How do I survive Londonistan?

Around blacks never relax. If the crowd is brown don't stick around. You also won't be able to trust strangers in that shithole. Avoid crowded spots and be aware of people acting strangely around you. Nigger or mudslime picking up pace with his hands in his jacket pockets? Nope the fuck out of there. Try to go out at night with white friends that can at least fight, the only good group is an in group. Pick up a course in self defense, kickboxing classes help too, get /fit/ if u haven't. Find the whitest neighborhood to live in.

Hit up >>>/meadhall/ and see if there's a London thread (or start one)

Post online asking other people to solve your problems. Continue to stay on the path that doesn't give you any of the skills needed to develop solutions to anything that gets in your way. I think if we get a few more whiney blogs about people who everyone already knows are rat scum, we just might find the one human in this prison who can solve everything for us while we stare at screens like sloths. Remember - never put your self as risk and go to the core of problem. You might bwake a finguw nawil, and youl halv 2 look at it while u post pussy defeatist blogs. Always sit back like the rat merchants you claim to despise instead of making any sacrifices. Now go build up that 401k and make Uncle Moshe I mean Uncle Adolf proud!

ha! Brixton is still bad? I know about it from that song The Guns of Brixton by The Clash. I didn't realize that's still a thing. lmao

has the right idea. Self defence works the same way regardless of where you are. I like to think of it as having three layers:

This is stuff everyone on the planet should be doing. The fact that it's stopped being common sense is because white people made their countries so safe for a while, but we all know how that's going. Don't go out at night if you can help it. Stay in groups. Get lifts if you can. Drink responsibly. Know where the nice parts of town are, and stay in them. Stay in well-lit areas, in full view of enough people that it's unlikely all of them could be muggers' accomplices. Keep your fucking eyes open. This stuff is so simple but it prevents the vast majority of incidents. Don't forget it just because you're a big guy. Remember: the winner in a knife fight is the one who dies in hospital. Of course, even if you're being safe, things are still going to happen, which is why we have the next layers.

Honourable mention here goes to body armour - it's not exactly common sense, but there's really no reason not to wear whatever protection is feasibly available in your jurisdiction. Armour's allowed in the UK, so get it if you can afford it and if it's appropriate for your circumstances. Walking around in a plate carrier loaded up with level IV plates might raise some eyebrows, but a concealable stab vest might save your life.

This is when you can see the problem, and you are going to have to deal with it one way or another. Running away doesn't make you a coward in a self defence situation, do it if you can. If you can't, you can try some of that fancy 'verbal de-escalation', or attempt to intimidate your opponent, but the fact is that if they're starting on you, they already think your wallet or your arsehole is worth the fight. This is why the third part of self defence exists.

Sometimes, you're never going to avoid a fight. UK law is set up to completely fuck you in the arse if the judge has reason to dislike you, so try and keep your power level hidden if you're expecting an incident. No reason to give them more ammo because you're one of them nadsees. Same applies to your interactions with police and judiciary. Don't make yourself the bad guy. Look respectable, co-operate and be polite.

As for actually defending yourself, your only option in the UK is a martial art. Tasers, pepper spray, mace, all defensive weapons are right out. Absolutely anything you carry can be used against you unless you have a very good excuse for carrying it - the police have the jurisdiction to declare whatever the fuck they like an 'offensive weapon' because they have that ever-Jewish 'reason to suspect' you're intending to use it to bash someone's head in. That means knives, twigs, pennies - I've even heard stories of people get into fights completely unarmed and get done for assault with an offensive weapon because they knew karate. Some self-defence experts recommend you carry a powerful torch or flashlight to blind your opponent - I don't think they're illegal here, but they are in some countries, and as stated the judiciary have the power to fuck you whenever they like. It's a system that works wonderfully in a high-trust white society, but is wholly inadequate for modern day diversified cities.

Short of moving to a better country, the best advice I can give in a fight is swing first. If you know a fight is coming, you need to win it. No honour bullshit here.


Of course Brixton's still bad, it's the Chicago of London. It's where all the niggers live, and has been since they came here. It's only 40% white British - 15% other white, 25% black. Pic related, from the pie chart generator at ukcensusdata.com/a-e09000022/b-qs201ew

If they discover you are trained in a martial art and you end up injuring somebody even in self defense your are as fucked as if you had a weapon.

The song is about police brutality against the minorities.

By the letter of the law, that's true. I even referred to it in my post. The thing about UK law is that it's very, very up to the judge - they have a lot of freedom to apply the law as they see fit. Again, it's great in a high-trust society, which we used to have, but it's no good at all in one where you might get jumped by a pack of feral niggers on your way to the corner shop.

Long story short, you're not quite as fucked as if you had a weapon. It's a lot harder to prove you were expecting a fight if you just happen to know karate, as opposed to specifically carrying a knife for defence. You are technically correct; I hate the current legal system for being so open to interpretation, but by my reckoning, you're better off knowing some kind of martial art and throwing yourself on the mercy of the judge than you are having no clue what you're doing if you get jumped. Better alive and with a criminal record than innocent and dead, but you may think differently.

I thought it was about niggers nigging

lived/worked/partied in brixton, peckham for 7 years.
Trick is to learn to use your energy field to create a biphasic shield/egg of light and spin them fast. Attention rolls off you. Also helps to be ripped and to be well trained in rapid murder. The niggers will judge you by your walk, appear deadly.
Avoid muslim areas.

I'm really surprised more Brits don't just say fuck it and just become criminals. They're already treated like 2nd or 3rd class citizens by their own government, they might as well just embrace the infamy and start fucking shit up.