be showering on auto pilot
near the end of shower session
suddenly snap out of auto pilot
can't remember whether or not I shampooed
Little things that make you hate life
be showering on auto pilot
OP, do you pee in the shower?
have no access to running water
have to walk 2 miles in scorching heat of summer to get water so i can shit in a bucket and clean my asshole
get on internet that i suck dick for
on laptop that is from 1998
see some skinny faggot kid who lives with his mother whining about how he hates life because he forgot to shampoo his hair
i can't wait to take a job in your country that pays 6 figures and knock up an american woman who only cares about money because you're too much of a pussy to
see you soon, kiddo.
still half asleep
tip of my dicks skims cold toilet water
run out of toilet paper
not finished wiping
Just kill me.
go to pee
aim for toilet
finally make it in toilet
most of the pee is all over the bathroom
Why do women actually want penises?
Se dig snart
It's the worst,I have to take a few steps back and spray
Shampoo is a jewish scam anyway. My hair does fine without it.
check up on stuff on pc and phone
eat some snack
go to sleep again
wake up again after few hours
do the same thing
are you blind, user?
It's okay to have a small penis. Nobody will ever see it anyway and small dicks have access to a wider variety of onaholes, as well as real loli vaginas.
At least you don't have to be abruptly woken up when your dick skims cold toilet water.
I have dry eyes when I wake up and don't put my eye drops in until after I pee.
this is me
try to finish pooping first
oh. still amazed at your pissing prowess. I'm practically blind until I put my glasses on but I've never hit the lightbulb.
Nobody will ever see it anyway
That is true but instead of that, when I need to pee during a poop it ends up going through the space between the toilet and the seat and getting all over the floor and sometimes my feet.
Goddamn,we just can't win.
little things that make you hate life
It was only once and I actually slipped mid pee. It was also a very explosive pee as I had drank quite a bit the night before.
tfw hairy buttcrack
Wax it,post pictures
pegym, google it
put headphones in ears
someone tries talking to me
they keep talking and trying to get your attention
if you do listen to them it's almost always something completely pointless
motherfucker if I wanted to talk about how the bus driver is distantly related to you, or about how the coffee in the breakroom is two days old, or how your son's best friend's older brother got an ugly haircut I'd wear a shirt that said "Tell me all your inane stories and trivia about your life"
Who the fuck doesn't?
Sit down, or piss in the tub.
That's what I do.
How can you sit and pee with morning wood? There's no room for penis.
The fuck do you know English? Go teach English and earn some money instead of shit posting.