You're at gamestop with your gf (just pretend for the sake of the question) and this… guy?™ slaps her ass, what do?

Fuck user why do you have to remind me?

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Push him back, call cops, look for witnesses, get him in front of a court and hopefully arrested or into mandatory therapy.

is there a joke i'm missing or…?

PUSSY
NEWFAG

faint

Or i'm just losing track on your "new dank memes" and don't care for every single one.

Calling the cops is the only reasonable and legally sound option. Bite me.

I'd whip my dick out and see which one of them sucks it first

Commie cuck is a total newfag, a loser, low energy, and the current laughing stock of Holla Forums

Leave.
you are a walking vagina.

what does my gf look like? qt3.14 or a landwhale? i'd beat the shit out of her daily for practice

Absolutely disgusting.

OP is a fagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggot

Try not to get sued for the little shit I still have.

Nice claim, commiefag. Care to discuss this in my helicopter? Don't the police on me, please!

He wont fly so good

thought that was a symbol for hell

You're a Lumpen, all you have is a big mouth - to suck your masters dick as well as yelling stupid shit.

have someone to fight for

slap "his" ass, bend him over, fuck him raw.