Czech Republic

I need something that'll piss off my Czech girl. Post your copy pls

Yeah lemme go down to the linux machine and pull it off the NAS. BRB

Save a copy, because you will never find this tidbit again.


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Remedial Slander: The Czechs

Few Central Europeans can remember the exact moment the Czechs became extinct. Who cares when it happened - as long as they don't come back, shrugged a jubilant Slovak.

So wry and smirking were the Czechs that it was as if they'd always been extinct.

Indeed, many of their neighbors felt impatient with them for lingering as long as they did.

Why aren't you extinct? was a comment often heard when Czechs would appear at local marketplaces, peddling their trademark wares: stolen BMWs and wry, sad novels full of the wisdom of the defeated.

Look how extinct we are already, the Czechs would reply, grovelling as always before anyone capable of raising a hand against them. We're vanishing as fast as we can!

Yes, but we can still hear you, the neighbors would grumble.

The Czechs' voices were indeed one of most annoying of their many irksome traits. Like a bunch of birds with a sinus condition complaining about the weather was the way the Czechs' erstwhile neighbors described their distinctive whine.

The last confirmed sighting of a Czech was at the St. Charles Bridge in Prague at the end of the millenium.

Throughout the early nineties, dim Czech-like figures would appear in Prague, presenting tourists with bills for food, lodging and local atmosphere. But as the century drew to a close, Czech-sightings grew rarer, to the universal joy of the Czechs' neighbors.

The St. Charles Bridge was the vanishing Czechs' last stand. When foreign hippies gathered there to sing Knockin' on Heaven's Door, the spirit of the lost Czechs often appeared in the form of a wry smirk.

This smirk could still be seen until the great floods of 2002, when it was drowned in the rising waters.

As the muddy stream swirled around it, the smirk was heard to whine, Floods. How typical.

And, savoring this ironic triumph, the Czechs' last smirk sank beneath the waves.

Kek'ed. Thanks a lot

Europe's pornstar factory

When we genocide them, you crackers get all upset.

Sage for cuckchan tier thread.

Kek, you should live year in Poland

post their photo so i can remove them>>9865899

All is well.

They aren't Germanic, they're Slavic.