Test's undefiled keister

Test's undefiled keister.

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Pls


Let us not continue this topic.

Wouldnt you rather make bacon?

I am confused at all the possible implications of such a simple statement so I'm just going to walk away.

You're having seatbelt problems? That's no good how much will it cost to repair the seatbelt ?

Mmm. Yep yep.

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I'm saying don't talk about my ass. That is the only implication, holy moly.


?????????????????????????????????????

It's funny.
That whole thing was faked.

Yep, ant particularly well.

How do you make bacon?

I believe you.


The whole LGBT thing of purposefully trying to distort situations for attention is really fucking annoying.

That's the first conversation I remember having qwith you
You had a broke seatbelt in your truck hen I was running my Alice threads

I mean, my truck did have seatbelt problems a long time ago, but I don't remember telling people about it??????

Toss it in a cast iron skillet 'til it's crispy, then chop it up and stir into a mix of sour cream and avocado for puttin' on tacos.


This one was just doubly bizarre because it was a pro-LGBT pastor trying to frame a pro-LGBT grocery chain.

What even?

How else would I know
It was years ago and Its the first memory I have of you
thats y I poosted slowpoke

Well, the truck's been sold.

bard show knees

what do you drive nowadays?

w-why do you want to see my knees .///.

Red '94 lebaron.

It's old, but it had like 60k miles on it and not a scratch, so it seemed worth the 2.8k I paid for it.

Bacon....in tacos????

I've put weirder things in tacos.

No, no, no. Let's be frands.

And your left ankle

Sporty looking?
That's a decent deal on a good guitar Id think

Sure why not.

*purely platonically e-snuggles you and gets the bottle of ketchup*

Like your penor?

It's a red convertible, it's pretty sporty.


Oh boy I love e-snuggles.

So what's up?

now u bb

Whoa


I'm at work right now so I can't

mooooom

those creeps are sexting again!

DIRTY BOY
DIRTY DIRTY BOY

I'm just wasting my day away and deciding what would be a better use of my time. I have homework, but it's not really urgent.

I'm probably going to wander off at some point and watch a movie or read a book. At the moment I'm just posting really. You?

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Don't slather his nipples in ketchup too.

Watching some youtubes and looking up some books to buy.


HOW ELSE WILL HE PROVE HE LOVES ME?!

Its my default response for 3/5 conversations.
Imagine how my pastor feels.

Copulating your marriage.

What kind of books?

Let's sip tea together.

o-oh.

I was hoping for the ketchup.


I don't know yet. I have an occult one in my cart and I think one other one.

It's kind of a slow process.

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Just smear it elsewhere and call it a corn dog.

Calm down there Hermione.

LOL I saw a half-eaten corn dog on my walk to work maybe a week or two ago. I just bust out laughing with headphones in. people must have thought I was a crazy person.


It is extremely relevant to my interests.

But iunno. Maybe a sci-fi one or something.

Very good choice madame

post it, faygit

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Have fun summoning demons. Or trying to, rather.


Ever read Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath? It's not very long.

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Just getting some research on something. I can already do that ;3

Never heard of it. I don't really read at all lol

Sounds like a normal Monday.

hahahahaha
My friend had a cockatoo who does that
lol
I am going to get one when I am older and find somewhere of my own to live : ]
They are so kawaii

har har har

I have heard nothing but terrible stories from people who own birds like that

lol
Thats why my friends dad saidd about his

ayyy i'm clean though

It's as much a fantasy adventure as anything else, but it's set in the Cthulhu mythos, so you're supposed to treat it as sci-fi. It's good, I'd recommend it.

I'm gonna wander off, later.

booo

Well there you go :c

Thanks, I tried.

Gonna go shower.

BOOOOO

Well just because itis tough to own one doesnt mean I'm not interested
II've owned Birds before, never a parrot haha
But I've owned Dogs and Cats and Fish and helped watch over and nurse young cattles
I love amnimals
I just gotta havea good environment for it so Ill have to wait til I get a place of my own or a stable place to stay :p

They are literally like small children though
you need to take good care of them

Yes it won't be for a good few years :( I'm not ready to provide for a pet yet

Don't get a bird. They're needy and noisy.

just like my ex gf
HA

Tristan wants to murder his bird

Sounds similar to someone

A lot of people actually

Exactly.

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HURR NICE ONE GRIM HURR HURR HURRRR

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oh, new re:zero is up

AHHHH.....

AAAAAAAAHHH

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my dudes....

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=w=

disgusting

My fucking thread can't auto update for some reason

F5

Is Robert's Burgers really good?

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I DONT WANNA REFRESH EVEYRITME

its a show for american mexicans

So........ Its illegal... and spicy?

I don't have to refresh every time
idk what shitty browser you're using

your mom.exe

yup

for

its okay. it has a weirdly large fanbase i dont really get why though

finna get cockslapped?

20 bucks Ikt's last name is Nguyen

20 bucks Soto won't bully me.

Does shooting my warm thick fluid inside you count as bullying?

I should've expected that ending.

Yespls .///.

ew

I hate it

Not very funny and kinda boring
it has its moments though

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I kinda love filthy frank's normal work as well


Why'd you have to remind me

he is my fave memer

Filthy frank is better when he's not meming

Yeah, defs a gentleman.


his rap skills though

He's pretty fuckin great \

Filthy Frank isn't even funny.

tsuchi the humor expert has spoken.


have an entire mix

i woke up.

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CANT WAKE UP

Imma sleep

nini

Although I'm certain no one here is having these issues.

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night ladyboy

wew gal

i feel old now ;~;

kewl pics

share moar pls

My parents had razers->galaxies->iphones
my sister had a sidekick->iphones
I had a BB pearl->BB bold->htc one s->xperia z5

The original one from like 2004 that was the best thing ever?

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I had a brick until I started paying for one myself.

iunno, but she loved texting her gals with it
meanwhile I was tinkering with my pearl to get the little thing to light up in diff colors, haha


did you throw it at people

i missed out on the razer, although i though those comercials where they were sword fighting with the razer phones was kewlm i never got one sadly.

i skipped on samsung stuff. had iphones instead, and jumped stright from an phone 4 to a nexus 5 then to my Z5.

why the name Raven god calls?
that APB pic is pretty

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No, it's in my drawer.

Z5 brahhhs

pix

oh wow Tzeentch is a real thing?
i always thought it was just a random name Sseth Tzentch came up with lol

i'm feeling pretty hungry now...

i just realized my plastic bottle rank 1 has been leeching since it's one time use ;~; rip

Do you want me to send you 6 dollars on Paypal so you can go buy some subway?

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THEY'LL JUST BUY SKINS

Sure, whatever. Such a joke haha.. lame.

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I have to ask.
Why'd you make it a Verizon for?

prolly just dropped it, m8.

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You're the joke haha

Guys, I did something stupid.

Fair enough.
Just looks like it was a straight line marked off for some reason.

woke up again, huh?

I heard you're transitioning

Congrats on being a faggot btw

nope.

It's Murderdina now.

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How did you know I was transitioning jobs?!


I may or may not have just made a life changing decision for the sole reason of pissing someone off

do tell

so you woke up again, huh?

LOL

i don't understand this image

oh wait just got it lol

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auf wiedersehen mang

You fucked someone with aids to get back at your preacher?

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i do that all the time
no need to worry

I had that Verizon phone that flipped both ways

It was so dope


lol fucking poorfag
How does it feel knowing a spic is eating than you are?


Murdonna sounds nice too

Nigga can't even afford a sandwich let alone a expensive phone


Are you taking hrt?

i don't know why but i believe he has a nice phone. mostly because his priorities are fucked

MEMORIES BROKEN
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

i'm eating than you are.

burned

broiled

yus

Lol wut? No

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you think he knew that the other guy did it? Congrats btw.

Well, you can't back out now. Only hope you are successful.

sexy af

I DONT KNOW THE SEASON
OR WHAT IS THE REASON
IM SITTING HERE HOLDING MY BLADE

10000000 hours in paint


The CEO didn't know the other guy was trying to talk me out of it. Honestly, the CEO probably wouldn't have told me what he was in there for except for the fact that I bullshit with him a lot because our offices are close to each other and we sort of grew up in the same area

FUCKIN NATURE, MAN

Yeah, I don't really mind. Even if its not successful, I am such a good job candidate that I could literally get a job somewhere else in less than a week. I just am a bit worried that I am mentally unstable enough to make major decisions to spite someone

Nature is metal

It goes back to the old saying. It's not what you know but who you know. He probably trusts you more since he knows you more.

I think the moral of the story is fuck deer

lmao


yeah, you can get yourself in a lot of trouble

dancer of the boreal valley has a tight ass

Fire Keeper is bae

That actually kinda makes sense
I like to believe he doesn't have shit but a shitty computer that could run leeg
Hopefully the mobo burns out on it so he won't have a reason to live anymore and will ky


I forgot to type in more
Was too busy eating


Take hrt


LOL


Post shoes

this is fucking beautiful

her ass isnt as tight as dancers

Would you fuck me if I did?

Why


But she also doesn't try to kill you :c

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i took a creep shot. on second thought it's rather lumpy

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this is a bit better

You can't even take a simple picture of your own fucking shoes?

Must be hard being mentally retarded

tfw no android gf

I asked "why", I can't be bothered if there's not even a reason for it, obviously I can take a picture of my shoes

it looks like a ghostly headless chicken

You swear like your time is actually valuable

You're posting on here for christ sake
Anything would be better than posting on here
Even taking a picture of your shoes

Valuable to me

Just so you can berate me or something? Yeah, okay, no ty

Technicolor ;p

draw something not evil

should have commissioned a pro like me

I keep forgetting Subtle is sensitive

Need to stop making him cry all the time

no keep making him cry its hilarious

Don't let him bully you he's stupid

he dates desu afterall

do not

I don't draw anymore.


My only worry is like the line down the middle where I put a fold to emulate the line you get when you place your arms together.

And at this point I think I'm leaning away from the bright colors. at least for this one.

lmao don't forget he claims to be straight too
He's exclusively gay on steam only
but it doesn't make him gay irl
Get it right fam


He's so sensitive for a tkd master

i feel the tattooist will have to redo it anyway. as long as he gets the basic design you should be fine

Stop being mean to him

oh lawd. I'm not gonna use my art for that shit. Just print that shit out from the original dude.

after you fix your eyebrows your prick

Can you only insult people ? No wonder your mom abandoned you

he's just mad his neet lifestyle had to come to an end

maybe the lower the quality of the harem the worse the master?

Haha 420 blaze it for lyfe am I right xDDDD? Hail Satan and cut my penis off xDDDD

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I'm feeling pretty playful today, probably all that fucking coffee I drank
I'm not even bullying tbh

Im just lightly nudging you guys
You two should grow a fucking spine and learn how to actually bully for once lmao


Im pretty heated my check came out to $438.00 this week


Its not a harem if its just 1 person

would you like some similar art to inspire you

438 pretty good tho

are cali prices that high

Yes.


Yes.

arguable

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Subtle bully me back

No te dejes!


My pay rate is decent I guess
I wanted to work OT so I can almost get 600


Are you part of Subtle's harem?

thankies, bby

no
but his harem is part of mine

This shit is fucking fire fam

thank erio

I will as I always do.

I used to make like $500 a week working two nights

now I make like....fucking $150 doing the same thing

Tips help out so much dude

Tips would be rad.

can a nigga get a table dance

mfw soto made me into the bully I am today

Bully me Grom

You are just an annoying darky at this point Grim

Bully him.
Bully Elma with your penis.

Murder, you're not even here when I bully people


It's hard
because seeing you cry does not get my rocks off


lewd

I dindu nuffin

You made yourself into the bully you are today

Just dial it down a little lol

IT WAS ALL YOU SOTO


I bet you'd love it if I pulled your hair or something though

making sissies cry is the money shot of e-bullying

Soto

Probably. lol

that shit is too kinky LOL

That's like barely kinky though x_x

But you see
I am very vanilla
so pain/bully play is pretty kinky

not to mention the whole doing it with a dude aspect

carve "brown daddy" into my chest~

that's too much

would be hawtu tho

not worth the scar imo

if it's not worth a scar it's not worth the trouble.

heh, I just made that up^^

bullies are bad

Necessary.

bullies made you lose all that weight and be ok with looking in the mirror

↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓
→ ←
↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑

That's a fuckin' aweseom tripcode, m9

Sorry about the long response went to take the imouto to the liquor store to buy her a butterfinger

Its chilly out there


Sup fam?


Don't play the blame game

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fucking lol

You're like my meme wife

im okay with this

want it?

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I only realised yesterday that the song was from jojo.

god damnit

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*domesticates the soto*


perhaptually.

welma let me domesticate you

.///.

i hope you dont call your sister imouto in real life like a total autist

Really good song, though.


Go poke your own with a knife.

I've never had the chance to

Someday

kek

that series has good songs

seldom sit through the end credits

but I think I listened to most of them

Anyways, here's Nyanderwall
youtube.com/watch?v=pk5cuDMADrI&feature=youtu.be

omg shut up

Sugoi

for the thousandth time:

when I was feeling down, the bullies like tsuchi calling me fat in thread made me binge on comfort/unhealthy food to feel better and I actually GAINED weight

I only lost weight later after I stopped being depressed and decided to focus on making things better in my life

So bullys made you stronger in the end.

desuuuu

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no, retard

No bully

Oh, sorry to hear.

are you joining us for dark souls tonight

I like to not eat too, Nezi. It'll be okay.

I too
enjoy eating
I just at 3/4 a large pizza tbh

i read an article recently that said eating was pretty important

I like to eat two glazed pork chops.

Dude, I've never seen a tree eat before, and those things seem pretty healthy.

Photosynthesis is also pretty useless imo. Like, I just get all burnt and shit.

You can't synthesize photos unless you're pretty good at photoshop. You really shouldn't be getting burnt by that.

I am a Polaroid camera ;3

Oh. I guess cameras don't eat, either, but they're not nearly as cool as trees.

im gonna change your film so that we dont run out during our grandchild's wedding

they eat film

Less fractals at least lol


Weddings are blah.

That's impossible, the film eventually comes back out.

exactly...

I can
my powers can only be of use for some time

HAHA, you think it's poop?

You don't poop out your food, silly. If poop was food, nobody'd go hungry ever.

Use that common sense, George.

If poop was food, there would be more human centipedes^^

what does that mean

you dont eat poop?

I don't know why I'm being so goofy right now. I should stop.


I've outgrown that phase of my life.

wa

ive been injecting it into my veins recently

Did you know the reason your poop is brown is because a large part of its composition is broken down blood cells. So you're essentially recycling. Very conservative of you.

IM A FUCKING GOD

Also this conversation needs to stop or radically change course.

you seem like a poop expert

oh thought you meant you couldn't stick around with us for long. yes your magical lag powers impress me

If I were able to call myself such I would hate myself a good deal more than I do. Gross.

seems like a pretty secure title. dont think you'll have many come take it from you

I know more about poop than you

the chemical that makes poop brown is called 'bilirubin'

in silence of the lambs, hannibal sent clarice after a man called Billy Ruben

and when he escaped, they found the chemical structure sketched on a piece of toilet paper in hannibal's toilet
as a joke.

which also matched the asylum owner's hair color

/poop trivia
or /hannibal trivia

i could have stopped this

Seems Kanra and Bard both want it.

Congratulations. You're the poop experts now.

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-takes away your poop crown-

shame

I don't even WANT TO KNOW what happens here.

Don't weep for me, I couldn't handle the responsibility anyway.

you can stop talking about poop now

but I had this piece of trivia

and the timing was perfect

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Alright Dr POoop

where'd sabs go.

also whats the mana drama mama.

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I wear this crown of shit, upon my liar's chair.

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I realized far too late after making the post that I could make this reference.

lambchops are so good.

FUCKING SHAMEFUL.

sdpfj;lasdg;oiaerhfgjasdl

I've never been big on lamb, personally.

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lol

The Johnny Cash version is better anyway.

The NIN version is better since it's what ends that album, ultimately killing himself.

god damn.

must have felt so good to get that shit outta his system.


it's good once in a blue moon ^^

you mean crown of thorns

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it's a movie

um, art I think. XD

In the Nine Inch Nails version it's crown of shit.

so?

Crown of thorns is the Cash version since it was to fit the Jesus imagery.


It's the literal concept of the album: a man breaking down with delusions and spite until he realizes how he's a shitty person and kill himself.

nobody likes N.I.N

he's not actually pooping

People poop like that sometimes.

Talking about NIN, where is nin?

Building the wall.

sleeping or something

I've never listened to the full album, and I'm probably still not going to.


Somebody has to.

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An entire wall huh?

Isn't it early?

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I think he works a graveyard shift somewhere, idk.

Wow I'm actually feeling pretty good tonight
This is new and different
Namaste!

omedeto

It's like the literal sole example of good concept album in the 90s.

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Thank you !
How are you tonight?

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New thread when?


This thread was here like 8 hours ago or something

why don't you make the thread instead of posting about it


still breathing

New.