Do I even exist?

I do, but do you?

Let's be honest.

This. I've always imagined ingesting a fuck ton of pills, tying my legs there so I can't puss out and tying my neck to a pole to break my neck as the train goes past. Not as extensive but I think it could work. (No large buildings within 4 hours of here)

Fecebook probably only sent the status change to two "Likes", and they were probably both click-farmers in India or Egypt.

Method 7: Emotionally Disturbing Piano Wire Beheading

You will need

• Superglue
• Piano wire
• Jaunty Hat (Jauntiness is a must)

Find a very tall building, overlooking a public place. Stand at its summit with lots of piano wire.

Attach one end of a piece of piano wire 5 meters short of the ground to your ankles. Secure the other end to the building.

Place your head in a noose made from another length of piano wire that is 6 meters short of the ground. Secure the other end to the top of the building.

Glue the hat and your chosen hand to your head. You wouldn't want to lose your hat.

Jump!

The result: at 6 meters from the ground, the piano wire noose around your neck will tighten and slice your head off. Your head will, however, not fall because it is stuck to your hand. You will be found dangling upside down with your head stuck to your hand spraying everyone in a 5 meter radius with your bodily fluids. Your Jaunty Hat will have to be taken from your cold dead hands.

Detoxing from fb.

>not wanting to become a true American.

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