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I need to lose 30 more pounds until I look in shape again. Thats after already losing 20 pounds since new years. What have I done?

Good idea, will try tomorrow.

Oh. And Ill be 28 in less then a month and Im still not married. At least im not a virgin. Plus im a man. So I have that.

I started smoking after 22 years to help me lose weight. What have I done?

Sounds like you've made progress and the year isn't yet halfway over. Shit, I do like 50 pushups and situps like once a week if that.

Makes the blood flow nigger. Keeps the government from using chemicals to control your brain and makes you skinny and attractive like pic related.

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Eh, a little over half way over? Work harder faggot. Also, just a vibe, but does the term JNOR mean anything to you?

Good. I'd rather take my chances of dying from cancer in 30 years than dying alone and of a heart attack now.

JNor? No….no idea.

Heh, well if my hunch is wrong then never mind. Otherwise this is your old roommate, the one who didnt wear dresses.

Cancer is a myth made up to stop you from doing things like going in the sun or enjoying the most popular American past-time.