You're at gamestop with your gf (just pretend for the sake of the question) and this… guy?™ slaps her ass, what do?

what does my gf look like? qt3.14 or a landwhale? i'd beat the shit out of her daily for practice

Absolutely disgusting.

OP is a fagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggot

Try not to get sued for the little shit I still have.

Nice claim, commiefag. Care to discuss this in my helicopter? Don't the police on me, please!

He wont fly so good

thought that was a symbol for hell

You're a Lumpen, all you have is a big mouth - to suck your masters dick as well as yelling stupid shit.

have someone to fight for

slap "his" ass, bend him over, fuck him raw.