Actually enjoyable co-op games, do they exist?

I have something you might like.

Not many people know CC's English themes was sung by Donna Burke. She was the narrator at the level-opening panoramas, too. As in Snake Eater/Sin of the Father/Heaven's Divide Donna Burke.

The 4-player co-op mode for Far Cry 3. It has its own story with lots of weapons. You can play as an old man, a black womyn, a brit or a slav. Quite fun. It's a shame that Ubishit didn't make another 4-player mode for the later Far Cry games.
Vermintide is pretty good too, despite the shitty loot system.

There's a co-op mode, it's called Metal Gear Survive.

You know, I might get Survive second-hand (fuck Konami) if it has local co-op, but who the fuck makes games with local co-op anymore?

Devs who should be praised. Games with online only co-op belong in the trash

Absolutely.

But who are they? My brother got me a second DS4 for an early Christmas present, and it wasn't until we unboxed and powered it up that we realized there wasn't anything for us to play together.

The Metal Slug games make for a pretty damn good couch co-op night.

Earthworm Jim HD with a friend was hilarious. Rayman Origins and Legend are local co-op.

last I heard RE revelations 2 was local co-op only

damn, and here I thought I was gonna be the first silly bastard to recommend that beautiful game