What goes in the Holla Forums column?

Decent but-
Top one is clever but I feel like it should be more in line with the rest of them
Second one isn't very Holla Forums specific and just describes our ideal system
Third one is alright but I still like my text
Fourth one is pretty good
If you're going down that route for the fifth one make him look a little dorkier than the normal and maybe give him some commie paraphernalia

Also this

unsage because that was an accident anyway

Fixed.

Gold.

You just keep failing harder, negro de mierda.

Wait, disregard that last one, I'm a genius.

Awww the YPG flag's all messed up now

good lord, I never realize I wanted to see what the embodiment of all of leftypol looks like in a single person

Wait, what?

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