The UK is knifing hell

Checked for sure thing lad, and ur da' works at fookin' Nintendo, eh?

So lets see, you can own shity bolt actions, shotguns with up to 3 shells of capacity if my memory is correct, "Assault Rifles" which are fucked up because they removed the pistol and you have to cicle it manualy (not even think about repairing that gun goy), a oversized pistol that would be considered a sbr in burgerland.
Quite a temible arsenal.
Even my shitty southern american shithole has better gun laws than that.

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It is worse that that, user. Self-defense law’s in the United Kingdom are some of the worst in the world. The official advice given by the Government is to die and wait for the police to come and help you. All non-lethal self-defense tools are banned; pepper spray and stun guns are classed as firearms and will get you a 10 year mandatory custodial sentence (and that is just for possession). Using a blunt self-defense rod (the type they sell on key rings) will get you charged on an assault with a deadly weapon charge if you defend yourself with it.

Begrudgingly the Government will allow you within reason to fight back if you are attacked but in doing so you are taking a gamble, yes you may save your own life but depending on how it goes in court you may spend some of that life in prison (many of which are run by Islamic gangs).

One really insane piece of self-defense legislation is that in official Government material they advice women who are being attacked to stab their attackers in the eyes with their keys (as a last resort). They won’t allow pepper spray which 999/1000 will cause no long-term damage but they WILL allow you to stab someone in the eyeball with a key (you will still probably get locked up for it however).

Reeeeeeeeeeeeee I am telling the truth, lad.

At this point is better to own illegal firearms on that shithole that bothering with shitty legal ones.
If or when a collapse comes, those with guns will be 1000% better than those poor gunless cucks.

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We used to throw them in the camp fire as crackers. They ain't lethal haha.

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Im laughting at you, im argentine and i own a british revolver that britbongs will never get, unless they live on man, north ireland or get one from black market.

dog bless america