Whose Vidya is it Anyway?

What I want to know is if this game will let me send sloppy wet farting noises to random children online

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"I got it! We divide the gender palette into three invisible sections, and each one triggers a different colored ending!"

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"Is it bring your kid to work day?"

I think you mean your wife's son

What John Carmack is thinking right now.

"VR is fucking DOOMed" :^)

I'll take my payment in cash.

float Q_rsqrt( float number )
{
long i;
float x2, y;
const float threehalfs = 1.5F;

x2 = number * 0.5F;
y = number;
i = * ( long * ) &y; // evil floating point bit level hacking
i = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 ); // what the fuck?
y = * ( float * ) &i;
y = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) ); // 1st iteration
// y = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) ); // 2nd iteration, this can be removed

return y;
}

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"I could've been the next Elon Musk if I kept up with that space company I started"

Dudebro's first foray into JRPGs.

WOAH BRO THEY'VE GOT A SPORTSBALL GAME IN THIS ONE

"Cortana Panty Quest Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series"

"This game is stupid, I dont know whats going on or who any of these people are"

Shit son, do we got cup noodles in here?

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"Why the fuck are all these asian white?"

"Hey brah! Whatcha playin?"

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"Shit bro she's like way too young for me!"

Rejected titles for NieR: Automata.

Ass: The Game

Robo Waifu Gonna Ruin Your Laifu

NieR: Fat Asses

"Far Manualica"

robutts&machines

Ass effect.

Depression Quest

Yoko Taro's Wild Ride 2: Moonman Boogaloo

user designs the new Animal Crossing.

Isabella Dataing Sim

YOU CAN FUCK EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING
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Monster girl crossing.

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Animal Crossing Switch - Live in a hole in the ground in an empty village until you buy the house and the villager amiibo (sold separately)

ESRB rating jumps to M, but otherwise pretty much the same.

When your parents find that game.

"Gentrification Simulator" Raise property values forcing the animals to leave and make way for rich white folk

TRAPS AREN'T GAY MOM

"user, I could've been playing that! Why are you holding out son?"

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THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, I DID NOT MAKE A FURRY GAME THEY ARE MONSTER GIRLS THEY ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

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Yes, i said the gameplay is still the important part

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HEY GUYS! LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN MY DAUGHTERS ROOM!

"Nazi is a term coined by Jews mom, the correct term is "National Socialist" "

When Gachimuchi meets user's favorite game.

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I swear I can explain

Nothing changes

I guess you've never had your dad emasculate you user

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Hey scrub I think you got the wrong game, Street Fighter's marked two bucks down.

I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S THE BOSS OF THIS SHIP

If EA was headed by a Warlock.

Actually I wanna change mine

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Uh yes, Bioware, we'll need some drastical changes for this Dragon Age scripts. What? It's Mass Efffect? Same fucking shit

I don't even know what a warlock does so I got nothing.

What Reggie Fils-Aimé is thinking right now.

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OY VEY

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Welp, time to clean out the desk.

Shit, sony was right. nobody gives a shit about games nowdays

Three years ago I desperately wanted Nintendo to succeed and they didn't.
Now I desperately want Nintendo to fail and they didn't.
Fuck my life.

When user finally meets his waifu.

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I fucking knew that food wasn't in good state

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I'm your prom date, you ugly sack of shit.

It doesn't feel right if she's 3D.

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"Somehow Tsundere isn't the same in real life…"

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Don't you dare step within 10 feet of a nigger.

Weird things to say at a Street Fighter tournament.

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I don't get what was so bad about Twelve

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It smells bad in here

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I'M MAD

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Why aren't we fighting in the Street?

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user's first raid in an MMO.

When's Mahvel?

LEEEERROOYYY JEEEENNNKIINSSS

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"I-I guess I'll be the designated healer, I-its not that I want to be or anything.."

DEBUFFING THE ENEMY COUNTS AS DOING SOMETHING

I'm pulling everything, deal with it

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Don't worry and just focus on doing damage and tanking, I'll fill your bulging health bar right away❤~

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Dudebro and Casual go to a convention.

He asked for things Reggie was thinking, not things everyone on Holla Forums is thinking.

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Dude this guy in an animal costume invited to an orgy! Wanna come?

Spoiler alert, it's a trap

"That girl had a penis, I don't want to hit on anyone anymore here"

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Dude, this is like, the worst Halloween party I've ever been to! Where's the booze?

The first meeting of the high school's Anime and Video Games Club.

"Dude, I just saw someone kill three people at once"
"Gnarly, bro"
"I don't mean in the hall, it was in the parking lot, we need to call 911 like right now"
"You're killing my groove, man"

S-stop staring at Cortanas ass! Thats considered rape you know?

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[Sloppy dick sucking noises]

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"Alrighty gents, our first order of business is to claim our waifus. Rules are you can't have more than one and you can't claim one that's already claimed. Lets begin!"

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FIRST ONE TO SUCK MY DICK GETS TO SEE MY NARUTO FANSUB!

I have to agree with this user, there are way too many fags in here.

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"Today we are going to listen to a live performance of my NarutoxKirito fanfiction. Yes, every part of it"

Objection! We all know no woman will tough us for the rest of our lives. I put forth we let the dick sucking continue, but only a schedule.

I know, we haven't even gotten any points yet

"Let's have an anime and videogame figurine showoff next week to decide who's going to buy everyone lunch until the end of the semester!"

Rejected titles for LoZ: Breath of the Wild.

The points don't matter, user.
Now come see me at my desk.

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The Elder Scrolls VI:Hyrule

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That better be hot-glue, user

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

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The Legend of Weapons: Breathe on them and they Break

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More like Legend of Trap Link: Breathe on my Dick amirite?

Legend of Zelda: Everyone Wants to Fuck Link

But then we'd be making the people who get less points than the others bad. You're not some sort of pointist, are you?

The only reason why you'd consider buying a switch

Zelda: Open World Game #310945

-500000000000000000 points for backtalk, -2 for not posting another picture of drew

Assassin's Triforce: The Legend of Thick Gerudo Thighs

Zelda: Samurai Jack Edition

WiiU Obituary

The Legend of Waitus: Gerudo of Thighs

Now with an actual picture of Drew.

When John Romero meets Ashley Burch.

Yes sir, may I have another?

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Ashley, meet my wife's son!

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"At least I'm not your brother"

If we're gonna fuck your gonna have to her voice

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It's not John's dick that's getting sucked

Typical events at user's LAN party.

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Debates on the white race future after discussions with no pretext

"Where do I put my rig?"

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dick touching noises

How gay is it to jack off here if I dont touch anyone's dicks?

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If Anthony Burch was actually successful in life.

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"I'm hungry"
"Everyone here is a faggot"
"The ducksucking noises are too loud"
"I wanna go home…"

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Trick scene, Anthony Burch can't be successful

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Gentlemen, Gearbox just broke 1 billion games sold! Let's celebrate with steak dinners and I'll bring one and only husband

Not only do I keep the Wii U, but I got a Switch too!

>[dicksucking noises]

Banter between Bioware execs while dick-sucking.
You magnificent faggots.

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We need to keep the trans ratio of in-game characters and the in-house prostitutes the same.

We'll bang, okay?

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"Hey bro, when you cream make that face again, we need face expression models for the new Mass Effect game"

Sir, you may be boss, but you're just not hung like my wife's bull.

*ANGRY DICK SUCKING NOISES*
Goodbye

I call this one, Ass Effect now bend over

How hard have you fought against White supremacy today? My wife has given birth to 3 racially diverse children already, can you beat that?

This office is too big for the two of us. And by that i mean that we're both getting fired due to budget restraints

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We dont care if the quality is decreasing, keep hiring a diverse cast for the next game!

THAT DICK YOU SUCK TOO WHITE
DING DONG BANU!

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Now we move on to our final round of the night: Narrate!
This is a game for 97e501 and 3c20f8.
The rules are simple: both Anons are in a film noir, and they have to go back and forth making witty banter and plot.
What I need form the other Anons is a strange setting for a film noir.

A BBC cuck orgy!

IN A WORLD

I need to go to sleep soon, make someone else do it.

the ship from the new asseffect

The enchanted forest made of frozen piss
dare you enter my magical realm?

A gay club

The making of Half-life 3

Here we go!
And since he's leaving, you get to join it 5b5622.

Now, the scene's the Ship from the new ME, set to a film noir.
Begin when you play the music.

The Bioware offices a day before release, and one of their employees has been found dead.

Where were you on the night Alec…was murdered?

I've lost something precious to me, and im now enlisting the help from a detective, his name is d48762, to help me find it

I'M THE DETECTIVE HERE, MORON, NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION

This is a train wreck so far.
Perhaps I'll try a different ending game next time.
My nipples are tightening in anticipation.

YOU DIDN'T SAY WHO TO GO FIRST
IF I WASN'T SO ANGRY I'D SUCK THOSE TINGLY NIPS

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If youre the detective, then who is he?

Well I'm already 50000001 points in the hole, what's a few more in the red?

Hilarious and original!

Maybe let one of us screw with the protagonists by acting as NPC's or by setting up an actual scene.
All you've done is drop them in a setting and a scene with nothing to run with.

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He's some scruffy-lookin' moron with a shitty tie. Now answer the fucking question, where were you on the fucking night that fucking Alec…fucking died?

That's actually what happens on the show, user. You know, improvisation?

I don't know, I like to give them the benefit of the doubt.

Hey, it's just like an actual modern Bioware game!

You, I like you.
You get 99999 points.

If it get's bad enough, I say we restart the scene but the mystery is "What's the gender ratio of the crew of the Ass Effect ship?"

I was in path finding class, taking a lesson on what walls were and how not to walk into one

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Sounds like a good plan to me, but I think I should have started with something a bit more easy to slide into.
Like Party Quirks or Props.

We've got eyewitness accounts sayin' you were crouchrunnin' your way over to Mr. Ryder's office during pathfindin' class. Are these reports accurate?

Or any Open World game in general

n-no sir, i do remember having to take a dump real bad though, and the bathroom is near Mr. Ryder's office. Now that i remember it, i did hear screams. But i shrugged it off as someone wrestling with a brown snake.

Sounds like honest-to-God actual Bioware writing.

This is the same studio which actually wrote "Death comes to all, nothing personal kid".

Like pottery.

The bathroom is right there, you dumbass. There's no bathroom near Mr. Ryder's office. Tell the truth! What were you really doing near his office?

Not to worry, that scream was merely someone getting their monthly TOR bill

OK! I admit that i was heading to his office! I was heading there to create some dick sucking noises over the intercom, but when i opened the door, i saw him bent over his desk with his pants down and blood everywhere, and on his desk nest to him was the words "thanks doc" written in semen and blood

True, there were trace amounts of semen on the scene. However, the forensics team ran some tests, and the semen did not match Mr. Ryder's DNA!
Someone's dick got sucked, but it sure wasn't his. Did he ride your bull before you put his goddamn lights out?

Why am I not surprised?

It's Holla Forums, even /cuteboys/ is less fucking gay. Overwatch threads here turn into healslut threads, healslut threads on /cuteboys/ turn into Overwatch discussions.

I swear it wasnt me! I would never hurt Mr. Ryder! Look at the security footage, i have it right here!

Uh…that's clearly Mr. Ryder sucking your dick.

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Yes, but fast forward it. Exactly 2 minutes after i left some kind of alien portal shows up and out of it comes this weird green alien with purple clothes on.

Hm, indeed. But I'm pretty sure that Ryder's already dead by this point. That's his body as we found it on the scene.
Is he picking it up? Why is he taking his pants off?

im gay
at least i got dubs

Nice dubs, fag.

Oh shit, another portal is opening and 258fac just jumped out.

well, i did say i was a fag

I feel like this scene has been drawn out a bit too long.

Alright you fat bastard, start handing out them points

Hello reddit, my old friend.

But we didn't even get to eyewitness statements, I was really hoping to play the poor space alien bum who managed to overhear the dick sucking

If this is a ruse of sorts you are to cease immediately

And now we get to the end of tonight's game!

In first place is 258fac with 1 billion points for arriving late.
Tied for second is 97e501 and 5b5622 with 7,903,299 points. dick sucking noises
In third is 3c20f8 with 69,696 points.
And the rest are irrelevant!

Thanks for watching Whose Vidya is it Anyway!
Come back for more next time!
GOOD NIGHT!

and then I was going to reveal him to be a rich guy who was pretending to be a bum for kicks

Nice trips, OP. Hope to see another one of these threads sometime down the line.

but then he pulls off his top hat to reveal himself to be a quarian in disguise who was on a secret mission from the space UN

(checked)

Good trips
Good thread

and then he takes off the mask to reveal he's actually an asari who was going to discuss dick sucking techniques with Mr Ryder

That's too much intrigue user, you're like Josh Sawyer and Purple prose.

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I haven't even brought up the space Mexico drug lords yet and how space Juan goes to space America to earn an honest space day's living. It's topical, for current year's sake!

Oh yes, How could we forget Mass effect: Andromeda's classic new villain. Tonald Drump, an evil dictator who wants to build planetary walls.

Now I've got to go watch some real Whose Line. Good thread, you faggots. I missed these.

Oy vey, piss of flag

WHERE'S THE HOEDOWN YOU FAT FUCK

Next time, fuckboi.

>is not Things You Cant Say to Your partner

I'll take the fucking Clive Anderson UK shows on repeat, it's fucking atrocious.

is now**

At least its not the Australian Version