Arm the teachers

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This is the worst fucking solution I've ever heard of.

Home school the children. Problem solved.

You're full of shit en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_legislation_in_Germany#Gun_regulation_of_the_Third_Reich

What about the teachers' feelings on this? People don't become teachers because they want to get into a fire fight, people become teachers because they want to fucking teach. Can you imagine your sweet 70 year old English teacher from middle school using a gun or even wanting to? You make teachers get military training and use weapons, you'll see teachers quitting en masse. And not to mention a lot of teachers are social liberals who want much stronger gun control. Honestly the idea of arming the teachers is so absurd, only someone who doesn't remember what it's like to be in primary or secondary school could advocate it.

this

Inb4 teachers start gunning down students

Good

that sounds extremely good

Literally already happened I'm sure. I know they killed someone with aspergers, someone having a seizure, someone deaf, etc.