Post your reaction to the last game you played

Jayden Rivera
Jayden Rivera

Post your reaction to the last game you played

Homefront
That short as fuck singleplayer mode not even lasting 3 and a half hours
Only having 7 usable weapons tops
Those weird visuals that look Borderlands 1-tier
Sort of interesting lore wasted on a basic military shooter
annoying as fuck characters
wilhelm screams everywhere
"Press X to hide in a mass grave!"
Unless you get it on a Steam sale the publisher is asking 20 fucking dollars for it

Xavier Clark
Xavier Clark

Post your reaction to the last game you played

Joseph Long
Joseph Long

Moom

Jace Ross
Jace Ross

i hope you pirated that shit
boner fuel the game

Bentley Morgan
Bentley Morgan

OSRS
I'm trying to get 99 Woodcutting.

Luke Jackson
Luke Jackson

Golden Sun
I don't really like it despite how much praise it gets.
I feel I missed its time.

Landon Gutierrez
Landon Gutierrez

Doom 4

Luke Taylor
Luke Taylor

It was 5 dollars, I thought it was worth that much. I soon realized that was too much for the game

Glad I didn't pay full price for it or else I would've committed sudoku.

Lincoln Young
Lincoln Young

Order of Ecclesia
maps are all pretty linear
everything is expensive and you get very little money
overworld map instead of connecting areas together
weird difficulty curve
glyph system is inferior to the similar soul system from Aria/Dawn of Sorrow
sprites are nice
music's okay
art style for the portraits is nicer than the generic anime shit they used for dawn of sorrow/portrait of ruin
some of the bosses are cool

Juan Brooks
Juan Brooks

Forgot to add the more subjective stuff. It feels like the movement options are spaced out pretty poorly. You get a magnet thing in the first area, then double jump close to the halfway point or so, and in Drac's castle you get a wall movement ability you'll use maybe 5 times if you go back for the few treasures. I'm assuming I get flight soon because I've seen areas I can't reach with my current jumps. There's also swimming but you only really use it in one room outside of the two dedicated aquatic areas. It also feels like saves and warps are too sparse and spread out in some areas. Portrait of Ruin had the opposite problem where it would give you too many, but this is too far in the other direction.

Jeremiah Stewart
Jeremiah Stewart

Don't forget the helicopter section that controls nothing like a helicopter. You could pitch the nose directly down or up without causing it to drop, let alone move an inch in ANY direction. That was the most laughable part of that shit game.

Beyond glad I pirated it.

Dominic Sanchez
Dominic Sanchez

Victoria 2 as a rapidly industrialized Japan

Aaron Reed
Aaron Reed

(mostly females)
That always gets me.

Robert Lewis
Robert Lewis

Just bought it for a couple bucks. I didn't even know noticeable FPS drops on the PS2 was a thing. Might just be a shitty port or something.

Ayden James
Ayden James

Dragon's Dogma
Pretty shit story
More complex gameplay than what you usually get
Can be cute loli archer
Maps can be kinda hard to navigate, hard to figure out where the fuck to go for quests sometimes
You can't go back in character customization even for your pawn
Can't choose what all your pawns look like, only one
Pawns are kinda retarded
But still, game's more interesting than most shit out there

Luis Campbell
Luis Campbell

Deus Ex makes me feel like Austin Powers

Kevin Clark
Kevin Clark

modded New Vegas

Aaron Ward
Aaron Ward

DD had some major flaws.
Too much god damn hiking
Can't have three pawns of your own
Well designed companions would have been better than random online pawns anyways
Combat is incredibly fucking easy despite its complexity making the game get repetitive fast
"The Brine" is a cop-out for lazy devs not wanting to program swimming mechanics I mean you're supposed to be a fisherman at the start what the fuck
PS3 version has incredibly obvious FPS drops
PC version has visibly muddy textures
Hard Mode's difficulty scaling just applies an incoming damage multiplier to the player and no one else

It's still a good game, but for fuck's sake

Modded NV is GOAT

Landon Morales
Landon Morales

IS Defense
Railshooter
Optimized enough to run without bad frame drops with all the fire and destroyed vehicles
Explosions and effects on weapons are cool
They even made it so your gun barrel smokes after a long period of shooting.
Only four levels
Enemies are lacking in variety
Too few skills
Get to kill sandniggers

Connor Miller
Connor Miller

you actually can change how you and your pawn look whenever you want once you get some scroll late game

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

I wish mine would work. Ever since Dead Money came out, my head randomly explodes. New saves, modded or unmodded, doesn't matter. My head blows up every so often, out of nowhere.

Ethan Hughes
Ethan Hughes

galciv 2
start off in a corner of the map, completely boxed in by other civs
chose korx so i can't into military

Parker Flores
Parker Flores

Oh, well that doesn't help me now. When making my pawn, I was looking at his voices and didn't understand what I was signing up for considering 'test voice' only lets you hear grunts. I ended up with something that sounds like a really deep-voiced mii. Bothers the living shit out of me.
Which is actually another thing:
Pawns never shut the fuck up

Owen Bell
Owen Bell

It might be because the game thinks you've still got the collar on from the DLC, and you're outside the map so your head explodes. Try getting the mod that removes the collar from Dead Money, that might fix it.

Aaron Williams
Aaron Williams

Tried that too, ages ago. It doesn't seem to have any set pattern to it, though I guess "random" isn't really accurate. If I reload after it blows up, it'll blow up at the same time it did before. 30 seconds after the save I loaded means I have 30 seconds to turn on god mode, shit like that. It's frustrating, either way.

Hunter Williams
Hunter Williams

I think you can sit them down in that chair and tell them not to talk as much

Dylan Nelson
Dylan Nelson

odins sphere leifthrasir
hey this is pretty gud

it doesn't blow my socks off but i'm having fun

Austin Cooper
Austin Cooper

Guess which game Holla Forums

Chase Campbell
Chase Campbell

start enjoying this again
gets boring
can't get any good heists without paying for it via in-game money
most of the weapons are mediocre to flat-out shit, the Commando is in this game but it's your shittits start gun
took away the pager skill

Zachary Murphy
Zachary Murphy

WoW
its still the same game since forever
I still play it
what am i doing

Jaxon Morgan
Jaxon Morgan

Use DLC unlocker

took away the pager skill

It's baseline now, 4 pagers per team.

Oliver Ward
Oliver Ward

I know and that's fucking bollocks. They could've made a skill where you can increase it to 4-8.

Benjamin Turner
Benjamin Turner

FUCKFUCKFUCKSHITFUCKGOGOGOGO

Nicholas Roberts
Nicholas Roberts

Yakuza 1

Luis Hughes
Luis Hughes

Glad to see you're having a blast. The pay off is so good.

Julian Adams
Julian Adams

I would love to play this some day, I'm always broke when it's on sale, though. It looks pretty alright.

Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

yakuza
gud fuckin taste

Brody Diaz
Brody Diaz

Wurm Unlimited
cant even eat w/o crops

Mason Sanders
Mason Sanders

That's really odd my man. I've never had this issue before, New Vegas itself hasn't been really buggy with me in the 300+ hours I've played it. Did it start doing this before or after you played Dead Money?

Jaxon Roberts
Jaxon Roberts

Before. I didn't get Dead Money right away, but this started when they put out the patch for it.

Jaxson Robinson
Jaxson Robinson

Insurgency
i forgot the majority of players were cuckchan/twitch memespouters who were 'too smart' for CS:GO

Carson King
Carson King

ayyyyyyy

Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Lopez

ayyyyyyy

Camden Garcia
Camden Garcia

EYE Divine Cybermancy

Isaiah Wood
Isaiah Wood

Ace Attorney: Investigations
[Eurobeat pursuit theme intensifies]

Wyatt Mitchell
Wyatt Mitchell

Overwatch

Aaron Green
Aaron Green

Awesome dude. Get ready for Yakuza 2. That shit is the fucking best.

Lincoln Taylor
Lincoln Taylor

Windward
Sail around, get loot, capture towns, fight pirates
Friends can come

It's pretty alright.

Robert Brown
Robert Brown

i want to have sex with wakfu

Mason Bennett
Mason Bennett

wakfu doesn't want to have sex with you though

Adam Moore
Adam Moore

i bet some of them do

Leo Murphy
Leo Murphy

no none of them do, and you know none of them do

Aaron Nelson
Aaron Nelson

does it matter what they want though?

Robert Powell
Robert Powell

Hokuto no Ken 2 Musou
game advertises 30th anniversary of HnK every loading screen
dumb as fuck passive AI that never attacks
character balance issues
doesn't use awesome music from the anime or the movies
uses generic as shit rock and somber piano music
extremely limited cutscenes
story is largely portrayed through still frames and Garry's Mod levels of animation
doesn't use any of the original artwork from the anime or manga
tons of qtes with no timer or fail state and exist as "press circle to continue scene"
bosses have hyper armor when doing some special moves and can't be interrupted
tedious grinding required
bosses get regenerating health if you're not actively wailing on them
dodging uses your special meter, thus is limited
blocking slows the already slow gameplay more and is a tossup when it works
characters that have well established designs are completely re-designed and look like shit
original costumes are DLC
large groups of clones that move in unison with each other
enemies are literally dropped in from the sky and appear from thin air
game has trouble spawning in enemies at times

This was the big hurrah for Hokuto no Ken's 30th anniversary? It's like classic iconic anime and manga and it got some shit treatment with this game. It's just awful.

Adrian Martinez
Adrian Martinez

Legend of Korra
made in the same year Platinum made MGR
camera and controls are somehow worse than previous Platinum games
no interesting stylizations of the bending. It's jsut punch the air and fire comes out
that insanely small budget
fighting Pacific Rim-tier giant robots instead of fighting evil spirits
cutscenes are in the quality of the show while the actual game looks awful

Ian Hughes
Ian Hughes

For your viewing pleasure.

Hudson Johnson
Hudson Johnson

SpaceChem
this game, this fucking game man

Parker Robinson
Parker Robinson

See, that right there is how you become a memist.

Do you know what happens to memists in prison?

Isaac Gonzalez
Isaac Gonzalez

""""""""""""""""PLEASURE""""""""""""""""

Christian Hernandez
Christian Hernandez

Skyrim with relatively mundane mods to enhance textures and lighting
Exploring the tundra never felt so goddamn comfy

Josiah Young
Josiah Young

Lost Planet 2
at 1/4 past midnight
Never play vidya past midnight, Holla Forums.

Noah Smith
Noah Smith

Not a game but I made overwatch porn in SFM

Austin Ortiz
Austin Ortiz

You think that's bad?
It's 5:30am here

Adrian Nguyen
Adrian Nguyen

Dragon's Dogma

Jonathan Gonzalez
Jonathan Gonzalez

apotheon
i really like it
the gameplay is great, boss fights are unique, story is the same as god of war but you're not the dick here
downside is that it's made in unity and it runs like shit - 10 to 15 fps
then there's some retarded gameplay choices for some of the encounters
like in the fight with artemis, first she transforms you into an antelope and chases you until you collect 5 shrines on the level, then the roles switch and you have to chase her when she's an antelope until she does the same thing you did. problem is, that this is neverending until you kill her or she kills you. and if you run out of ranged ammo, you're fuck then
then there's the poseidon fight - you're on a boat in the sea, poseidon finally catches you and starts beating you. his giant weapon can easily knock your boat in the air, with you in it, which usually results in you falling into the sea, where his mermen and fish try to kill you. that's all fine and dandy. but if you stay in the water too long, and he hits your boat too much, it get's destroyed. and unless you have hundreds of tridents, you can't hurt him while you're in the water. so i ended up having to redo the fight like 10 times till i finally managed to kill him with my boat in tact

Tyler Ramirez
Tyler Ramirez

doesn't use awesome music from the anime or the movies
well that's disappointing
the game looked rad till now
have you played the first one? was it better?

John Moore
John Moore

new hitman

Joshua Moore
Joshua Moore

Company of Heroes 2 multiplayer

Jayden Young
Jayden Young

Multiplayer in that game was pretty god-tier, though, at least for the modern shooter genre.
Big maps, moving maps, loads of fun vehicles, interesting little bits here and there. Rather liked that "shoot better players and get extra points for dealing with a HVT".

Too bad it died almost immediately. Hardly anyone played when I got it.
Campaign was fuckin' awful, though, yeah.

Chase Stewart
Chase Stewart

have you played the first one? was it better?

I did not. There's no digital version, and physical copies are hard to come across. It's also $50 for a used copy. From what I understand, the first game only covers up to the end of the Raoh saga, but the second game is from start to finish of the manga and anime.

Jason Reyes
Jason Reyes

Personally, I liked the story up until it forces you into some awkward areas by taking away player decision.

For instance, I thought princess lady was giving me a quest, but instead I got thrown in jail. Three issues with that, first being "why can't I tell her I am not interested in cucking Duke Fagtron", "why can't I kill Duke Fagtron then and there for strangling princess cucksworth [also why'd I wait so long?]", and of course "why should I let princess cucksworth lie about me getting me whipped and shit instead of beating the fuck out of Duke Fagtron and his faggot pansy guards who later I end up farming".
That you get scared for no reason and run away endgame from duke's shit tier guards is rather gay to me, as well. Those guys were piss-easy, and I could shank every one of them.

Also the ending was weird. I mean, if being an Arisen is all about going over the hill and shit, why do you give up, sit down, and let the cycle continue? That's gay. Stop the cycle, instead.

Jacob Sullivan
Jacob Sullivan

Memessssssssss
Game was Arkham Origins

Carter Thompson
Carter Thompson

Why did I play Dankest Dungeons again? I forgot how stupid it had become.

Town events are kinda cool, it was fun saving those two Occultists from being burned as heretics. But that doesn't change the fact the game is entirely grind and RNG which just creates the illusion of content.

Charles Morris
Charles Morris

Saboteur. The only thing more fun than silently killing all the nazis guarding a tank and then blowing that tank up is blowing the tank up along with those nazis.

Jace Young
Jace Young

galciv 3
start in the dead center of the galaxy
surrounded on all sides
Drengin,Krynn and Yor ally and declare war
forced to start sucking off the Iconians to help me

On the other side of things:
game starts, super massive galaxy
notice a single star located in a corner
totally isolated, would need a starbase chain just to get to anything else
halfway through the game
a single Yor colony ship appears
finds nothing to colonize
they're still stuck over there

Brody Garcia
Brody Garcia

Grim Dawn

Having a blast purging the world from zombies and eldritich horrors.
It is very similar to Titan Quest, luckily you go through the levels faster.

Jaxson Rivera
Jaxson Rivera

VTMB
really want to open it
decide not to

Ayden Torres
Ayden Torres

start out on a medium-size galaxy
end up isolated, just a cluster of stars and you'd need life support upgrades/starbases to get anywhere else
except this time there's quite a few habitable planets
get a technological victory unimpeded because the AI doesn't know what a light suu-port is

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

Kerbal Space Program

Andrew Hill
Andrew Hill

Can beat hardest AI on Arcana Heart 3
No online
mfw

Pic related but not me

Daniel Cruz
Daniel Cruz

Resident Evil: Revelations

Caleb Allen
Caleb Allen

I opened it…

Daniel Carter
Daniel Carter

Neon Chrome

Jackson Murphy
Jackson Murphy

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl

Hunter Diaz
Hunter Diaz

Supreme Commander: Forged Alliance

I beat the campaign years ago but it has absolutely zero replayability. I can't make it past the first mission because I get so fucking bored with everything related to the game.

operational area expanded
Was a mistake.

Brody Roberts
Brody Roberts

Fire Emblem Fates
Being forced to ship shitty waifus in order to buff your units

Daniel Collins
Daniel Collins

Postal 2

Zachary Campbell
Zachary Campbell

planetside 2
It's terrible but fun

Brody Morales
Brody Morales

crash 3
Everything was going great until my slim PS2 decided to scratch the disc.

Daniel Peterson
Daniel Peterson

YGO The Sacred Cards

Gavin Green
Gavin Green

Fire Emblem Fates
It's a fun game…as long you stay away from the Memehouse version and get the Japan version with the Fan-translation installed.

There is nothing wrong with liking and playing the newer Fire Emblem games as long as you pirated the games that is.

Ethan Ramirez
Ethan Ramirez

Been playing NFS: Most Wanted 2005, and goddamn it's fun to fuck up a cop's day.

David Thompson
David Thompson

Bravely Second: End Layer
The Uncensored Version
It was a nice expirience, I enjoyed it. A shame that there is no way to add the removed endings, I should just learn Nip.

Nicholas Sullivan
Nicholas Sullivan

You can make your pawn shut the hell up though

Isaac Jackson
Isaac Jackson

Zero Escape: Zero Time Dilemma

Fucking fantastic.

Lincoln Brown
Lincoln Brown

tfw sold my Vita and now no more Gravity Rush

Connor Peterson
Connor Peterson

Do you have a nogaems4?

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

Wolfenstein: Old blood
For the same price as mighty no.2 in the loo you bet your ass I'm having fun.

plus it doesn't brick my shit into oblivion

Liam Turner
Liam Turner

I thought it would come out the 28th?

Jeremiah Bennett
Jeremiah Bennett

fallout nv
mfw playing the whole thing by ust murdering everyone I came across
not a single person survived my onslaught
destroyed the bunker,colonel moor,Caesar, an mr house
mad it as difficult as possible to win the independent vegas victory
did it anyway

Carter Cooper
Carter Cooper

war thunder
BIAS
BIAS
BIAS
BIAS

Jose Gutierrez
Jose Gutierrez

There's just not many other games that make me want to drop the money on one.

Adam Cox
Adam Cox

It does.

I had a review copy. The 3DS version got leaked online for pirates, too.

Easton Bennett
Easton Bennett

HL2 SMod
Propelling boats with kicks have never been more silly.

Mason Gonzalez
Mason Gonzalez

Titty Ninjas: PC Mustard Race
Game starts with a badass guitar shred
boner status: activated
start game
shit textures
boner status: dead and buried
"it might still be fun"
start game on hard
fun but get my ass kicked
decide to play on normal
pure fun
so immersed textures start to look good
unlock last two titty ninjas of my school
play as the M-slut
>pure fucking fun
mfw
This is the first time a single game gave me this much fun and a boner at the same time.

Ryan Lee
Ryan Lee

Dead Rising 2: Off the Record

Pretty fun, probably going to be the last good thing the franchise ever produces since Dead Rising 3 was garbage and 4 can't even be assed to bring back T.J. Rotolo to voice his iconic role.

Brandon Jones
Brandon Jones

You claim is fantastic, does this means that we finally live hapily ever after with Luna?

Hunter Turner
Hunter Turner

If by Luna you mean Diana, yes.

Lincoln Brown
Lincoln Brown

Wait, they didnt bring back Franks VA? Thats bullshit.

Did they replace him with Troy Baker or some bullshit like that?

Evan Morris
Evan Morris

I heard thw singleplayer is fun. But no way in hell I'll give my money to Zenimax. I'd sooner chop my dick off into currency.

Speaking of which, what's the status on Denuvo's crack. I heard someguy managed to get past the campaigns intro?

Jeremiah Martin
Jeremiah Martin

I don't think it's Troy, but it's someone equally as generic and uninteresting. There's been a pretty big outcry to get T.J. back, but no word from them as of yet regarding bringing him back.

I don't know why devs, especially lately, have insisted on altering the voices of iconic characters for no reason other than to just do it. It's kind of gay.

Christian Parker
Christian Parker

hearthstone

Why the fuck do I even do this to myself?

Hudson James
Hudson James

Ace Attorney Investigations 2.
Logic Chess is fun as hell, amazing gimmick to mix up the formula
The presto testimony theme is even better than AAI, which I didn't think was possible
I want to fuck Justine
Inherited Turnabout brought tears to my eyes
PLAYABLE GREGORY
The entire Investigations series has been as consistently amazing as T&T and I hope to Christ they make a third one.

Turnabout Ablaze in its entirety
Levels of bullshit were reached that I didn't even know existed, elder god tier.

Ayden Sanders
Ayden Sanders

Reminds me of when they replaced Claire Redfields voice actress for Revelations 2.

Sucks, since they basically are the characters.

Elijah Baker
Elijah Baker

It's happened a shit ton recently for pretty much no reason, I don't know what the thought process is for that.

They wanted to alter 47's voice for absolution
Kratos got a new VA
Big Boss got a new VA
Claire

It's just frustrating, the voices are what make a character when they're animated and having it suddenly change in the 4th fucking entry to a franchise is jarring as hell.

Evan Walker
Evan Walker

Red Faction: Gorrilla
that destruction
those sudden stand-offs with the EDF in the middle of a housing complex

Michael Scott
Michael Scott

Is it okay if I buy MGS5 Ground Zeroes?

Austin Rodriguez
Austin Rodriguez

The fuck are you doing asking Holla Forums for permission to purchase things you faggot?

Elijah James
Elijah James

I dunno, seems like everyone shits all over most games .. Ground Zeroes is infamous for being so short and all, so I'm wondering, is it okay as a product to buy or should I avoid it?

Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

I dunno, is it okay?

Jayden Kelly
Jayden Kelly

You tell me, is it worth the money?

Sebastian Ward
Sebastian Ward

Depends, if you're the kind of person who likes going through a mission multiple ways with different approaches, perfecting his techniques, and exploring every nook and cranny of an environment, then you can easily sink a ton of time into it.

Bentley Barnes
Bentley Barnes

Kirby Planet Robobot
Fun as fuck gimmick, honestly liked it better than both Hypernova and the Super Abilities
amiibo bullshit but at least you can get Smash and UFO without them
Nova being the Access Ark the whole time
Haltmann's backstory actually being kinda fucking sad
No localization fuckups (But how can you even fuck up a Kirby game anyway)
All that returning and remixed music from older games
Meta Knightmare Returns
Was a bit easy but it was a Kirby game so that's expected
9/10, definitely one of my favorite Kirby games along with Super Star Ultra and Air Ride

Jordan Lee
Jordan Lee

Mafia II
never played it before
kickass story
lots of drivin around mid century america in old cars
shootin old guns
character actually goes to jail
lose all my money
play around in jail
get released four years earlier
the world has noticeable changed in the six years i was gone
new cars on the road

God damn this game is so fucking good.

Isaiah Lopez
Isaiah Lopez

Mass Effect 3 "Fixed" edition

mfw I chose the Destroy ending with low as fuck War Assets

Carson Williams
Carson Williams

Darkest Dungeon
All these misses
All these criticals
Your hellion is at death's door again faggot
This should be renamed to Murphy's Law: The Videogame
It's pretty fun

Cameron Johnson
Cameron Johnson

tfw smashing through windows
tfw gibbing with shotgun
tfw slowmo + dual pistols
tfw enemy AI is not braindead
tfw F.E.A.R.

Brandon Torres
Brandon Torres

Serves you right for liking that garbage show

Austin Smith
Austin Smith

Shovel Knight
This soundtrack is GOAT. The game is fun too, but a little easy.

Carter Collins
Carter Collins

Medieval 2: Total War

DEUS VULT

I've killed off three factions just by assassinating their entire royal families, and in the process got the Pope off my back about attacking the one that declared war on me

Noah Torres
Noah Torres

Stranger of Sword City

hunting lineage type
it kept healing itself more than I dealt damage, every turn
Since it can attack twice, it healed itself, then dealt damage, or even healed twice.
never ran out of MP
Always calling for meat shields, and healing itself while its friends took a beating
It self even healed itself due to its "wonderful metabolism", allowing it to heal itself thrice, in one single turn
I still don't know how it ran out of HP with all that healing
I barely even started the game

It's gonna be fun.

Jaxson Mitchell
Jaxson Mitchell

Outrun 2006: C2C

I'm fucking trash at it but goddamn I can't put it down.

Turning
Spinning
Spinning
Turning

This is paradise, and it's very nice.

Austin Perry
Austin Perry

LR:FF13
More action-oriented rather than tactical compared to the first two.
Basically feels like Majora's Mask on steroids.
Enjoying it mostly.

Jason King
Jason King

dark messiah

Jacob Moore
Jacob Moore

John Woo's Stranglehold
Man the menu looks fun as fuck
Man the graphics look like ass
Holy shit the gameplay is awesome
I wonder if this is a chinese bootleg Max Payne or Max Payne is a finnish bootleg John Woo
Man this should be renamed John Woo's Chinese Holocaust
I PUT SIX SHOTS IN MY SHOTTY AND GET UNLIMITEEED AMMMMOOO

Tyler Reyes
Tyler Reyes

Stellaris

Michael Barnes
Michael Barnes

Muramasa demon blade. Shit's really good, intense on the right difficulty.

Dylan Bell
Dylan Bell

The "foot from the sky" boss was pretty fun.

Tyler Gomez
Tyler Gomez

Double Dragon Neon

Nolan Ward
Nolan Ward

finally got around to starting a DMC4:SE Lady/Trish playthough
Ladys taunt is tying her shoes then looking directly at the camera and slaping her ass
can't wait to see Trish in the bonerfuel Gloria costume

Nolan Mitchell
Nolan Mitchell

mod support
when you search "IS defense mod" on the web you only found irrelevant stuff

Wyatt Jenkins
Wyatt Jenkins

we'll in case of doom it's still far off, but i've heard that ROTTR was cracked

Luke Harris
Luke Harris

Twisted Metal 1, playing as Hammerhead
L2 button has been acting up lately, missiles sometimes wont fire
eventually L2 button goes out completely just as I get to Rooftop
all I can use is machine guns and crusher special
beat lesser cars (because crusher is op) and now have to fight Minion
fight drags on, I lose all but one of my lives while whiddling down his health with every assault
I've got most of my health, he's got about half
get a good opening on his back
turbo into a crusher
am parked on his ass, slowly doing crush/collision damage
he's not going anywhere
fire and brimstone are being shot out of his front, but nothing can hit me
roughly a minute of pinning eventually kills him
mfw I just ass-raped a armored car to death with a monster truck

Adrian Collins
Adrian Collins

Good (undead) man.

Matthew Ramirez
Matthew Ramirez

Skyrim? :^)

Liam Brooks
Liam Brooks

thi4f
why does this feel like doos?
why is it so slow?
WHY IS IT SO SLOW???
who is this bitch and why can't she be a professional
why doesn't this play like dishonored?
Not loving it so far.

Josiah Torres
Josiah Torres

Anons are just as bad as /journalism/ regarding how much they hate games yet put a game on a pedestal if it has some sanctioned waifu. Never listen to user, they're the same ones that think SWAT 4 is best.

Evan Phillips
Evan Phillips

KotOR2 with restored content

What the fuck was that last hour or two?

Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

Freelancer
every mission:
wait X minutes flying to waypoint
enemies spawn, kill spawn
wait X minutes flying to waypoint
This game is awful. Ignore anons that recommend playing it.

Kayden Butler
Kayden Butler

At first.

Then you realise it's the same thing over and over and over and over and over again. No matter wich dungeon you go in.

Nolan Moore
Nolan Moore

get a vita on the cheap
friend gives me his tie in copy of playstation all stars
haven't tried it before heard it's terrible but free game so why not
every single design decision seems to be intentionally bad just to frustrate the player
bad menus, mediocre game play, horrifying character choices, and hands down worst fighting system I've ever played.

holy fuck how do you manage to fuck something so simple up so horrifyingly bad.

Matthew Smith
Matthew Smith

F.E.A.R.
I've only played the first two levels so far and it's been pretty fun. The biggest complaint I have is that there's long stretches with no action that are dedicated to a few spooks that are mostly predictable. One particularly annoying part is there's a sequence where you go up some stairs and there's like demons or something that run at you and hurt, but I didn't realize they hurt me until I got hit because every other spooky thing running at me leading up to it just went through me doing nothing. It was a very "wait, what?" moment that kind of pissed me off.
The game got me a few times to it's credit. The ladder bit that had a two for one spook sale and another bit where you go into a room, press a button, and when you turn around the girl is outside the window looking at you. Her being outside the window wasn't the part that got me, but when you leave the room she's still there and walks towards you. I fully expected her to just disappear after I left the room.

Dylan Reed
Dylan Reed

Overwatch

more like over-rated.

Dominic Lee
Dominic Lee

That review is amazing.

Also last game I played was Witcher 3. Its pretty fun but i haven't reached Blood and Wine yet

Ryan Parker
Ryan Parker

That was the part the cuts hurt the most in KOTOR 2. Even with the restoration patch it still feels like a shit ton is missing

Andrew Powell
Andrew Powell

CoD: Advanced Warfare
is kinda fun with the boost jumpers
still isn't too different than the normal formula
could be worse I gue-
WAIT, WHOA AM IN A FUCKING MECH
HOLY SHIT, I'M ASSRAPING EVERYBODY
WHY ISN'T THE ENTIRE GAME LIKE THIS
then suddenly lackluster qte ending

It would be elder god tier if you could play the entire game as a mech, but it was still a solid 6/10.

Explain.

John Green
John Green

Well you go against man, so no doubt its shitty.

Adrian Watson
Adrian Watson

LoZ: Oracle of Seasons
It's just as fun as I remember it being the first time I played it (when it came out), but I have a sense of unease about the speed with which I'm progressing. I remember it being difficult, and I hope it's still just as hard for me.

Adrian Perez
Adrian Perez

Wasn't Homefront one of those games where the campaign is more of a tutorial for multiplayer instead of an actual experience?

Brandon Torres
Brandon Torres

Kirby Planet Robobot
It's pretty much just there. If you liked Triple Deluxe you'll like this since it's more of the same. The past games are way better, though.

Jose James
Jose James

Rip Project Gorgon skelly guild

Levi Gomez
Levi Gomez

no ultra hard mode where enemies take more than one hit and actually try to fight back
robobot armor makes you take up half the screen, abilities are just screen-clearing sameyness
the sorry excuses for mini games have better core mechanics yet are only a fraction of a fraction of an actual game
50% of the bosses are rehashes
stages might as well be flat with how easy and bland the platforming is
so easy it hurts
It feels like HAL wants to take Kirby into the Mario 64 direction that they weren't allowed to with Kirby 64. Maybe even in a beat-em-up direction with games like W101 or Revengence or Bayonetta; more focus on tough combat that takes ages to master.

Adam Rogers
Adam Rogers

It gets worse
especially once you realize that the entire game is just grinding because the dungeons never functionally change and the devs are incompetent

Jonathan Smith
Jonathan Smith

Playan Xenogears
Just learned the truth about Fei's backstory.
tfw

Japanese writing at its finest

Thomas Wood
Thomas Wood

caring what trolls say

Benjamin Miller
Benjamin Miller

Etrian Odyssey Untold classic mode

Hudson Turner
Hudson Turner

Despite somewhat being youtube/streamer bait I like playing as the trapper in Dead by Daylight. It's fun to destroy the fun of other players with him.
Get to one player left
place bear traps by vaults and drops
chase last man so that he triggers one
grab him and place him in the basement but not hook him
set row of bear traps at exit so that even if he gets up or escapes my grasp he gets knocked down again

Adam Gonzalez
Adam Gonzalez

F.E.A.R.
I want to fuck Alma

Joseph Cox
Joseph Cox

NecroVision
playing some mook in WW1 killing Nazis Germans
after a fuckton of forced British stereotypes and poorly made cutscenes I get to shoot Germans in trenches
what the fuck is up with this hit detection
can kick fucking everything like in Dark Messiah
game wants me to kill enemies close up through combos by using a variety of melee and shooting attacks
can use and throw bayonets and shovels, gas lamps as molotovs, and dual wield pistols
each combo has its own name that appears on screen
protagonist goes from 'war is hell' to 'DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!' like some bipolar mental case
can use bullet time by doing combos which turns you into fucking Sonic the Hedgehog as you combo even faster
the cutscenes and first-person execution animations are hilariously bad on top of the voiced protagonist's madness
suddenly zombies, dragons, demons and gas
just fight your way into the german castle
keeping up your combo has your attacks deal lightning damage for absolutely no fucking reason
get to pilot a WW1 mech and fight a giant roboscorpion piloted by the bad guy protected by legions of german cannon fodder
then finish the guy off with your guns
pick up the bad guy's shredder claw which lets me shoot FIREBALLS and reanimate the dead to fight at my side
no simon, us vampires kept the world safe from demons and now you must keep the world safe by killing demons with our vampire weaponry
COMBOING INTENSIFIES
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS GAME

Aaron Miller
Aaron Miller

Space Station 13
traitor round
I'm the RD
get told to kill the chaplain
make a bunch of maxcap bombs
set them all to proximity detonators and hide them under the chaplain's door
takes out the chaplain, the cult amassing in virology just above it, and the other ligger who was supposed to kill me as he was getting shit from the chaplain
I get greentext and killed like 6 people in one single move near the start of the round.
mfw

Austin Lee
Austin Lee

user, user which difficult did you play on? There's a different ending for each and hard is definitely the best one.
My favorite part about necrovision is where in the same 30 seconds he anguishes about the morale implication of raising the dead, and screams "YOU SOUL IS MIIIIINE/I CAN STEAL YOUR SOUL"

James Perry
James Perry

You get to in the sequel

Brody Cox
Brody Cox

playing USF4 as Ken
playing online
getting my ass whooped over and over again, only winning a few times
I'm so bad at video games

Sebastian Taylor
Sebastian Taylor

I'm playing on Normal, which is kinda easy. Though the game is such a blast that I might replay it on Hard.

Carter Gutierrez
Carter Gutierrez

Explain.
Everyone died.

Camden Torres
Camden Torres

Terraria
I killed a giant eyeball with a yoyo it was really fun

Jayden Anderson
Jayden Anderson

Mega Man 6
That part in Plant Man stage with the fucking springs and the fishes jumping out of the water

James Cox
James Cox

Arma 3
gunplay feels worse than 3
a lot of radio chatter you cant hear properly and prancing around until the enemy invasion finally begins
follow some dude
enemy spawns knowing where you are coming from
pew pew pew
follow some dude
enemy spawns knowing where you are coming from
pew pew pew

Its shit

Anthony Sanchez
Anthony Sanchez

Wurm Online

Premium expires tomorrow so I slaved away 8 hours just to improve all the fences and walls

Eli Powell
Eli Powell

*than 2

Jordan Collins
Jordan Collins

got Day of Defeat: Source
join server
Wehrmacht on dod_avalanche
Rifleman
lob a few grenades with k98 get a few kills
go into apartments
absolutely destroyed by BAR American
change class to support
StG44
go into apartments again
"some of you guys are alright, don't go to poland tomorrow" mode activated
full auto on guy going on steps, dead in 1 second
see guy coming out of blown out room
manages to get a couple of shots out of the thompson, I respond with a fucking storm
at this point I'm at about 15 heath
go to next the floor and throw a caber down the stairs
3 seconds later, killfeed pops up with 2 americans dead.
feel like a madman while hitler speechs chant on in my head
Also the filename is actually from an article, I just looked up 'smiling hitler' and saved the first result.

Ayden Lewis
Ayden Lewis

I don't like it. I'm in it for the porn

Jason Rogers
Jason Rogers

What the fuck are you talking about?

Also, I've been playing Pic related, and it's fucking FUN.

Brandon Jones
Brandon Jones

the second one is better

Austin Flores
Austin Flores

Transformers: Devastation
Kind of a mix between Bayonetta and Anarchy Reigns
Not really as good as either
I also don't give a shit about Transformers so the story does nothing for me
Still fun though

Leo Perez
Leo Perez

Warhammer: Man o' War

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