Do I even exist?

>>>/suicide/
or survivorlibrary.com/library/firearms-saxon_kurt-the_four_winds_shotgun.pdf
or four winds shotgun on non pdf terms

but seriously, facebook is shit. people only care about their likes on their and the ones who use it are polluted as fuck. call the first person who comes to mind then do your thing, good luck faggot

Only my mom would do that tbh

Wow what a fucking edgelord, kys you edgy faggot

Well, I don't want to kill myself, but virtually every method of suicide has potential to not be successful. Hell, even putting a shotgun in your mouth and firing a round in to your head isn't foolproof. I remember hearing a story about how some asshole who was running from the police put a pistol to his temple and pulled the trigger, but all he did was end up severing the stems of his eyes, so he ended up blind and in jail.

If you're actually a suicidal faggot, you're probably not worried about the minimal chance of surviving, and you're more concerned that whatever your chosen method of suicide will bring what you perceive to be the sweet release of death.

Gotta chain methods, nigga.

Could you survive a 20 story fall? Not likely, but maybe.

Could you survive a massive heroin overdose with no tolerance? Not likely, but maybe.

Could you survive a shotgun blast to the brain through your mouth? Not likely, but maybe.

But could you survive a massive heroin overdose, sitting on the edge of the roof of a 20 story building and eating a mouthful of buckshot while launching yourself off the edge? Ain't happening. Plus that'd be a pretty hardcore way to go.

Maybe your friends are cool and they quit using FB before you did.

You do have a point.

Facebook frog strikes again!

Well that was pretty fucking creative. I don't plan on offing myself now or ever, but if I do, I'll have to keep this in the back of my mind.

>>>/r9k/

and stay there