Little things that make you hate life

Asher Wright
Asher Wright

be showering on auto pilot
near the end of shower session
suddenly snap out of auto pilot
can't remember whether or not I shampooed

Levi Taylor
Levi Taylor

OP, do you pee in the shower?

Joshua Cooper
Joshua Cooper

be indian
have no access to running water
have to walk 2 miles in scorching heat of summer to get water so i can shit in a bucket and clean my asshole
get on internet that i suck dick for
on laptop that is from 1998
see some skinny faggot kid who lives with his mother whining about how he hates life because he forgot to shampoo his hair

i can't wait to take a job in your country that pays 6 figures and knock up an american woman who only cares about money because you're too much of a pussy to

see you soon, kiddo.

Jason Gonzalez
Jason Gonzalez

Of course.

Zachary Gray
Zachary Gray

wake up
still half asleep
take shit
tip of my dicks skims cold toilet water
fully awake

Joshua Richardson
Joshua Richardson

poop
wipe
wipe
wipe
wipe
run out of toilet paper
not finished wiping
Just kill me.

Jose Torres
Jose Torres

wake up
morning wood
go to pee
aim for toilet
hit lightbulb
adjust angle
hit floor
finally make it in toilet
most of the pee is all over the bathroom
Why do women actually want penises?

Christian Nguyen
Christian Nguyen


Se dig snart

Aiden Peterson
Aiden Peterson

This
It's the worst,I have to take a few steps back and spray

Aaron Watson
Aaron Watson

Shampoo is a jewish scam anyway. My hair does fine without it.

Evan Richardson
Evan Richardson

little things
My penis.

Cameron Martinez
Cameron Martinez

wake up
check up on stuff on pc and phone
eat some snack
go to sleep again
wake up again after few hours
do the same thing
finally awake

Christopher Evans
Christopher Evans

hit lightbulb
are you blind, user?

Brody Foster
Brody Foster

It's okay to have a small penis. Nobody will ever see it anyway and small dicks have access to a wider variety of onaholes, as well as real loli vaginas.

Levi Stewart
Levi Stewart

At least you don't have to be abruptly woken up when your dick skims cold toilet water.

Grayson Wood
Grayson Wood

I have dry eyes when I wake up and don't put my eye drops in until after I pee.

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

this is me

try to finish pooping first

Henry Long
Henry Long

oh. still amazed at your pissing prowess. I'm practically blind until I put my glasses on but I've never hit the lightbulb.

Juan Hill
Juan Hill

Nobody will ever see it anyway

That is true but instead of that, when I need to pee during a poop it ends up going through the space between the toilet and the seat and getting all over the floor and sometimes my feet.

Dominic Robinson
Dominic Robinson

Goddamn,we just can't win.

Dylan Cook
Dylan Cook

little things that make you hate life
OP
this thread

Jayden Williams
Jayden Williams

It was only once and I actually slipped mid pee. It was also a very explosive pee as I had drank quite a bit the night before.

Elijah Allen
Elijah Allen

epic BAIT!

Isaiah Flores
Isaiah Flores

tfw hairy buttcrack

Julian Richardson
Julian Richardson

Wax it,post pictures

Jayden Nguyen
Jayden Nguyen

pegym, google it

Mason Turner
Mason Turner

put headphones in ears
someone tries talking to me
ignore them
they keep talking and trying to get your attention
if you do listen to them it's almost always something completely pointless
motherfucker if I wanted to talk about how the bus driver is distantly related to you, or about how the coffee in the breakroom is two days old, or how your son's best friend's older brother got an ugly haircut I'd wear a shirt that said "Tell me all your inane stories and trivia about your life"

Cameron Anderson
Cameron Anderson

Who the fuck doesn't?

Juan Morales
Juan Morales

Sit down, or piss in the tub.
That's what I do.

Dylan Jenkins
Dylan Jenkins

siq burn

Jackson Anderson
Jackson Anderson

How can you sit and pee with morning wood? There's no room for penis.

Parker Bailey
Parker Bailey

The fuck do you know English? Go teach English and earn some money instead of shit posting.

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