Crash trilogy not a playstation exclusive

So, is there any reason for getting that, aside from the fact that I can't play it on my Vita?

All the worthwhile Crash games are already playable on PC.

I'm pretty sure that Sony was involved with publishing it until Universal interactive was bought by Vivendi.

It looks like fanboys have been crying about the remakes as a PS4 exclusive title for some times.

This is going to be fun. I can see their tears coming if it gets released on a non-Sony platform.

Everytime

Yes they were. Sony published them and funded them

It was obvious this was going to happen.

kek. The Switch is more likely than that.

That makese sense I guess, still, they dun goofed by allowing it to be stolen out from under them, maybe Naughty Dog could have stayed making mediocre platformers instead of making walky talkies like they do now, then again Rare themselves were always going to move away from platformers so I guess they wouldn't have had anyone to steal from anymore.

Truly the world needs some cleansing.

Vita can play PS1 games. This is a remaster, which means the graphics are updated but the engine is the same.

But since the vita is a failure in the US and US publishers treat it as dead I don't think activision would bother.

Are you fucking stupid?

You're an idiot. This is a from the ground-up remake, for starters.

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That's what a remaster is.

A remake is when they change the engine.
I don't know the technicalities of this, I'm just going by the words they've used and the meaning the industry has given to said words.

Again, I keep hearing the title as a remaster.

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I know this is all tongue in cheek but Im an old fag born in 1980. The 90s were fucking amazing as a teen. It was also the last bastion of hope of owning a house with a stable economy. The tech boom of the 80-90s were incredible. Now everything has stagnated mid 2000s. 2010 beyond has just been a shit show.

Reminded me of this nigger

They are calling itba remaster for commercial reasons but the game runs on a different engine, dumbshit.

Born in 88 and I completely agree. That was back when each new generation blew your mind with incredible new graphics. From 2005 onward we've been locked into minor incremental upgrades alongside gameplay stagnation and more and more anti-consumer practices.

But hey, at least we have emulation, right?

From what I've been told and seen, everything has been going to Hell since '95. The only reason why people blame '05-'08 years is because that's when it really started to kick up, and '10-'12 is when the last bastions of hope seemed to become lost or die out.

That's still a very inaccurate use of those terms even though I can see why it used that way.

Daily reminder the normalfags love ND's progressive walky talkies

FUCKING KILL ALL NEOFAGS

crash was on everything

it's kind of a miracle the wrath of cortex ended up as playable (?) as it did. I think it was made in 8 months with new tools on 3 different platforms. Must have been hell.

i cant wait to see Coco and tawna in GoodGraphics™

THE IRONY

gimme the the artist name you cockmongler

You take that back or you better explain yourself and why you believe that they were "mediocre" beyond Jak 2 being ass.

to be honest, i don't remember it. might as well be Nitro or Don_ko

More like retardation.

Gee golly, it sure feels like EA in here.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR QUAD DUBS YOU SMUG BURDENSOME LITTLE SHIT

That bitch Crash was apparently fucking already got shat up by nu-ND's feminazi shit.

Burn this worthless shit down already.

but naughty dog isn't even coding these games. aren't they?

Hey calling it now
They're patching out being able to get the red gem early in crash 2 and the yellow gem early in crash 3

It certainly shows since it got reissues on every system Other than xbox because specs>Optimization

Nothing triggers me harder than the expression "the industry needs to grow up" or "has grown up".

wow

I want that lolimonkey cunny

Already on Emulators buddy.

this triggers me so hard I actually get mad when I see this. I'm hoping to escape from these inane comments when I browse Holla Forums, not be exposed to them

More please

e621.net/post/index/1/coco_bandicoot

welcome to heaven

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being ironically autistic is still being autistic

No it isn't
It can be a satire or parody

Well then, I'm disappointed.

Look who's 14.

pretty sure the crash retold guy is autistic for real, like the TGT guy, and you're being autistic ironically for liking it.

i mean sure its funny, but still autism. like FotBS and RotOK

rule34.paheal.net/post/list
gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
Happy birthday, user!

No.

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Why would I know about a furshit website if I don't fap to furshit?

That's like knowing about a scat fetish website when you're repulsed by shit

Nigger I only know about e621 from this site, specifically Holla Forums. You've never seen the "cheesegrater" tag list and shit?

Yeah sure.
Also

Already knew about Paheal (stopped using it a while ago since my plugins to open images into multiple tabs doesn't work there), but Gelbooru is new to me.

Thanks.

maybe if you had been around for longer than a week you'd already know, by simple board culture osmosis.

dictionary.com/browse/osmosis?s=t i don't think you're intelligent enough to know what osmosis is, so im linking you the definition. lurk more.

Yes.

You are talking about the "you gotta do what you gotta do" pic.

I have seen that.

I bet Crash is unusually hung.

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No, not being aware of such a staple imageboard culture website is what makes you unintelligent.

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yeah thats not what i said at all, but thanks for proving my point that you're retarded and a newfag.

Well seeing as I just mentioned it here
you can have a nice tall glass of I told you so.

Nothing you can say can get me to log my brain with furshit webpages, sorry.

It's hard being the new kid, isn't it.

Nigga, you gay.

no one cares you retard.

at least now you know what it is so next time you won't look this stupid.

That's wishful thinking.

yeah, most likely.

I feel like hating people for rocking their boat to something so tame is pretty frivolous. When did hating on stupid faggots making an entire lifestyle out of gay furry porn and fursuits extend on to hating the straight furry porn itself?
I know the timeframe I just don't know the cause

Xbox One port when?

It's just a meme that newfags have adopted like " >liking Shadman ", they just use these to fit in

Nigger shadman has terrible art, on an objective level.

You nigger, Shadman's art is garbage no matter the content.

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This is precisely what im talking about, this started in cuckchan's Holla Forums (before the exodus) when they discovered Shadman's early works the one where he fucks his mother after this everyone on Holla Forums started complaining about the quality of his drawings but as the time progressed they started to see his improvement but it was too late, people on Holla Forums had already adopted the phrase whiteout knowing the backstory

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Asshurt and delusion.

His art has terrible anatomy and is 99% goth futa with hairy assholes. It is shit.

Or sony just confirmed the existence of the PS4 Ultra Pro

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Fuck off.

sunibee is complete ass

no really he's also utter dog shit I prefer someone like nomax or skadjer. painterly porn is my fetish

This isn't supposed to be a rage thread user

there is nothing wrong with loli clinton

Wow I didn't know I was neither a person nor on Holla Forums.
Also learn to
red text

Holy fuck I'm mad.

DELET THIS

What did he mean by this?

Warped was the worst of the three. Too easy, level quality is the worst of the three and the bosses are also the worst of the three.

My guess is he means "I'm lying about having played MGR" or "I got stuck at Blade Wolf on the easiest difficulty".

You act as though having a weird, disgusting fetish makes the fetish less weird and disgusting. I enjoy girls wearing dog collars, but that doesn't make it any less depraved.

I can't even talk about mine here without getting shit for it. It's also kinda tough to find good porn of it.

You a normalfag or something user?

Is it floor tiles?

God no. Mine's disgusting and sad, not hilarious.

Is this the same type of crowd that has only played Dark Souls and nothing else and thinks DS is the most difficult game in the universe?

What is it?

user, I get what you are saying but you have to understand that there's a difference between disgusting hyper plump assholes and princess turning into horses that then grow a cock to rape more princesses and repeat the process

cum collecting? scat?

In a just world it would be dogs wearing girl collars.

Wouldn't surprise me. I know a lot of people apparently thought Blade Wolf was really hard and couldn't figure out parrying. The only fight I really had trouble with was Armstrong, until I figured out how to interrupt his heal. I think what it is is that these are DSP-tier players, who, if the game doesn't immediately tell them what to do and how to do it, will just stand there in the game asking "Well what do I do?" rather than trying out the buttons to find out what does what. Everything has to be laid out now.

No and no.

I'm not sure how to describe it other than incestuous cuckolding. I want a female relative to cuck me with a male relative.

Oh pic related kind of faggotry?

Everything would be alright except for that part.
You are one sick pathetic fuck

HOLY SHIT THAT IS SO FUCKING SICK, YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Yeah, looks about right. It's so frustrating to see. Just push the fucking buttons and find out what they do. What's the worst that's going to happen?

I don't have to justify my fetishes to Holla Forums.

If that were true you wouldn't have even mentioned it in the first place.

I mentioned it because people asked. Mentioning it and justifying it are two different things.

You for real you goddamn cuckholded nigger?

Not only that, but the kind that play Dark Souls and beat the entire game with two co-op summons, following guides, and minmaxing with shit like the drake sword because there's no way they could beat the game otherwise. Obviously if you do all of the above the game is pretty much trivial but since the "Dark Souls is hard" meme was pushed so hard they just interpret that to mean that they are super l33t hardcore and anything that actually does challenge them must be unfair.

Yep. I don't have to justify it. If I want to fantasize about watching my big sister get creampied by my brother while she moans about how much bigger his dick is than mine, I'm going to.

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So when can I see everything as a moving dick.

You're only hurting yourself with that. We yell because we care about you.

It only hurts until I cum.

so Holla Forums, do you like your coco under or over age?

I like coco riding a tiger.

The time for anger is upon us

would you like a tiger riding coco?

so shit vs piss. who cares.

WEW

Overage, my love for big tits and wide hios compels me.

Young

Under but only because we already have Tawna for the ripe ass.
Jesus that first pic is so much kawaii
I feel that cuteness factors in much more than sexiness when wanting to fuck something, what is that even called?

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Why would I have to justify it? It is what it is.

I mean I honestly don't give a fuck, I have no shame and I am more than happy with this.

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Holla Forums would say pedophilia, personally i'd say thats the norm of how things should be.

would you fuck that balloon?

I ain't taking back shit, Crash was always at best Mediocre, the level design sucks ass, Crash is unsatisfying to move about, Jak and Daxter as a collectathon is sub par at best, the interconnected levels is only a gimmick, it puts too much effort on too serious of a story with bland as fuck characters, it feels like a shallow Banjo Kazooie, which is understandable because ND spent a lot of time emulating Rare and doing a less charming less concentrated job at it.

Man Slippery Climb must have done a number on you.

I don't think PT is a good game but it has a great story.

What's even more awful about that list is the inclusion of garbage like KotOR1 and exclusion of nearly every game that actually does have good writing like Ghost Trick or Morrowalk.

getting angry about tier lists is about the stupidest thing you can do. a "poll" is pretty much a glorified tier list.

I like both.

I like this one.

The 2d levels are the reason why it's mediocre, if it was just judged on it's 3d levels it would be an absolute joke.

Some overlap in posts between this screenshot and that one, but also some other additional choice neoFAG opinions.

hey, cute doesn't necessarily mean underage. For example pics 1,2 & 3 are cute fuggable, 4 hits both cute and sexual suber fuggable and yet 5 doesn't really tingles my berries.

Maybe it's because with all of the porn in the world a few clicks away and considering current year culture I sorta feel burned out and all I want is a non-bitch woman

Depends if every time I thrust air escapes and makes the sound of a whoopie cushion.

well if you're looking for something that cute in the real world, its either pets or children

you mean a fart bag?

Quite

>>>/out/

coco a cute

Is there one game Holla Forums won't sexualize?

I don't want to live to see that day

I'd fuck rape horse, correction I would willingly rape, rape horse and love his screams.

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are you implying we are the only forum doing this shit or that we have no limits?

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Brianna Wu's game.

I wouldn't be so sure. There are fags here, and trans lovers.

Threads died too quickly for me to notice.
I could actually fap to the models though and it gives me that hate sex vibe so there probably would be

Man I keep getting drawn to blondes these days.

what else would you get drawn to?

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Tits and ass double dubsman?
Coco is pretty cute, add a little womanly bits to her, feminine hips, bigger boobs maybe some thighs, legs and she's perfect for me. I love blue/green eyes plus she's quite intelligent what's not to love?

I could see someone arguing about the fact you took a smart petite blonde girl and ruined her appeal with all the extra fat and meat.
But despite that I always wonder, what does "being smart" actually add to a woman's personality besides not being an exasperating dumbshit?

intelligence is heritable user.

well i guess she could help you in certain situations that a complete dumbshit bimbo couldn't.

Well yeah, around 85% of a person's intelligence is inherited through the mother.

A smart petite blonde that's still young and will fill out a little, once impregnated will fill out further. As for intellect what the other user said about inheritable with one decently smart parent to one quite smart parent. Besides I doubt feminism exists in Crash universe, and Coco probably wouldn't care for any of that.

considering the "remakes", i would hold on that

That explains a lot in my life

Who cares. The old Coco is totally different. Besides you're a human fucking a mutated Bandicoot, what does it matter?

i meant feminism existing in wumpa island.

I doubt it.

Oh boy, no wonder I'm crazy.

"Feminism" is the reason ND replaced that hot piece of ass Tawna for Coco. Then "Feminism" gave Coco a girlpower type personality in the later games.
You betta believe Coco's getting fucked in the remake.

Well shit. Passed Crash one it went to hell, Coco is redeeming for a few sole attributes that's about it. Her girl power mentality can stuff it however.

"Underage" doesn't fucking mean pedophila. Only the kind of obnoxious retards that bitch and scream about finding teenagers sexy, especially in nonwestern fiction, think that.

If someone is past puberty, they are default impossible to call pedophilia.

And love the tits.

Then prepare to rain porn when the shit drops.

How do niggers even do that shit with their mouths

The original trilogy wasn't though. The GC game was a last ditch effort to recover from their obscene development hell costs.

This is why we can't fucking have nice things.

Only during the PS1 era when it was made by Naughty Dog.

Its something simians are only capable of doing.

Crash was never an official mascot. Sony's reasoning being that they didn't want any character being the face of Playstation - because they didn't want to alienate anybody who didn't like that character's games. But that's just how it was done in those days. Sony needed something to put on promotional material to match the brand recognition of Sonic and Mario.

Sony had a whole stable of unofficial "mascot" characters - including Sweet Tooth, Spyro, Sir Daniel, and Crash.

No, it means there will be a Vita release later.

HAHAHAHAHA

The way these fucking people talk. They sound like they are just taking quotes from a marketing press release 75% of the time.

itt: furfags ruin a thread about crash number 12323324

Can we just gas the fucking furries already?
These people are among the most autistic on the entire internet, almost all cringey fetishes (scatfags, transformationfags, inflationfags) are also furries.

*fetishists

Don't they own the Twisted Metal and MediEvil franchises?

I wonder if the doujin for this is still going…

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wow user you're so cool, i bet you're always the soul of every party you go to.

This

I hope you get gassed again when you go to your shitty furry convention, faggot.

are you upset user?

That's some twisted logic, furfag.

He's saying the opposite of that. He's implying MGR was easy/boring/repetitive whereas the Last of Us had him on the edge of his seat because it was presumably the opposite of all those things.

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at least the begging is in the OP instead of the second post this time.

DUDE EPIC COMEBACK LMAO

yep, definitely upset

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Nobody is impressed by proxies.

Stop acting like a retard. I've only seen a handful of shitty posts in all that whereas you're just being a triggered presumptuous little bitch.

Boy, all that time inside those suits really made you lose a lot of brain cells. But then again, if you are a furfag, you don't have any to begin with.

geez, maybe some more coco will chill you out

What makes you think furfags are accepted anywhere? gtfo

Everytime I see faggots like you, I thank God that I am not a pathetic piece of shit. Have fun with your twisted shit, furfag.

man you guys are angry. how about playing some videogames?

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we tolerate anything but trumpkikes.

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To be honest this actually makes me kinda happy. I love seeing casual walkie-talkie guzzling scum squirm like this. The more this becomes a thing, the more they will be alienated in favor of gameplay-focused games and the quicker we may begin to rebuild our beautiful vidya.

I wish I saved that shitty Fallout-themed picture he did so I could show you how he's a retarded artist.

I remember how Sunibee would delete everything from time to time. Also that his art was shit.

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How is DoWIII?

I hear it suck ass

it doesnt even have a release date

A modeler working on Twinsanity actually made evil coco for the hell of it

Better than anything a team of furfags could ever make. :^)

why would you private the world from that magnificent piece of goth ass

Meanwhile you've got the Nier Automata thread, which was supposed to discuss an upcoming NEW game, filled with legitimately mentally insane people (aka real faggots) pushing their gay shit and people getting off to things obviously not even alive like non-android robots.

But no one ever calls for these purges, you WH40K-meme-loving fucks just let the literal faggotry flood your community with near-total apathy other than a "ur a faget" here and there while letting the other fetishes go unrestrained.

You hypocritical cunts.

Just watching the gameplay videos, the physics don't look like they did in the originals. Could be because it's at a higher frame rate, but it looks a lot slower and floatier than before.

YAAAAAHOOOOOO
-Super Spyro

I actually laughed. Fuck you.

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Sony owns the publishing rights to the PS1 Crash games.

The remakes could be made specifically so that Activision owns versions of those games that they can publish without Sony's involvement.

Or Sony's tweet might mean that they're already planning to release it on PS5 or whatever shit they're gonna make next.

Fully finished Twinsanity remaster, when?

Sorry PC fags they are probably talking about Vita or PS5.

Warped was one of the first sequels to start the trend of replacing solid fundamentals with gimmicks (the moves unlocked after boss fights).

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And wrath of the Cortex was warped 3.1 with, somehow, worse graphics.
You use them literally once in the entire game, what's the fucking point.

Crash and Spyro were never released for Vita in NA anyway. Pretty bullshit, honestly.

Crash Bandicoot came out two years before Banjo Kazooie. Crash 2 came out one year before. Crash 3 came out the same year.

If anything, Rare would have been ripping off Crash. But they weren't, because Rare never actually made 3D platformers. Collectathon is not the same as platformer. Go play Banjo. Barely any platforming in it, and when you do have to do it, it's not good.

Try getting all Platinums, faggot. The levels are very tightly made. And 2 is the easiest by far.

34 should be on model. If I didn't want it to be accurate, I wouldn't be going for it in the first place.

And aged up Coco is just Tawna, especially if it's slutty like your pic.

The difference between Jak 1 and Banjo Kazooie is that Jak 1 is a collectathon with much more emphasis on platforming. Just because you collect shit doesn't mean it's Banjo. It plays very differently. If anything you could say it borrowed from Spyro more. And Spyro also came out the same year as Banjo Kazooie while also being a better game.

Later games don't count. The last one that counts is CTR. In that one one of her quotes is "Bandicoot power!" But that's just racial pride, not feminism. You'd think Holla Forums would like that.

The real problem with Coco is that she's a lazy cunt who couldn't get her own laptop battery and nagged Crash to do it instead.

And Tawna was removed because ND wouldn't budge when a feminist universal marketing woman said they needed to tone her down, so instead they removed her completely. You could argue that's a hollow or self defeating gesture, but I argue that marketing woman just didn't realize that loli is better than ara anyway.

Coco doesn't seem to be that old. She's pretty clearly a young child.

Never ever. The same people aren't working there anymore. It's like asking Naughty Dog to "finish" beta levels from Crash 1, or to finish Jak 3 (a much more unfinished game). You wouldn't want the people working there now to touch actual good games.

That said, Twinsanity is near Sonic '06 tier unfinished, yet still a very good game. I would like to see some dedicated people try to finish it. Like that one Sonic autist who is actually finishing Sonic X-Treme.

The extra moves in Warped are cool. But I could see people complaining about the fact that literally half the levels are vehicle/swimming levels instead of regular platforming levels.

The Rare fanboy is strong with this one, he doesn't even give reasons for why he believes what he believes either.

He probably heard that ND started CTR by remaking a track from Diddy Kong Racing. They then improved on it by making drifting and boosting much more useful and making larger and more detailed tracks.

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I remember getting CB3 when I was 6, and I actually fucking hated it, but I played the shit out of it because it's the only game I had.

FF7 usually wins everything. I'm glad it got taken down a peg.

These polls are always rigged anyway. Remember when we almost got Bub and Bob from Bubble Bobble to win Gamespot's Best Heroes Ever contest? They blatantly cheated and removed votes. They pulled the same shit with the Best Villain Ever contest the next year. It took until the Best Sidekick Ever when we finally got so many votes for Launchpad McQuack that they couldn't remove them all and he actually won. Then they cancelled their yearly polls.

Also there was the time we got L-Block from Tetris to win Gamefaqs' Best Character Ever contest. But that was largely in-site backlash against FF7 and OoT winning every single poll until then.

6 year old you was a fucking pleb.

I not only do not want it, I want sonyfags to keep it. Cancer stays with cancer.

Lauchpad Deserved that award too I say. Good times.

I'll take anything that gets me more 3D platformers. I just want that genre back.

What happened to the porn?

I don't know what it was like on other consoles but on ps2 loading time were solid 30+ seconds long.
Garbage game.
Look at this shit, how do you even manage to make a game on a hardware several magnitudes stronger then it's predecessor look like this?

Outside of cutscenes it doesn't look as bad, and cutscenes and story aren't the focus of a Crash game anyway. The gameplay isn't as good as previous games, but it's a good enough copy. The loading times are nuts though, I'll give you that much.

Wrath of Cortex is worth playing if you're aching for more Crash games. Twinsanity is more impressive for actually trying to evolve the franchise in logical directions though.

Crash got off better than Spyro. Enter the Dragonfly is arguably more unfinished than Sonic '06, and A Hero's Tail gave so little of a shit that they Circle is Charge and Square is Flame. Then they gave up and turned them into shit melodrama beat em ups. And then Skylanders.

Wrath of Cortex may be argued to just be a level pack for Warped, with worse loading times, but it could have been much, much worse.

This thread made me finally realize and confirm that Holla Forums is filled with hipsters in denial.

WoC was definitely garbage.

its incredibly that ND and Insomniac had the exact same track record for a while.

trilogy of amazing platformers
a 4th game on PS2 that was unplayable due to loading times
a 5th game that was actually amazing and just as good as their first trilogy
then both sell out, and their franchises get completely co-opted by people who don't know why the first games were good.
and then we got the mutant series on crash's side, and the legend series on the spyro side.

its almost as if both companies were controlled by the same person pulling all the strings.

Twinsanity was a respectable effort, but being blatantly unfinished leaves it not nearly as good as the originals. It's a great proof of concept and a sad reminder of what might have been if the publishers weren't megajews who rushed out unfinished games.

A Hero's Tail is absolute dogshit made by people who didn't even give enough of a shit to remember, look up, or even play the original games so that they could learn the controls. It's like if they made a Mario game where B was jump and A was run.

And oh yeah they were controlled by the same people pulling the strings. They were always owned by the same string of publishers. Universal, Vivendi, and then Activision.

FTFY

but a hero's tail was a great game, the fuck are you on about?

May or not be confused with Enter the Dragonfly, which was genuinely trash.

Surprised you didn't mention the wii crash game, what was that called again?

yes you moron, re-read my post

enter the dragonfly is to spyro what wrath of cortex is to crash, they're both the 4th game, with the same problem, the 1min+ loading screens.

then came hero's tail and Twinsanity, which were amazing games. then the big sellout.

A Hero's Tail couldn't even get the controls right. That, and the unlimited number of respawning gems, really changes how it plays. It's like the devs didn't even play the originals.

This is as opposed to Twinsanity, which plays very much like earlier Crash games but with more open worlds and interconnected levels.

I'd rather play Enter the Dragonfly than A Heroes' Tail, despite the fact that Enter the Dragonfly is nearly Big Rigs unfinished and A Heroes' Tail is quite polished. At least Enter the Dragonfly seemed to be made by people who played Spyro before.

Was Crash of the Titans on Wii? It wasn't on PS3 so I didn't bother.

PS3 didn't get a single Crash game, though its competitors did. Really says a lot about the state of the series by that point.

i dont remember this, are you sure you got it right?

Yes, I am. Gems are used to buy items, so they respawn. There are infinite gems in the game, as opposed to the others where the 100% goal is to find all of them.

are you sure? i remember playing the game, and i remember buying things, but i dont remember them being endless.

earlier spyro games also had you buy "access" to new zones from moneybags, but the gems were still limited.

Go try it right now. Gems respawn. There is no counter or reward for getting all of them, because it's impossible.

well shit, i definitely don't remember that working that way. which is weird since i played it a lot.

i feel like i entered the berenstain universe, fuck.

I'm trying to find stuff that isn't horrific bimboshit. That's actually quite hard with this series. It seems to attract a lot of the kind of artists that put ten foot wide hips and ten pounds of lip flesh on a character.

You're wrong too, Holla Forums

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I fucking hate that.

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the mods are on no-fun duty, so im not posting anymore because they'd just keep banning me

I seriously wanna fuck and impregnate that.

amazing, there's so little futa coco you could count the pictures with one hand.

Those people deserve anal cancer.
if it was for them, Shillary would've been president by now.

Kek

And furries wonder why everybody fucking hate them.

Man i'm not sure if the NeoFAG screencaps are really the gayest thing in this thread

It was only made in 8 months, which would explain it.

nigger you can literally use your middle mouse button

Amazes me how I have to re-learn this shortcut all the fucking time. Thanks user.

MARK
YOU FUCKING DAMN JEW
BAN FURRIES ALREADY
STOP WITH THIS "MUH FREE SPEECH" MEME
MASTURBATING TO ANIMALS IS NOT A FUCKING OPINION

Renamon is okay though right?

Shadman has the technical skill, but his art is just objectively fucking garbage. It's not good porn. It's like he's making it as a joke, or just for himself.

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You could literally talk about your fetish with your work colleagues you goof.
That's not depraved in the slighest.

No wonder I'm a fucking talentless mongoloid.

You retards have gone full circle and almost become just as obnoxious as actual fursuit shitters.

How new are you? Furfags have been hated since the dawn of the internet.

And yet at most I saw a little too much dumping of normal heterosexual porn while you delusional retards bitched and screeched about shit that wasn't even being humored. Literally triggered.

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With the exception of shitty proportions? Yes.

People have been finding nonhuman, but still human in shape characters attractive to a degree since childhood. That is no way any retarded presumptuous bullshit that somehow proves it automatically turns people into shit inflating oversensitive degenerates that can't think about anything but deviancy or stand mean words on the internet. Yet retarded shitposters obnoxiously insist exactly that all the time then get asshurt and double down when insulted in response or even just contradicted.

I know what I'm talking about.

KILL YOURSELVES!

fucking kill yourself retard. that isn't what hotwheels died for

Settle down rebeltaxi

OH YEAH I LIKE GOTH GIRLS YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS KNOW I LIKE GOTH GIRLS, RIGHT?
I HAVE TO FUCKING REMIND YOU THAT I LIKE GOTH GIRLS.
*crops porn from baby's first porn artist for the 15th time*

literally who?

He's a Holla Forumscksucker, I believe.

an illegal immigrant who watches cartoons all day on youtube. might have autism based on his constant obsession with goth girls, he goes to comic-con to bring his obsessions to the creators of the cartoons his watches.

Triggered yet bitch?

Animals are just too cute.

who are these semen beasts?

But we've already had the Crash trilogy on PC for years, user.

isn't there a better emulator out there?

Yeah, I just posted that one because it's recognizable and old. Mednafen's pretty good and Retroarch uses the same core. They both run on pretty much anything, but setting them up might take some getting used to. Mednafen's nice for associating with rom files so you can just double click and play. I think a lot of people use PCSX-R, but I can't vouch for it. pSX is a little shitty but it works great on toasters.

first is exhentai.org/g/904549/e6827111ba/
dunno the second, probably from mare holic

oh i remember these. the ones that never EVER get fucking translated for some reason…

it pains me to know nobody has bothered to fully translate these yet. all of them are so good