GOOOOOOOOOD EVENING EVERYBODY! Welcome to "Whose Vidya is it Anyway?", the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like Felicia Day's """"gamer cred"""". Simply does not matter.
We'll start off with a game called Scenes from a Hat. What we do is we get all the Anons to put write down some suggestions of scenes or events for our Anons to act out before the show. We take the good ones and put them in this nice hat; the bad ones get stuffed into Anthony Burch. Now…let's begin with:
The last words of Satoru Iwata.
Jeremiah Perry
Niggers tongue my anus
Jackson Price
gomenasai mama sama
Oliver Watson
...
Parker Flores
hello cuckchani my old friend
Noah Gonzalez
When user goes shopping or pirating for vidya.
Connor Nguyen
Gamer Cred? I think you mean her opinion on games. Because her opinion is shit just like she is.
Kevin Garcia
"Is this the edition with the figurine? I per-ordered the version with the figurine."
Gabriel Roberts
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Ethan Hall
The average meeting at Bioware.
Ayden Bailey
What I want to know is if this game will let me send sloppy wet farting noises to random children online
Juan Williams
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Ian Baker
"I got it! We divide the gender palette into three invisible sections, and each one triggers a different colored ending!"
Jason Garcia
...
Connor Wright
"Is it bring your kid to work day?"
Anthony Adams
I think you mean your wife's son
Colton Ross
What John Carmack is thinking right now.
Landon Bennett
"VR is fucking DOOMed" :^)
Kayden Morales
I'll take my payment in cash.
Angel Hughes
float Q_rsqrt( float number ) { long i; float x2, y; const float threehalfs = 1.5F;
x2 = number * 0.5F; y = number; i = * ( long * ) &y; // evil floating point bit level hacking i = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 ); // what the fuck? y = * ( float * ) &i; y = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) ); // 1st iteration // y = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) ); // 2nd iteration, this can be removed
return y; }
Austin Brooks
...
Benjamin Torres
"I could've been the next Elon Musk if I kept up with that space company I started"
Jason Jenkins
Dudebro's first foray into JRPGs.
Asher Ward
WOAH BRO THEY'VE GOT A SPORTSBALL GAME IN THIS ONE
Lincoln Gomez
"Cortana Panty Quest Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series"
Austin Torres
"This game is stupid, I dont know whats going on or who any of these people are"
Zachary Adams
Shit son, do we got cup noodles in here?
Hunter Morgan
...
Lincoln Cox
"Why the fuck are all these asian white?"
Kayden Nelson
"Hey brah! Whatcha playin?"
Charles Sanders
...
Ethan Watson
"Shit bro she's like way too young for me!"
Cooper Hill
Rejected titles for NieR: Automata.
Camden Lewis
Ass: The Game
Juan Kelly
Robo Waifu Gonna Ruin Your Laifu
Elijah Evans
NieR: Fat Asses
Henry Martin
"Far Manualica"
Jaxon Martinez
robutts&machines
Alexander Wilson
Ass effect.
Julian Rogers
Depression Quest
Lucas Harris
Yoko Taro's Wild Ride 2: Moonman Boogaloo
Adrian Ross
user designs the new Animal Crossing.
Leo Brown
Isabella Dataing Sim
Camden Ward
YOU CAN FUCK EVERYTHING EVERYTHING V E R Y T H I N G
Nicholas Murphy
...
Michael Russell
...
Jace Clark
...
Kevin Rogers
Monster girl crossing.
Jason Lewis
...
Bentley Brooks
Animal Crossing Switch - Live in a hole in the ground in an empty village until you buy the house and the villager amiibo (sold separately)
Charles Allen
ESRB rating jumps to M, but otherwise pretty much the same.
Nathan Thompson
When your parents find that game.
Hudson Nelson
"Gentrification Simulator" Raise property values forcing the animals to leave and make way for rich white folk
Noah Long
TRAPS AREN'T GAY MOM
Jeremiah Jenkins
"user, I could've been playing that! Why are you holding out son?"
Bentley Russell
...
Hudson Garcia
THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, I DID NOT MAKE A FURRY GAME THEY ARE MONSTER GIRLS THEY ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!
Ian Reed
...
Jacob Gutierrez
Yes, i said the gameplay is still the important part
Thomas Hall
...
Ryder Brown
HEY GUYS! LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN MY DAUGHTERS ROOM!
Isaiah Jenkins
"Nazi is a term coined by Jews mom, the correct term is "National Socialist" "
Owen Jenkins
When Gachimuchi meets user's favorite game.
Ryan Murphy
...
Josiah Lewis
...
Brody King
...
Jason Harris
I swear I can explain
Parker Jackson
Nothing changes
I guess you've never had your dad emasculate you user
Joseph Hernandez
...
Jayden Perez
Hey scrub I think you got the wrong game, Street Fighter's marked two bucks down.
Carter Wood
I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S THE BOSS OF THIS SHIP
Adam Roberts
If EA was headed by a Warlock.
Ryan Gomez
Actually I wanna change mine
Gavin Wilson
...
Brody Bennett
...
Lincoln Perez
Uh yes, Bioware, we'll need some drastical changes for this Dragon Age scripts. What? It's Mass Efffect? Same fucking shit
Julian Mitchell
I don't even know what a warlock does so I got nothing.
Asher Ross
What Reggie Fils-Aimé is thinking right now.
Daniel Jenkins
...
Zachary Richardson
...
Jonathan Barnes
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Easton Hernandez
OY VEY
Levi Gonzalez
...
Landon Gonzalez
Welp, time to clean out the desk.
Austin Flores
Shit, sony was right. nobody gives a shit about games nowdays
Austin Jackson
Three years ago I desperately wanted Nintendo to succeed and they didn't. Now I desperately want Nintendo to fail and they didn't. Fuck my life.
Adam Kelly
When user finally meets his waifu.
Brayden Davis
...
Dominic Miller
I fucking knew that food wasn't in good state
Adam Myers
...
Christopher Powell
I'm your prom date, you ugly sack of shit.
Austin Powell
It doesn't feel right if she's 3D.
Grayson Barnes
...
Evan Martinez
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Christian Ward
"Somehow Tsundere isn't the same in real life…"
David Hall
...
Connor Morales
Don't you dare step within 10 feet of a nigger.
Leo Walker
Weird things to say at a Street Fighter tournament.
Connor Evans
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Kayden Hughes
I don't get what was so bad about Twelve
Owen Adams
...
Cameron Thomas
It smells bad in here
William Taylor
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Nathan Roberts
I'M MAD
Adam Smith
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Jonathan Brown
Why aren't we fighting in the Street?
Brayden Turner
...
Luke Morales
...
Ethan Lopez
user's first raid in an MMO.
Anthony Cook
When's Mahvel?
Andrew Gray
LEEEERROOYYY JEEEENNNKIINSSS
Connor Ward
...
Adam Perry
"I-I guess I'll be the designated healer, I-its not that I want to be or anything.."
Henry Reyes
DEBUFFING THE ENEMY COUNTS AS DOING SOMETHING
Easton Parker
I'm pulling everything, deal with it
Aiden Anderson
...
Liam Lee
Don't worry and just focus on doing damage and tanking, I'll fill your bulging health bar right away❤~
Angel Clark
...
Jeremiah Jenkins
Dudebro and Casual go to a convention.
Jaxson Evans
He asked for things Reggie was thinking, not things everyone on Holla Forums is thinking.
Sebastian Jones
...
Jaxon Johnson
Dude this guy in an animal costume invited to an orgy! Wanna come?
Brody Martinez
Spoiler alert, it's a trap
Cooper Bailey
"That girl had a penis, I don't want to hit on anyone anymore here"
Owen Morris
...
Jeremiah Hill
...
Aiden Long
Dude, this is like, the worst Halloween party I've ever been to! Where's the booze?
Matthew Watson
The first meeting of the high school's Anime and Video Games Club.
Evan Ortiz
"Dude, I just saw someone kill three people at once" "Gnarly, bro" "I don't mean in the hall, it was in the parking lot, we need to call 911 like right now" "You're killing my groove, man"
Easton Cook
S-stop staring at Cortanas ass! Thats considered rape you know?
Adam Lee
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Dylan Hughes
...
Nicholas Hughes
[Sloppy dick sucking noises]
Ryder Sullivan
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Bentley Long
"Alrighty gents, our first order of business is to claim our waifus. Rules are you can't have more than one and you can't claim one that's already claimed. Lets begin!"
Hunter Wood
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Elijah Martinez
FIRST ONE TO SUCK MY DICK GETS TO SEE MY NARUTO FANSUB!
Jaxon Campbell
I have to agree with this user, there are way too many fags in here.
Oliver Baker
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Angel Torres
"Today we are going to listen to a live performance of my NarutoxKirito fanfiction. Yes, every part of it"
Cameron Jackson
Objection! We all know no woman will tough us for the rest of our lives. I put forth we let the dick sucking continue, but only a schedule.
Ryder Bailey
I know, we haven't even gotten any points yet
Andrew Brown
"Let's have an anime and videogame figurine showoff next week to decide who's going to buy everyone lunch until the end of the semester!"
Ryan Rodriguez
Rejected titles for LoZ: Breath of the Wild.
The points don't matter, user. Now come see me at my desk.
Grayson Morgan
...
Juan Garcia
The Elder Scrolls VI:Hyrule
Jeremiah Cruz
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Joseph Hall
That better be hot-glue, user
Ryder Robinson
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
Ryan Harris
...
Xavier Anderson
...
Justin Kelly
The Legend of Weapons: Breathe on them and they Break
Jayden Collins
...
Jason Gutierrez
More like Legend of Trap Link: Breathe on my Dick amirite?
Luke Moore
Legend of Zelda: Everyone Wants to Fuck Link
Easton Miller
But then we'd be making the people who get less points than the others bad. You're not some sort of pointist, are you?
The only reason why you'd consider buying a switch
Joshua Thompson
Zelda: Open World Game #310945
Adam Scott
-500000000000000000 points for backtalk, -2 for not posting another picture of drew
Gavin Lee
Assassin's Triforce: The Legend of Thick Gerudo Thighs
Julian Ramirez
Zelda: Samurai Jack Edition
Luke James
WiiU Obituary
Caleb Hall
The Legend of Waitus: Gerudo of Thighs
Isaac Moore
Now with an actual picture of Drew.
When John Romero meets Ashley Burch.
Yes sir, may I have another?
Hunter Stewart
...
Mason Mitchell
Ashley, meet my wife's son!
Parker James
...
Chase Hernandez
"At least I'm not your brother"
Julian Martin
If we're gonna fuck your gonna have to her voice
Colton Hughes
...
Tyler Perry
It's not John's dick that's getting sucked
Ian Miller
Typical events at user's LAN party.
Ayden Perez
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Robert Collins
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Nathaniel Ortiz
...
Jose Anderson
...
Eli Miller
...
Isaac Jackson
Debates on the white race future after discussions with no pretext
Robert Evans
"Where do I put my rig?"
Carson Bailey
...
John Harris
dick touching noises
Brandon Lewis
How gay is it to jack off here if I dont touch anyone's dicks?
Gabriel Green
...
Grayson Foster
If Anthony Burch was actually successful in life.
Jaxon Hall
...
Evan Richardson
"I'm hungry" "Everyone here is a faggot" "The ducksucking noises are too loud" "I wanna go home…"
Leo Rivera
...
Nicholas Garcia
...
Joseph Reyes
...
Liam Murphy
Trick scene, Anthony Burch can't be successful
Christopher Cox
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Ethan Sanchez
...
Hunter Moore
...
Jordan Mitchell
Gentlemen, Gearbox just broke 1 billion games sold! Let's celebrate with steak dinners and I'll bring one and only husband
Gavin Walker
Not only do I keep the Wii U, but I got a Switch too!
Isaiah Garcia
>[dicksucking noises]
Mason Peterson
Banter between Bioware execs while dick-sucking. You magnificent faggots.
Levi Wood
...
Hudson Lewis
We need to keep the trans ratio of in-game characters and the in-house prostitutes the same.
Nathaniel Gomez
We'll bang, okay?
Ian Morales
...
Austin Reed
"Hey bro, when you cream make that face again, we need face expression models for the new Mass Effect game"
Logan Davis
Sir, you may be boss, but you're just not hung like my wife's bull.
Eli Campbell
*ANGRY DICK SUCKING NOISES* Goodbye
Aiden Murphy
I call this one, Ass Effect now bend over
Brandon Sanders
How hard have you fought against White supremacy today? My wife has given birth to 3 racially diverse children already, can you beat that?
Ryan Martin
This office is too big for the two of us. And by that i mean that we're both getting fired due to budget restraints
Wyatt Bell
...
Luke Cruz
We dont care if the quality is decreasing, keep hiring a diverse cast for the next game!
Nicholas Wright
THAT DICK YOU SUCK TOO WHITE DING DONG BANU!
Camden Cox
...
Eli Davis
Now we move on to our final round of the night: Narrate! This is a game for 97e501 and 3c20f8. The rules are simple: both Anons are in a film noir, and they have to go back and forth making witty banter and plot. What I need form the other Anons is a strange setting for a film noir.
Jack Murphy
A BBC cuck orgy!
Zachary Ramirez
IN A WORLD
Wyatt Williams
I need to go to sleep soon, make someone else do it.
Chase Kelly
the ship from the new asseffect
Aiden Lee
The enchanted forest made of frozen piss dare you enter my magical realm?
Bentley Price
A gay club
Colton Morgan
The making of Half-life 3
Cooper Walker
Here we go! And since he's leaving, you get to join it 5b5622.
Now, the scene's the Ship from the new ME, set to a film noir. Begin when you play the music.
Bentley Ortiz
The Bioware offices a day before release, and one of their employees has been found dead.
Jordan Lopez
Where were you on the night Alec…was murdered?
Nolan Carter
I've lost something precious to me, and im now enlisting the help from a detective, his name is d48762, to help me find it
Liam Carter
I'M THE DETECTIVE HERE, MORON, NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION
Charles Lee
This is a train wreck so far. Perhaps I'll try a different ending game next time. My nipples are tightening in anticipation.
John Torres
YOU DIDN'T SAY WHO TO GO FIRST IF I WASN'T SO ANGRY I'D SUCK THOSE TINGLY NIPS
Samuel Bennett
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Evan Allen
If youre the detective, then who is he?
Ryan Bailey
Well I'm already 50000001 points in the hole, what's a few more in the red?
Hilarious and original!
Ayden Johnson
Maybe let one of us screw with the protagonists by acting as NPC's or by setting up an actual scene. All you've done is drop them in a setting and a scene with nothing to run with.
Evan King
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Joshua Sullivan
He's some scruffy-lookin' moron with a shitty tie. Now answer the fucking question, where were you on the fucking night that fucking Alec…fucking died?
Julian Torres
That's actually what happens on the show, user. You know, improvisation?
I don't know, I like to give them the benefit of the doubt.
Isaiah Taylor
Hey, it's just like an actual modern Bioware game!
Brandon Collins
You, I like you. You get 99999 points.
Ryan Turner
If it get's bad enough, I say we restart the scene but the mystery is "What's the gender ratio of the crew of the Ass Effect ship?"
Logan Walker
I was in path finding class, taking a lesson on what walls were and how not to walk into one
Christian Torres
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Nolan Martin
Sounds like a good plan to me, but I think I should have started with something a bit more easy to slide into. Like Party Quirks or Props.
Brody Flores
We've got eyewitness accounts sayin' you were crouchrunnin' your way over to Mr. Ryder's office during pathfindin' class. Are these reports accurate?
Evan Green
Or any Open World game in general
Connor Jackson
n-no sir, i do remember having to take a dump real bad though, and the bathroom is near Mr. Ryder's office. Now that i remember it, i did hear screams. But i shrugged it off as someone wrestling with a brown snake.
Joshua Rogers
Sounds like honest-to-God actual Bioware writing.
Hudson Carter
This is the same studio which actually wrote "Death comes to all, nothing personal kid".
Nolan Hughes
Like pottery.
Jeremiah Ward
The bathroom is right there, you dumbass. There's no bathroom near Mr. Ryder's office. Tell the truth! What were you really doing near his office?
Jordan Reed
Not to worry, that scream was merely someone getting their monthly TOR bill
Justin Brown
OK! I admit that i was heading to his office! I was heading there to create some dick sucking noises over the intercom, but when i opened the door, i saw him bent over his desk with his pants down and blood everywhere, and on his desk nest to him was the words "thanks doc" written in semen and blood
Robert Myers
True, there were trace amounts of semen on the scene. However, the forensics team ran some tests, and the semen did not match Mr. Ryder's DNA! Someone's dick got sucked, but it sure wasn't his. Did he ride your bull before you put his goddamn lights out?
Joseph Martin
Why am I not surprised?
Liam Ross
It's Holla Forums, even /cuteboys/ is less fucking gay. Overwatch threads here turn into healslut threads, healslut threads on /cuteboys/ turn into Overwatch discussions.
Levi Cox
I swear it wasnt me! I would never hurt Mr. Ryder! Look at the security footage, i have it right here!
Anthony Evans
Uh…that's clearly Mr. Ryder sucking your dick.
Grayson Perez
...
Julian Johnson
...
Ethan Hernandez
Yes, but fast forward it. Exactly 2 minutes after i left some kind of alien portal shows up and out of it comes this weird green alien with purple clothes on.
Grayson Collins
Hm, indeed. But I'm pretty sure that Ryder's already dead by this point. That's his body as we found it on the scene. Is he picking it up? Why is he taking his pants off?
Noah Murphy
im gay at least i got dubs
Jeremiah Baker
Nice dubs, fag.
Colton Russell
Oh shit, another portal is opening and 258fac just jumped out.
Landon Moore
well, i did say i was a fag
Benjamin Lewis
I feel like this scene has been drawn out a bit too long.
Alright you fat bastard, start handing out them points
Juan Bennett
Hello reddit, my old friend.
Brody Sanders
But we didn't even get to eyewitness statements, I was really hoping to play the poor space alien bum who managed to overhear the dick sucking
Benjamin Rodriguez
If this is a ruse of sorts you are to cease immediately
Mason Peterson
And now we get to the end of tonight's game!
In first place is 258fac with 1 billion points for arriving late. Tied for second is 97e501 and 5b5622 with 7,903,299 points. dick sucking noises In third is 3c20f8 with 69,696 points. And the rest are irrelevant!
Thanks for watching Whose Vidya is it Anyway! Come back for more next time! GOOD NIGHT!
Asher Torres
and then I was going to reveal him to be a rich guy who was pretending to be a bum for kicks
Adrian Lopez
Nice trips, OP. Hope to see another one of these threads sometime down the line.
Jose Edwards
but then he pulls off his top hat to reveal himself to be a quarian in disguise who was on a secret mission from the space UN
Chase Roberts
(checked)
Nolan Bell
Good trips Good thread
Ryder Robinson
and then he takes off the mask to reveal he's actually an asari who was going to discuss dick sucking techniques with Mr Ryder
Xavier James
That's too much intrigue user, you're like Josh Sawyer and Purple prose.
Alexander Diaz
...
David Watson
I haven't even brought up the space Mexico drug lords yet and how space Juan goes to space America to earn an honest space day's living. It's topical, for current year's sake!
Aiden Torres
Oh yes, How could we forget Mass effect: Andromeda's classic new villain. Tonald Drump, an evil dictator who wants to build planetary walls.
Chase Fisher
Now I've got to go watch some real Whose Line. Good thread, you faggots. I missed these.
Henry Moore
Oy vey, piss of flag
Jacob Anderson
WHERE'S THE HOEDOWN YOU FAT FUCK
Ryder Robinson
Next time, fuckboi.
James Jones
>is not Things You Cant Say to Your partner
I'll take the fucking Clive Anderson UK shows on repeat, it's fucking atrocious.