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Little things that make you hate life
OP, do you pee in the shower?
i can't wait to take a job in your country that pays 6 figures and knock up an american woman who only cares about money because you're too much of a pussy to
see you soon, kiddo.
Of course.
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Just kill me.
Why do women actually want penises?
Se dig snart
This
It's the worst,I have to take a few steps back and spray
Shampoo is a jewish scam anyway. My hair does fine without it.
My penis.
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are you blind, user?
It's okay to have a small penis. Nobody will ever see it anyway and small dicks have access to a wider variety of onaholes, as well as real loli vaginas.
At least you don't have to be abruptly woken up when your dick skims cold toilet water.
I have dry eyes when I wake up and don't put my eye drops in until after I pee.
this is me
try to finish pooping first
oh. still amazed at your pissing prowess. I'm practically blind until I put my glasses on but I've never hit the lightbulb.
That is true but instead of that, when I need to pee during a poop it ends up going through the space between the toilet and the seat and getting all over the floor and sometimes my feet.
Goddamn,we just can't win.
OP
this thread
It was only once and I actually slipped mid pee. It was also a very explosive pee as I had drank quite a bit the night before.
epic BAIT!
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Wax it,post pictures
pegym, google it
motherfucker if I wanted to talk about how the bus driver is distantly related to you, or about how the coffee in the breakroom is two days old, or how your son's best friend's older brother got an ugly haircut I'd wear a shirt that said "Tell me all your inane stories and trivia about your life"
Who the fuck doesn't?
Sit down, or piss in the tub.
That's what I do.
siq burn
How can you sit and pee with morning wood? There's no room for penis.
The fuck do you know English? Go teach English and earn some money instead of shit posting.