Webm thread, stanry roo edition

Adrian Garcia
Adrian Garcia

ding dong bannu

All urls found in this thread:

cnn.com/2015/07/27/china/chinese-mother-killed-escalator/
youtube.com/channel/UCT7BLBDnD-wEXeqZSg24aJw
liveleak.com/view?i=dc0_1439444275

Nathan Nelson
Nathan Nelson

Back when Holla Forums was actually still funny.
Notice how it's relevant to the issue we were having, and how it makes fun of the actual thing it's trying to parody, instead of shoving 3 million unfunny /pol/ memes and shit into it trying to be as edgy as possible because you're a bunch of spergs with no actual sense of humor whatsoever.

Take a good look and learn you shitstains.

James Ortiz
James Ortiz

shows up in thread that has nothing to do with /pol/ to sperg about /pol/
I'm seeing this a lot around Holla Forums lately. It usually comes in short bursts that last maybe a few days at worst.

Fuck off already.

Gavin Watson
Gavin Watson

I'd squirt my sauce over that qt, if you know what I mean.

Leo Howard
Leo Howard

Oh my, did she died?

Lucas Wilson
Lucas Wilson

She got dragged into the machinery and butchered according to google

Isaac Howard
Isaac Howard

yes
cnn.com/2015/07/27/china/chinese-mother-killed-escalator/

Mason Rodriguez
Mason Rodriguez

holy shit
good thing I don't trust escalators

James Ortiz
James Ortiz

its probably the "fix Holla Forums" autist

Thomas Ramirez
Thomas Ramirez

I attribute it to /leftypol/'s sudden population surge. King Cuck finally bowed before Hillary and Brexit succeeded so now they're trying to act tough (and/or D&C) out of desperation. The timing is all just a little bit too convenient after all of these big happenings, seeing this shit on Holla Forums used to be pretty rare and now suddenly the roaches are in every other thread either getting triggered by vanilla shit like the merchant or just bringing up /pol/ out of nowhere to go on some tirade.

Angel Lee
Angel Lee

This is why american style elevators have the machinery underneath in a balcony style setup. This way if anyone falls through the floor, they land on the service platform and are totally safe, maybe breaking an ankle if hitting at an odd angle.

Colton King
Colton King

when you remember this happened in Fina ldestination remake

Also

That fucking lack of effort to pull her out

fucking women, it's like that time a woman got runover died instantly, and the male child got straight the fuck up after going right under the wheel

Landon Turner
Landon Turner

I've never trusted escalators. What an awful way to go, fucking hell.

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

Escalators are designed to move thousands of pounds

All holding on till the end would have done is dragged you in with her

Daniel Nelson
Daniel Nelson

If you go onto /leftypol/ you'll see they're planning to subvert all the boards and convert us all into commies.

Jayden Cruz
Jayden Cruz

I had no idea krunk uploaded 60fps this is amazing.

Colton Ward
Colton Ward

Dayum, that's beautiful.

Sauce?

Juan Gray
Juan Gray

Nessun Dorma

Benjamin Williams
Benjamin Williams

That must be from Pavarotti.
It's weird that the chars open their mouth so little to sing, cause to get that voice you must pretty much open your jaw as much as you can.

Owen Phillips
Owen Phillips

nowadays goyim are so naughty, oy!

Nathaniel Hernandez
Nathaniel Hernandez

That guy would never make a post without some retarded edited statue face. There's just more than one of these shills.

Matthew Barnes
Matthew Barnes

That's why I take the stairs

Jace Hernandez
Jace Hernandez

Jesus, they are truly the jews of Holla Forums.

Parker Lewis
Parker Lewis

Watch the video too while you listen to it, Pavarotti looks like he cums because of how fucking amazing he is at singing

Juan Miller
Juan Miller

implying that will ever happen on western escalators
We follow a thing called standards in engineering. The Chinese don't give a damn, they build everything in the fastest way possible, ignoring all standards.

Evan Green
Evan Green

Thanks lads, have a soundless webm

Daniel Wright
Daniel Wright

Better safe than sorry fam.

I got my shoe caught in the escalator. Wasn't fun, considering when it happens to most it rips the foot off.

Even saw a video of a little kid that got their foot ripped off by the machine. The kid had no idea it happened and tried to stand up

Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

Its not just escalators in china, elevators are even worse.

Jose Brown
Jose Brown

Everyones sense of humor is shit these days.

Anthony Miller
Anthony Miller

Yeah I had my heel sliced off by a bike spoke when I was 6 years old and I managed to run home at top speed even missing my heel

Easton Smith
Easton Smith

Its not just escalators in china, elevators are even worse.
Reminded me of this

Connor Rodriguez
Connor Rodriguez

Jesus, that's rough

Ayden Clark
Ayden Clark

I literally have nightmares about this shit. I don't know why.

Jordan Lopez
Jordan Lopez

That lip sync would have taken a while

Xavier Young
Xavier Young

source for the deus vult

Joseph Martin
Joseph Martin

Not sure what movie, but I am going to go and guess Kingdom of Heaven. The song is Palestinalied, a medieval German song, but without lyrics.

Juan Johnson
Juan Johnson

The webm in the OP has nothing to do with /pol/ memes, you fucking retard.

William Moore
William Moore

She isn't even twelve years old and what is this?

Mason Turner
Mason Turner

Exactly, the first reply to the thread was from an /intl/ or /leftypol/ shill, trying to start arguments again. This is actually a common pattern we've noticed on /pol/ threads, almost without exception, the first reply to every thread is a derailing attempt from a shill.

Nearly every time. These shills have the catalogue sorted by creation date so they can be the first in new threads.

Logan Perez
Logan Perez

No way, is it her?
Does she have a YouTube or something?

Gabriel Morris
Gabriel Morris

This is what happens when you have liberal parents.

Brayden Carter
Brayden Carter

youtube.com/channel/UCT7BLBDnD-wEXeqZSg24aJw

Benjamin Jackson
Benjamin Jackson

Damn, what show is that?

Luke Ross
Luke Ross

Source engine actually has lip sync tech built into it. You hand it the audio clip and the pronounced text, and it'll try to generate lip sync. You'll probably have to tweak it a little bit (easily doable by modifying the text), but it actually werks.

Liam Gray
Liam Gray

Oh lord please protect us.

Blake Flores
Blake Flores

its the original cour of Law and Order I believe

Jack White
Jack White

Wait i remember her, Isn't she's that girl that made a video complaining how stupid feminism is or something

Leo Lee
Leo Lee

how the mighty have fallen

Lucas Gomez
Lucas Gomez

almost every reply is a /pol/ meme or accusing you of being a boogeyman

You're not kidding.

Hunter Cox
Hunter Cox

What mod is that?

Dylan Adams
Dylan Adams

What a failure, should have also been in the husbands head.

Nathaniel Russell
Nathaniel Russell

I wish I had more like this one

Benjamin Bell
Benjamin Bell

Good LoZ SFM

Man, first time I've seen something like that.

Noah Butler
Noah Butler

Story on this piece is pretty good, apparently the teacher did the same thing to her Mom, and is just going full circle.

Aiden Gutierrez
Aiden Gutierrez

Chinese built

Camden Bennett
Camden Bennett

No shit! They are actually former Laizzess Faire fags straight from Something Awful. I wouldn't be surprised if CM suddenly yanks leftist boards from faggot's hands, because they are planning interboard raids.

Daniel Perez
Daniel Perez

now put your dick in it

Luke Diaz
Luke Diaz

this webm
does anyone have a booklet that user made when he first posted it?

Owen Morris
Owen Morris

not calling it the masked autist

Joshua Perez
Joshua Perez

It's little things like this that make vidya games great. I wish there were quiet moments like this in post apocalyptic games.

Samuel Mitchell
Samuel Mitchell

Requesting charlie hops webm

Landon Morgan
Landon Morgan

am I missing something here?

John Miller
John Miller

He looks like he's about to cry in every scene.

David Rivera
David Rivera

I'm not even /pol/, but my sides.
you will never own a /pol/tier pet
Why even live?

Chase Martinez
Chase Martinez

He stops in disbelief when he dies in hotline miami? What an overacting faggot.

James Campbell
James Campbell

Had to go through 300+ webms to find this one.

Leo Wright
Leo Wright

i feel nothing but disgust

Anthony Cooper
Anthony Cooper

Title your webms

James Harris
James Harris

green is not a creative colour user

Andrew Jenkins
Andrew Jenkins

Anyone here with the Elite:Dangerous version of Big Bill Hell's car commercial?

Jose Hughes
Jose Hughes

You sneaky bastard.

Isaac Collins
Isaac Collins

The balloon probably hit her eye when it popped, but at least its not the edit with the scream.

Thomas Sanders
Thomas Sanders

Obelix has got enough of this shit.

Elijah Lewis
Elijah Lewis

:^)

Nolan Wood
Nolan Wood

thx bby

Lincoln Sullivan
Lincoln Sullivan

Why are little girls so slutty?

Evan Perry
Evan Perry

"An ordinary Sunday shopping trip ended up in such a sudden tragedy, almost ruining an entire family,"
almost ruining an entire family
almost

Connor Watson
Connor Watson

what's the name of the anime?

Hudson King
Hudson King

Nah her parents bought her all that equip to make "youtube videos" and left her alone to do what she wants.

Aaron Nelson
Aaron Nelson

That sounds like a fucking terrible idea.

William Reed
William Reed

F

Logan Scott
Logan Scott

Help a brother out? I never got the name of this anime. Good gravy that horny white haired lady is sweet.

Asher Lee
Asher Lee

Being this easily entertained
I guess that explains why some people liked New Vegas

John Miller
John Miller

boku no shimoneta

Jacob Hall
Jacob Hall

got any lewd link webms?

Logan Long
Logan Long

Thanks buddy.

Michael Russell
Michael Russell

ジーチーエーオ: サン アンヅレアッス

Aaron Ross
Aaron Ross

Pls name of this thing

Austin Johnson
Austin Johnson

I sometimes wonder if this man is still alive

Jacob Edwards
Jacob Edwards

That entire house
How can people live like that?

Aiden Peterson
Aiden Peterson

Yes.

Gavin Torres
Gavin Torres

what a bunch of casuals

Hudson Morris
Hudson Morris

Thats some of the lewdest shit ive ever heard

Austin Cooper
Austin Cooper

why is this funny

Juan Miller
Juan Miller

hugging
spoiler that, user! this is a christianboard!
its from the same faggot that made highschool of the dead, its ok, need more gun actions instead of BOOBS
holy shit nigga you saved all my webms
i dont know what to feel

Samuel Jenkins
Samuel Jenkins

that's some authentic electro

Parker Barnes
Parker Barnes

To be fair, I also squal like a pig when I get penetrated.

Sebastian King
Sebastian King

At least I did when I was her age.

Jaxson Cox
Jaxson Cox

I'd honestly just prefer it if /pol/ and /leftypol/ just didn't argue with each other on webm threads because it racks up a shitload of replies, but none of them post any webm content and then a new thread has to be made.

Jason Scott
Jason Scott

Does Holla Forums do this game normally?

Bentley Sanders
Bentley Sanders

We just have to wait a little longer. Once Trump wins the election, and leftist policies start being reversed they will go into a state of depression. They simply can't handle people disagreeing with them because their confidence is based on constant reinforcement. A lot will hopefully commit suicide, and we will see a huge drop off in shilling. All we really need to do is make sure to counter their bullshit, and filter them. Sage for off topic

Andrew Perry
Andrew Perry

game?

Ryder Morris
Ryder Morris

No, but you can make a thread and people will come.

Liam Ross
Liam Ross

Looks like Factorio.

Jayden Young
Jayden Young

My buddy has a fucking stroke when he hears that song or sees those minions. He seriously looks like something has stopped functioning in his brain when he is exposed to them. I'm going to show this to him and see if it kills him.

Samuel Perry
Samuel Perry

and done

Angel Butler
Angel Butler

Anyone wondering, this girl is scripted and self aware, her parents are using her.

Noah Bailey
Noah Bailey

Everything I don't like is full of liberals
isn't it your bed time?

Dominic Mitchell
Dominic Mitchell

Source of that version of palestinalied?

Daniel Murphy
Daniel Murphy

Dat filename though.

Brandon Bennett
Brandon Bennett

Sauce on this?

Parker Murphy
Parker Murphy

sounds like he came inside a 5 year old tight cunny after a whole year of not cumming

Jayden White
Jayden White

The meme is 'agitating skeleton' you fucking faggot.

AGITATING

t. /vr/

Wyatt Young
Wyatt Young

Do you by any chance know the songs name?

Michael Butler
Michael Butler

I think Hall of the Mountain King would make a good military march.

Cameron Murphy
Cameron Murphy

implying /pol/ hasn't been doing the exact same thing since it's conception

Don't think I forgot about you cocksuckers back on halfchan. You've shit up /k/ ever since your board was created.

Jaxon Bennett
Jaxon Bennett

/k/ hated niggers and lefties since before /pol/ even existed.

Justin Smith
Justin Smith

Triage X
I own the manga.

Daniel Smith
Daniel Smith

is it finished?

Gavin Nguyen
Gavin Nguyen

So despite the shit going on in my life I managed to get some vidya in and have a good time

Lucas Rivera
Lucas Rivera

tfw so little vanilla hentai
tfw even when it's among the wedded they need to insert some sort of degeneracy
Fug

This just reminded m that women have the right to vote.

Colton Collins
Colton Collins

it's terrible

Benjamin Parker
Benjamin Parker

autism gone super

Samuel Edwards
Samuel Edwards

blows them the fuck out over and over
they constantly change stances as a response
getting more frantic and frantic
huge generalizations and factless conjecture from the women

Some dumbasses think they know the whole world, don't they? Fuckin' basic ass bitches on the live tee vee. It figures a magician would see through their lies.

Anthony Garcia
Anthony Garcia

its a horrible realization isn't it?

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

Looking at the replies to your post just authenticates it more

Landon Harris
Landon Harris

that was pretty fucking cool

Adrian Wood
Adrian Wood

because their american

Colton Bennett
Colton Bennett

Did you just blueballed me, you double nigger?

Mason Wright
Mason Wright

Where's the LOADINGNU webm?

John Rivera
John Rivera

i cummed buckets with the threesome.

Ian Jackson
Ian Jackson

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Austin Russell
Austin Russell

NNNNNRRRR HOW CAN OTHER PEOPLE FIND THINGS FUNNY I DON'T?
NNNNNNR YOU HAVE SHIT TASTE IN YOUTUBERS THIS IS MY PERSONAL BLOG NNNNEEEE

Isaac Carter
Isaac Carter

rip

Alexander Perry
Alexander Perry

Have you read the filename, faggot?

Alexander Russell
Alexander Russell

worst monstergirl
but at least is not the fucking bird

Caleb Garcia
Caleb Garcia

Disagreeing with feminism is proof we need more feminism!

Post webm's you worthless niggers.

Xavier Sanchez
Xavier Sanchez

I still remember when Al first started up. He's alright, not that obnoxious compared to most Youtubers.

Aaron Phillips
Aaron Phillips

That's like saying "Disagreeing with ISIS means we need more terrorist attacks"

Sebastian Harris
Sebastian Harris

I mean I don't disagree, but the song itself is comfy.

Nathaniel Parker
Nathaniel Parker

Not the mermaid
Are cucks not the worst?

Christopher Lee
Christopher Lee

Nice acting

Does anybody on youtube ever have real reactions anymore outside of the Grumps?

Ayden Russell
Ayden Russell

I hate to toot my own horn, but real laughs always beat fake laughs

Parker Carter
Parker Carter

name yo shit nigga

William James
William James

Exactly, it's fucking retarded and that's the pretty much the same trash argument those 2 faggots I replied to were saying.

Ryan Garcia
Ryan Garcia

This shit isnt doom

Robert Russell
Robert Russell

First time I'm hearing about this event.
China tried to censor the shit out of it.

Sebastian Rogers
Sebastian Rogers

DEUS VULT

Jaxon Rivera
Jaxon Rivera

What song is that

Anthony Moore
Anthony Moore

i dont know the exact song, but i know its by the budos band

Blake Green
Blake Green

No clue.

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

Ah, here it is. I really need to rename all my webm.

Mason Lee
Mason Lee

This guy was at ground zero when it happened

And yeah he's dead liveleak.com/view?i=dc0_1439444275

Bentley Allen
Bentley Allen

/k/ hates /pol/ like a brother: they're fucking annoying but when it comes down to it, you fucking side with them on the shit that matters.

Jeremiah Taylor
Jeremiah Taylor

Fuck you, birdbrain a best.

Daniel Richardson
Daniel Richardson

Nice

Jace Smith
Jace Smith

Has season two been announced yet?

Robert Ortiz
Robert Ortiz

Seconding this question.

Luis Martin
Luis Martin

mermaid
cuck
you mean centorea, do you even watch the show?
NEVER EVER

Mason Sullivan
Mason Sullivan

You mean with part with her race needing to be seduced by human males in order to even be horny enough to fuck horse men?

I think you need to reread the manga/ re-watch the show because the mermaid makes it clear that she's perfectly fine with Kimihito cheating on her because of her tragic-romance obsession.

John Gray
John Gray

stabs nigger
blood
drops lightsaber
its still on
7/10 they tried
you dont remember that part when she runs of with master and have a BLONDE centaur daughter?

Caleb Cooper
Caleb Cooper

It would make sense for Centorea to have a blonde daughter because she is blonde herself you dumb ass.

Noah Myers
Noah Myers

Maybe this will bring back the romance.

Ian Clark
Ian Clark

that is not how it work you retard.

Dominic Wood
Dominic Wood

How is it illogical for a blonde person to have a blonde daughter?

Connor Brooks
Connor Brooks

Huh?

Nathan Reyes
Nathan Reyes

to bad they didnt animated the guarding dog or singing bird stories.

Daniel Carter
Daniel Carter

sauce for this?

Dylan Bell
Dylan Bell

Who the fuck did the music? I love it.

Julian Thomas
Julian Thomas

KARADZIC HE MAKES THE SERBIA STRONG BY CONSTANTLY DRINKING THE KEBAB KIDS BLOOD!

Zachary Clark
Zachary Clark

At some point, you just have to split the videos up.

Brayden Nelson
Brayden Nelson

not calling it WEW AGE

Adrian Cooper
Adrian Cooper

Your card game dollars at work.

Tyler Turner
Tyler Turner

Here

Luke Baker
Luke Baker

Petshop of horrors or something to that effect.

Not a clue.

it was but I kept losing it so i renamed it.

FOR YOU

Jacob Clark
Jacob Clark

Always a nice feeling working with an enemy to a common goal.

John Hernandez
John Hernandez

I don't see anything

Lincoln Bailey
Lincoln Bailey

not 99 stealth

Nathaniel Russell
Nathaniel Russell

Look more closely :^)

Leo Morgan
Leo Morgan

They fuckin hate this image.

Jordan Young
Jordan Young

"I think if somebody is a victim of a crime, that person should be given the benefit of the doubt and believed," said McSwiggan. "Just because there are no physical markings on my face other than the broken teeth, that doesn't mean I wasn't assaulted, and that is why the police think I wasn't assaulted."

Problems:

A) You would have bruises on your face and mouth to have a tooth knocked out. Its physically impossible to just break a tooth unless somebody aimed something incredibly hard at just your teeth, and I suspect your tooth was already damaged

B) They saw you beating yourself up with the prison phone

C) Declaring innocence is not innocence. The day of liberals crying wolf is over and you should man up that you're a waste of air

D) A quick google check says he's a die hard vegan, which means even more so he's a "Progressive" who thinks he knows better than everyone else

My response as all this shit backfires on him is as such-

Zachary Price
Zachary Price

Probably the american flag on a UK street

Gabriel Nguyen
Gabriel Nguyen

The ironic thing about this scene is that the officer is played by Nathan Lane, who would go on to play Gomez Addams in the stage adaptation of Addams Family.

David Hill
David Hill

Except that's in America.

Kayden Edwards
Kayden Edwards

ironic
No that isn't ironic you nigger

Elijah Bell
Elijah Bell

We follow a thing called standards in engineering
"we" meaning northwestern europeans. When half of your "engineers" are Chinks and poo-in-loos anyway it doesn't fucking matter any more whether it was made in us or not.

Levi Cox
Levi Cox

Is that from Florida>>9899146

Parker Young
Parker Young

this kind of shit puts a smile on my face, it makes me remember that even though most of the time, even if the higher ups don't give a fuck about videogames, the guys making the code and drawing the art really care as much as we do.

William Watson
William Watson

gonna ask for some sauce on this song.

Sebastian Ross
Sebastian Ross

Can someone explain to me what happens in this like I'm Retarded because I feel like I'm missing something.

Noah Ortiz
Noah Ortiz

C'mon the threads about to die, just spoonfeed me

Is it that there's nothing to find, and you just spend time listening to comfy music?

Charles Rogers
Charles Rogers

there's nothing to see, user. He's yanking your chain. playing you like a damn fiddle. Taking you on the ruse cruise. Bamboozling you. Befuddling you. playing the longest ruse…

and you fell for it.

Cooper Long
Cooper Long

I mean, I kind of guessed that in my spoiler

Adam Jenkins
Adam Jenkins

I don't remember Miss Smith or zombie bitch being that stacked in the mango.

Josiah King
Josiah King

what game is that?

Samuel Peterson
Samuel Peterson

implying /pol/ hasn't been doing the exact same thing since it's conception
Uh well, it hasn't? /pol/ doesn't raid other boards. Maybe on cuckchan but thats cuckchan. Holla Forums /pol/ doesn't do raids except on Jews and leftists on Twitter.

Dylan Mitchell
Dylan Mitchell

next-door neighbour
incest

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