You're at gamestop with your gf (just pretend for the sake of the question) and this… guy?™ slaps her ass, what do?

You're at gamestop with your gf (just pretend for the sake of the question) and this… guy?™ slaps her ass, what do?

But I don't shop at gamestop

Laugh heartily for a good 5 minutes.

why?

Unsheathe my Katana

this guy sounds serious

...

Would slap his ass back.

Over-head press it.

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