the scrambled egg, put the poison on it and wolf the whole thing down. Yum.
Nathan Morgan
It's the apocalypse. Deer are running in the streets, animals roam around. The supermarket is abandoned, windows shattered, anything walks in and out.
Why do you live hating creatures?
You are a toxic stupid person!!
I will fuck your tight anus raw until the blood runs down your legs
Brandon White
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Alexander Diaz
I'd make an omelette :^)
Josiah Miller
I'd make a hand
Liam Howard
Da's creepy
Liam Evans
soft boiled w/ gooey yolk
Hunter Carter
That is way creepy…. does it taste like raw fleah?
Bentley Sanchez
*flesh?
Alexander Cox
no, it pretty much tastes like egg
Juan Nelson
If quads Dysnomia steps down
Wyatt Bennett
That's one way to derail a thread.
Henry Nelson
I second the motion. BOWEL MOTION CARRIED!
Lincoln Scott
da's right!
Blake Parker
I'd let it hatch.
Jason Johnson
The only good egg is an unfertlized pre-teen egg
Matthew King
Almost every other non-american leader: Took guns away from their citizens and nothing happened
Luis Scott
Naw, something did happen. Murder rates went down.
Jordan Martin
Is this considered CP?
Luke Hall
No, you can talk all you want about fucking a little girl on this glorious site. See that 12 year old? You can now pull down her pants and forcefully rub her pussy :D
The truth of the matter is, everything is bullshit lol :P
Sebastian Sanders
mmmm
David Evans
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Adam Ramirez
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Levi Hughes
jesus fucking christ
Zachary Campbell
Wouldn't answering the question take up space in the database for my actual PII?
Owen Cooper
Check your sources, user. Only gun violence/gun murder rates go down when you take away guns. The overall violent crime/murder rate goes up.
Easton Ross
Tis a point worth proven :p Should I also say you could pick up and put her against the wall whilst doing so or are we good?
Noah Fisher
mmm
Jaxson Russell
go on.
Caleb Williams
mmm fick
Michael Bennett
Sorry, I wrote this to be stupid lol :p
Parker Richardson
All these people seem to forget that you need more than one egg to make most egg dishes, plus milk and stuff sometimes. Not to mention, now you've got a fucking chicken to eat.