How do I survive Londonistan?

-==move there take the job get some money buy some weapons and kill muslims there==

Move, whites dont belong in London anymore, only marxist open borders communist pro-white genocidalists can retain their "sanity" if you can call it that, hard to retain something you never had.

Never EVER let coppers in your Kitchen, boys in blue will give you life for collecting armament of lethal weapons which include, butter knives, tea spoons, forks, sporks and chop sticks.
Coppers don't know that you can make makeshift crossbow bolts with chopsticks

What's next, anyone who prefers to live in the Midwest over Jew York Shitty is a kike too?

Firearms are very technically allowed here, you just have to go through so many hoops it's not worth it - and if you use one in a self defence situation it's taken off you.

You got your shotgun licences, which the police have to have a reason not to give you - insanity, previous conviction and whatnot - and you got your firearm licences, which you need for anything that fires less than (I think) six projectiles at a time, so rifles, shotgun slugs, etc.

Pistols are not allowed, don't even bother. Our Olympic pistol team has to leave the country to train. It's fucking ridiculous and it's only because the Dunblane massacre was done with four pistols. The fact that the perpetrator was a known creep, kiddie fiddler and general nut job has nothing to do with it, no guv, must have been those dangerous assault pistols he had. Fun fact, something like 3% of all homicides in the UK are done with handguns anyway. Better ban guns more, goy. :^)

Self defence is not a valid reason to own a firearm under English law. Any use of a firearm in a defensive situation will most likely result in your license being taken off you. In fact, use of pretty much any weapon in a defensive situation is frowned upon. Pepper spray is illegal. So are tasers. The "logic" is thus: if you are carrying a weapon to defend yourself, you are expecting a fight. If you are expecting a fight, you must be doing something illegal. Such horseshit. Your only excuse for using a weapon in self defence is that it just happened to be around and you grabbed it in a panic. So hearing a noise from downstairs and grabbing a cricket bat to defend yourself is illegal because you did it in preparation for a fight.

The only saving grace we have is that armour is entirely unregulated, all the way up to ballistic plates and shit, so at least we have that. Might be worth investing in a stab vest, OP. That said, the moment some snackbar uses one for a terrorist act, they'll all be taken off of us, so it might not be a long term investment.

London is an awful place to live. The only people in London by choice are Jews, traitors, immigrants and tourists. Avoid.

I left the world of high finance to be a woodworker. Do what you have to do but id rather not whore myself out.
London is shit.
Meh. If you go keep in mind one fucking tweet post or public conversation about anything we like to talk about is literally a death sentence for you, as even a short jail stay for Wrongthink will have you killed inside by the.muslims who utterly control all criminal activity.

Thank you very much for the insight user. Is either half of Ireland any better though? A friend of mine is moving there for work in the near future and I want him to be safe.

car is pretty useless in londonistan.

One does not have to run faster than lion, one just has to run a bit faster than others. Meaning - don't look like a victim - they have millions of cucks to prey on.

I'm told Northern Ireland isn't so bad, the people there absolutely hate immigrants and communists. The fact that people are still scared away by belligerent neighbours is a good sign. Firearms laws likely aren't much better than the mainland, but let's be honest, how can they be worse?

I don't know what I can tell you about Ireland proper, except that the governments of Ireland and the UK are in a race to get the most pozzed first. Mainstream Irish politics is, as far as I can tell, even more cucked than UK politics is due to their reliance on the EU. Same thing with the Scots - mainstream Irish and Scottish nationalism seem to be entirely based around trying to be more progressive than the English.

That's in no way a slight against the Scots or the Irish in general, especially those on here. Though there'll likely be an Irishman here soon to tell you what's what, having been attracted here by the chance to shit on the English once more. I appreciate we've done some shit as a country, but most of the white population of England have their heads on straight. They just need a voice that isn't either controlled opposition or Jews, and good luck with that.