Amazon's new workplace perk, "The Spheres", will officially open on Monday

finally somebody made a scuplture of me balls, me very veigny balls :)

And I hadn't even seen this bit yet

So you can say that, the balls are fertile?

quite fertile they seem, if all goes well I´m sure you´ll be seeing them in your town soon enough, Amazon having money to burn

Tired: A boot stomping on a face for the rest of eternity
Inspired: Childhood's End, but dumber

I seriously doubt that, this shit isn't the actual drones doing all the real work, it's for the pampered technotwat psychos building the systems of oppression.

I'm real sure that the fulfilment centre workers will be allowed to bring their dogs into work soon too, you know, if they can squeeze in the time to play with them in between 90 second turnaround times on orders.

this is a fucking fire hazard

Shouldn't Deidre be complaining instead?
Though Hive are the canon enemies of the Believers

At least the fire would be contained quickly lol

Give me the spheres daddy Bezos