Monkey Paw Thread

William Perez
William Perez

I wish that Valve would start making video games again and finally give us Half Life 3.

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Michael Cooper
Michael Cooper

I wish that OP would go back to cuckchan

Jaxson Clark
Jaxson Clark

I wish valve would make Left for Dead 3. I'm sick of playing 1 and 2, I've played them to death ;^) I want something new Gabe you fat fuck Kike, you're almost as bad as the Holla Forums admin Mark.

Nolan Ward
Nolan Ward

They only make Card Games oh wait.

Jace Reyes
Jace Reyes

i wish i was a little girl and say happy and nice things to anons! <3

Jayden Rivera
Jayden Rivera

You get raped and murdered by an old fat pedo.

Tyler Moore
Tyler Moore

is he a /pol/ pedo or jew/pol/ pedo?

Thomas Taylor
Thomas Taylor

I want Steam to die in the following years.

Nicholas Nelson
Nicholas Nelson

They make L4D3 but all of the zombies are lootbox unlocks.

Oliver Clark
Oliver Clark

I want sex minigames to make a comeback in God of War

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Christian Walker
Christian Walker

I wish for a new Bully.

Noah Lopez
Noah Lopez

Quads confirm steam will die in the following years.
Question is what will replace it? GOG?

Easton Rivera
Easton Rivera

Just a plain old pedo.
They're all gay now.

Samuel Brown
Samuel Brown

It's all family friendly now, Kratos a pussywhipped faggot now.

Eli Scott
Eli Scott

They're all interracial cuckold shit.
The entire game is Bully Onlineā„¢ and if you dare to punch a female or black character you're instantly banned and charged $50 to unlock the account.

Jordan Russell
Jordan Russell

Half life 3 comes out, but it's community-made

Hudson Long
Hudson Long

It dies and Origin takes over instead.

Ryder James
Ryder James

And also VR exclusive

Julian Evans
Julian Evans

I wish for a new imperialism game.

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Joseph Campbell
Joseph Campbell

I wish for java to release the source code for BLOOD

Dylan Hill
Dylan Hill

it's released and noone does anything with it. if you want your source port then you have to do it yourself.

I wish for (old, good) Obsidian to make a new Fallout game with the polish of 4 but an actual RPG

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Kayden Evans
Kayden Evans

I wish for (old, good) Obsidian to make a new Fallout game with the polish of 4 but an actual RPG
It's a complete flop and the industry uses it as an example for why "gamers don't want hardcore games anymore".

Nathan Torres
Nathan Torres

He does but he tells them all to come here.

Landon Barnes
Landon Barnes

It's excessively short and no modders make expansions and not even DLC is released.

Chase Sullivan
Chase Sullivan

I don't care, at least we have it to play. Call me shortsighted but we're now good for about 10 years if you take new vegas and its modding scene as any indication.

Colton Hughes
Colton Hughes

Seriously, why do people promote this site there?All it does is bring the cancer here

Kayden Thomas
Kayden Thomas

I wish for java to release the source code of BLOOD and someone makes a source port for it

Aaron Perez
Aaron Perez

It's now called deconolization and you have to give up your empire to communist groups. First mission is to cut Rhodesia off from any support.

Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

It's "localized" to the modern day and all problematic references to cults and excessive violence is removed. If you want it one-to-one, you're going to have to mod all that shit back in yourself because all the purists refuse to touch it.

Oliver Murphy
Oliver Murphy

I wish for atari to release the source code for blood and someone makes a source port for it, untouched.

Michael White
Michael White

They're all gay now.
They're all interracial cuckold shit.
In other words, Troy Fall of a City

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Jeremiah Hernandez
Jeremiah Hernandez

Go to bed Gaben.

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Dylan Bailey
Dylan Bailey

Brutal Blood comes out the next day.

Hunter Fisher
Hunter Fisher

Why do you have that saved?

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James Peterson
James Peterson

I wish for a hyper-realistic WW2 flight sim with a lifesize map of continental Europe and autistically accurate flight models.

Alexander Cruz
Alexander Cruz

To remind people of the depths BBC is willing to sink itself to promote their agenda.

Brandon Bailey
Brandon Bailey

You can only play as the allied powers, there are no dogfights in the game, all missions are to bomb enemy supply lines.

Blake Nguyen
Blake Nguyen

The lifesize maps of continental Europe also portrays the deportation and genocide of six billion jews in extreme, poignant detail. For every hour of flight sim gameplay, you get two of cutscenes about the shoah.

Hunter Butler
Hunter Butler

Sure thing louis ck

Elijah Campbell
Elijah Campbell

Riiight…

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Thomas Taylor
Thomas Taylor

Granted, but it gets overhyped even for what it is, influences the industry even worse than HL2 or any other 'influential' title released before with a new cancer surpassing e-sports or cinematic shit, and as billions of ultra normalfags who've never played videogames before rush to play the game, Steam outbuys any competition and stops piracy, completely taking out any competition while gaming in general moves away from another crash.

Jack Hill
Jack Hill

Headtracking and joysticks aren't compatible, you have to play it with the arrow keys. Also there is a constant one second delay of deliberate nontoggleable input lag.

Jeremiah Morales
Jeremiah Morales

I want a game that plays exactly like Kingdom Hearts II with more depth to the gameplay and without Nomura's autism.

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Brayden Torres
Brayden Torres

why would anyone want sequels to shitty games?

Dominic Hall
Dominic Hall

i wish for a wario world 2

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Samuel Diaz
Samuel Diaz

Shhh, Half-Life is based now, don't break the post-contrarianism

Jacob Wood
Jacob Wood

Half-Life and Opposing Force have always been good games and Half-Life 2 has always been bad.

Owen Russell
Owen Russell

You clearly are not up on the current consensus. Right now Holla Forums likes Half Life 1 and hates 2. They'll swap again in a bit once the opinion becomes more popular.

Isaiah Roberts
Isaiah Roberts

This.

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James Wright
James Wright

Wish granted, but it has motion controls.

Now this: Nintendo makes Metroid 5.

John Williams
John Williams

Gets released, but only to Graf Zahl.

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Julian Roberts
Julian Roberts

We've always been at war with Eastasia and they shall suffer under the wrath of us and our based allies Eurasia.

Jace Jones
Jace Jones

I wish to be fastest in my class.

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Benjamin White
Benjamin White

Congrats, you now jizz in under twenty seconds and the entire class knows

Adrian Clark
Adrian Clark

I wish I was castrated by hot teeange girl.

Landon Jackson
Landon Jackson

I want cryptocurrency to implode and be able to afford a video card again

Andrew Long
Andrew Long

I wish that Valve would go bankrupt.

Jacob Howard
Jacob Howard

Fallout 4
polish

Zachary Peterson
Zachary Peterson

Nintendo makes Metroid 5.
Granted, it's a buy2complete the game

Granted, Disney or EA buys them.

Anthony Nelson
Anthony Nelson

what if you were a nullboy owo

Gabriel Myers
Gabriel Myers

I wish Midna would become real, fall madly in love with me and not grow a penis.

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Nolan Gutierrez
Nolan Gutierrez

Brutal Blood
Oh god.

Lucas Green
Lucas Green

I wish for an Ace Combat 3 remake with VR support and binaural 3D audio.

Kayden Reyes
Kayden Reyes

bump

Lucas Martin
Lucas Martin

Why don't you leave?