It's the year 2100. Society has collapsed. You're in a supermarket scavenging for scraps when suddenly something catches your eye. It's the last chicken on earth and it's starving. With its last breath it lays an egg, which now lies before you. You haven't eaten in days.
So.. how do you eat it? Scrambled? Boiled? Eat it raw and then puke it out because that's fucking disgusting?
What would you do with the last egg on earth?
I'll take a photo so I can share the wisdom with the world in future: the chicken was before the egg
eggs are gross get your shit together op
I would push it up the hill and then down the hill like an autistic madman.
put it in my ass and post it on Holla Forums
I would throw the egg in Dysnomia's face and then eat Dysnomia
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What a poorly disguised datamining thread.
Nice try, shill
I've actually been thinking about that for a long time. I really want Dysnomia to be a hot jewish elf so I give him the lap dance of his life. Me being a cute 11 yo f.