We won't even need shades. Well, not afterwards.
The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists Announce Deadliest Threats to Man in the Coming Years of War
Colton Stewart
Evan Russell
I mean, we are.
Grayson Cooper
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Alexander Cruz
Stop being hung up over metaphors. People make unwise decisions when faced with the prospect of more and more and more money, and disregard the consequences. Foresight and capitalism do not mix.
Ethan Mitchell
confirmed for buzzword list
Justin Watson
The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists who have monitored global threats for 50 years BTFO by this one lad who knew too much on a taiwanese image board
Zachary Ramirez
So where's the best place to escape from all this? Rural Siberia? New Zealand? Patagonia? Innawoods in boreal Canada or the Amazon?
Is our last hope a ticket to Mars?
Joseph Bell
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Anthony Cruz
Rural Bulgaria, I hear you can get a property there for £200.
Jaxon Lewis
They're also a bunch of scaremongering, anit-nuclear power idiots.