Holla Forumsohemians

Well. None of my roommates wore dresses? So. I think your vibe is off.

Hah alright. I had a roommate about 2 years back who was 26. Guy apparently used to be a /fatguy/ who is now /fit/, so he was all into protein shakes, powder, and waking up before the sun to go work out. Brace for a greentext about dresses guy.

>I showed him Holla Forums, which was like a hidden eden back then before we had the Holla Forums takeover and all these shit pedo/gay/shitpost threads which I hope are good raiders or one dedicated shitposter with a VPN

I just landed a turd that smelt so revoltingly horrific, that even Satan himself would be digusted. Being constipated for 4 days didn't help… it had all that time to 'ripen'. Even Lord Saron would not have claimed that shit for himself, I'm telling you!