You're at gamestop with your gf (just pretend for the sake of the question) and this… guy?™ slaps her ass, what do?

Fuck user why do you have to remind me?

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Push him back, call cops, look for witnesses, get him in front of a court and hopefully arrested or into mandatory therapy.

is there a joke i'm missing or…?

PUSSY
NEWFAG

faint

Or i'm just losing track on your "new dank memes" and don't care for every single one.

Calling the cops is the only reasonable and legally sound option. Bite me.

I'd whip my dick out and see which one of them sucks it first

Commie cuck is a total newfag, a loser, low energy, and the current laughing stock of Holla Forums

Leave.
you are a walking vagina.