EGGS

William Green
William Green

It's the year 2100. Society has collapsed. You're in a supermarket scavenging for scraps when suddenly something catches your eye. It's the last chicken on earth and it's starving. With its last breath it lays an egg, which now lies before you. You haven't eaten in days.

So.. how do you eat it? Scrambled? Boiled? Eat it raw and then puke it out because that's fucking disgusting?

What would you do with the last egg on earth?

Kayden Young
Kayden Young

I'll take a photo so I can share the wisdom with the world in future: the chicken was before the egg

Jaxon Jones
Jaxon Jones

eggs are gross get your shit together op

Matthew Gomez
Matthew Gomez

I would push it up the hill and then down the hill like an autistic madman.

Carson Taylor
Carson Taylor

put it in my ass and post it on Holla Forums

Lincoln Martin
Lincoln Martin

I would throw the egg in Dysnomia's face and then eat Dysnomia

Owen King
Owen King

eat Dysnomia

Jaxson Ross
Jaxson Ross

What a poorly disguised datamining thread.

Mason James
Mason James

Nice try, shill

Luke Butler
Luke Butler

I've actually been thinking about that for a long time. I really want Dysnomia to be a hot jewish elf so I give him the lap dance of his life. Me being a cute 11 yo f.

Jayden Sullivan
Jayden Sullivan

I'm trying to protect everyone from the shills retard

Jack Parker
Jack Parker

Make a final scrambled egg.

Or kill myself.

One of the two.

Jonathan Campbell
Jonathan Campbell

You're not helping by accusing every other thread from being a datamining thread. You're undermining your own cause. Boy who cried wolf-style

Josiah Diaz
Josiah Diaz

In what order

Ian White
Ian White

lol what the fuck

Parker Cruz
Parker Cruz

why would a chicken be in a supermarket?

why do you hate living creatures?

you are a stupid toxic person

eggs are best eaten raw

Luke Robinson
Luke Robinson

Probably make the scrambled egg first, find some poison to put on it (like, maybe some lighter fluids or something), wait until the scrambled egg is cooked and then I get the scrambled egg, put the poison on it and wolf the whole thing down. Yum.

Nathan Morgan
Nathan Morgan

It's the apocalypse. Deer are running in the streets, animals roam around. The supermarket is abandoned, windows shattered, anything walks in and out.

Why do you live hating creatures?

You are a toxic stupid person!!

I will fuck your tight anus raw until the blood runs down your legs

Alexander Diaz
Alexander Diaz

I'd make an omelette :^)

Josiah Miller
Josiah Miller

I'd make a hand

Liam Howard
Liam Howard

Da's creepy

Liam Evans
Liam Evans

soft boiled w/ gooey yolk

Hunter Carter
Hunter Carter

That is way creepy…. does it taste like raw fleah?

Bentley Sanchez
Bentley Sanchez

*flesh?

Alexander Cox
Alexander Cox

no, it pretty much tastes like egg

Juan Nelson
Juan Nelson

If quads Dysnomia steps down

Wyatt Bennett
Wyatt Bennett

That's one way to derail a thread.

Henry Nelson
Henry Nelson

I second the motion.
BOWEL MOTION CARRIED!

Lincoln Scott
Lincoln Scott

da's right!

Blake Parker
Blake Parker

I'd let it hatch.

Jason Johnson
Jason Johnson

The only good egg is an unfertlized pre-teen egg

Matthew King
Matthew King

Almost every other non-american leader: Took guns away from their citizens and nothing happened

Luis Scott
Luis Scott

Naw, something did happen. Murder rates went down.

Jordan Martin
Jordan Martin

Is this considered CP?

Luke Hall
Luke Hall

No, you can talk all you want about fucking a little girl on this glorious site. See that 12 year old? You can now pull down her pants and forcefully rub her pussy :D

The truth of the matter is, everything is bullshit lol :P

Sebastian Sanders
Sebastian Sanders

mmmm

Adam Ramirez
Adam Ramirez

implying nothing else can lay eggs

Levi Hughes
Levi Hughes

jesus fucking christ

Zachary Campbell
Zachary Campbell

Wouldn't answering the question take up space in the database for my actual PII?

Owen Cooper
Owen Cooper

Check your sources, user. Only gun violence/gun murder rates go down when you take away guns. The overall violent crime/murder rate goes up.

Easton Ross
Easton Ross

Tis a point worth proven :p Should I also say you could pick up and put her against the wall whilst doing so or are we good?

Noah Fisher
Noah Fisher

mmm

Jaxson Russell
Jaxson Russell

go on.

Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams

mmm fick

Michael Bennett
Michael Bennett

Sorry, I wrote this to be stupid lol :p

Parker Richardson
Parker Richardson

All these people seem to forget that you need more than one egg to make most egg dishes, plus milk and stuff sometimes.
Not to mention, now you've got a fucking chicken to eat.

Dominic Rodriguez
Dominic Rodriguez

Shush now

Andrew Ward
Andrew Ward

I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!!!!

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