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Let us not continue this topic.
Wouldnt you rather make bacon?
I am confused at all the possible implications of such a simple statement so I'm just going to walk away.
You're having seatbelt problems? That's no good how much will it cost to repair the seatbelt ?
Mmm. Yep yep.
I'm saying don't talk about my ass. That is the only implication, holy moly.
That whole thing was faked.
Yep, ant particularly well.
How do you make bacon?
I believe you.
The whole LGBT thing of purposefully trying to distort situations for attention is really fucking annoying.
That's the first conversation I remember having qwith you
You had a broke seatbelt in your truck hen I was running my Alice threads
I mean, my truck did have seatbelt problems a long time ago, but I don't remember telling people about it??????
Toss it in a cast iron skillet 'til it's crispy, then chop it up and stir into a mix of sour cream and avocado for puttin' on tacos.
This one was just doubly bizarre because it was a pro-LGBT pastor trying to frame a pro-LGBT grocery chain.
How else would I know
It was years ago and Its the first memory I have of you
thats y I poosted slowpoke
Well, the truck's been sold.
bard show knees
what do you drive nowadays?
w-why do you want to see my knees .///.
Red '94 lebaron.
It's old, but it had like 60k miles on it and not a scratch, so it seemed worth the 2.8k I paid for it.
I've put weirder things in tacos.
No, no, no. Let's be frands.
And your left ankle
That's a decent deal on a good guitar Id think
Sure why not.
*purely platonically e-snuggles you and gets the bottle of ketchup*
Like your penor?
It's a red convertible, it's pretty sporty.
Oh boy I love e-snuggles.
So what's up?
now u bb
I'm at work right now so I can't
those creeps are sexting again!
DIRTY DIRTY BOY
I'm just wasting my day away and deciding what would be a better use of my time. I have homework, but it's not really urgent.
I'm probably going to wander off at some point and watch a movie or read a book. At the moment I'm just posting really. You?
Don't slather his nipples in ketchup too.
Watching some youtubes and looking up some books to buy.
HOW ELSE WILL HE PROVE HE LOVES ME?!
Its my default response for 3/5 conversations.
Imagine how my pastor feels.
Copulating your marriage.
What kind of books?
Let's sip tea together.
I was hoping for the ketchup.
I don't know yet. I have an occult one in my cart and I think one other one.
It's kind of a slow process.
Just smear it elsewhere and call it a corn dog.
an occult one
Calm down there Hermione.
LOL I saw a half-eaten corn dog on my walk to work maybe a week or two ago. I just bust out laughing with headphones in. people must have thought I was a crazy person.
It is extremely relevant to my interests.
But iunno. Maybe a sci-fi one or something.
Very good choice madame
post it, faygit
Have fun summoning demons. Or trying to, rather.
Ever read Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath? It's not very long.
Just getting some research on something. I can already do that ;3
Never heard of it. I don't really read at all lol
people must have thought I was a crazy person
Sounds like a normal Monday.
My friend had a cockatoo who does that
I am going to get one when I am older and find somewhere of my own to live : ]
They are so kawaii
har har har
I have heard nothing but terrible stories from people who own birds like that
Thats why my friends dad saidd about his
ayyy i'm clean though
It's as much a fantasy adventure as anything else, but it's set in the Cthulhu mythos, so you're supposed to treat it as sci-fi. It's good, I'd recommend it.
I'm gonna wander off, later.
Well there you go :c
Thanks, I tried.
Gonna go shower.
Well just because itis tough to own one doesnt mean I'm not interested
II've owned Birds before, never a parrot haha
But I've owned Dogs and Cats and Fish and helped watch over and nurse young cattles
I love amnimals
I just gotta havea good environment for it so Ill have to wait til I get a place of my own or a stable place to stay :p
They are literally like small children though
you need to take good care of them
Yes it won't be for a good few years :( I'm not ready to provide for a pet yet
Don't get a bird. They're needy and noisy.
just like my ex gf
Tristan wants to murder his bird
Sounds similar to someone
A lot of people actually
not unconditionally loving your bird
HURR NICE ONE GRIM HURR HURR HURRRR
oh, new re:zero is up
My fucking thread can't auto update for some reason
Is Robert's Burgers really good?
I DONT WANNA REFRESH EVEYRITME
its a show for american mexicans
So........ Its illegal... and spicy?
I don't have to refresh every time
idk what shitty browser you're using
its okay. it has a weirdly large fanbase i dont really get why though
finna get cockslapped?
20 bucks Ikt's last name is Nguyen
20 bucks Soto won't bully me.
Does shooting my warm thick fluid inside you count as bullying?
I should've expected that ending.
I hate it
Not very funny and kinda boring
it has its moments though
I kinda love filthy frank's normal work as well
Why'd you have to remind me
he is my fave memer
seen the new vid?
Filthy frank is better when he's not meming
Yeah, defs a gentleman.
his rap skills though
He's pretty fuckin great \
Filthy Frank isn't even funny.
tsuchi the humor expert has spoken.
have an entire mix
i woke up.
CANT WAKE UP
Although I'm certain no one here is having these issues.
lol that feel when i had all these phones and more growing up...
i feel old now ;~;
share moar pls
My parents had razers->galaxies->iphones
my sister had a sidekick->iphones
I had a BB pearl->BB bold->htc one s->xperia z5
The original one from like 2004 that was the best thing ever?
I had a brick until I started paying for one myself.
iunno, but she loved texting her gals with it
meanwhile I was tinkering with my pearl to get the little thing to light up in diff colors, haha
did you throw it at people
i missed out on the razer, although i though those comercials where they were sword fighting with the razer phones was kewlm i never got one sadly.
i skipped on samsung stuff. had iphones instead, and jumped stright from an phone 4 to a nexus 5 then to my Z5.
why the name Raven god calls?
that APB pic is pretty
No, it's in my drawer.
oh wow Tzeentch is a real thing?
i always thought it was just a random name Sseth Tzentch came up with lol
i'm feeling pretty hungry now...
i just realized my plastic bottle rank 1 has been leeching since it's one time use ;~; rip
Do you want me to send you 6 dollars on Paypal so you can go buy some subway?
THEY'LL JUST BUY SKINS
Sure, whatever. Such a joke haha.. lame.
I have to ask.
Why'd you make it a
prolly just dropped it, m8.
literally nothing good to reply to in 50 posts
You're the joke haha
Guys, I did something stupid.
Just looks like it was a straight line marked off for some reason.
woke up again, huh?
I heard you're transitioning
Congrats on being a faggot btw
It's Murderdina now.
tfw luka has a better phone than you but you're also never hungry
How did you know I was transitioning jobs?!
I may or may not have just made a life changing decision for the sole reason of pissing someone off
so you woke up again, huh?
i don't understand this image
oh wait just got it lol
auf wiedersehen mang
You fucked someone with aids to get back at your preacher?
i do that all the time
no need to worry
I had that Verizon phone that flipped both ways
It was so dope
lol fucking poorfag
How does it feel knowing a spic is eating than you are?
Murdonna sounds nice too
actually believing he has a nice phone
Nigga can't even afford a sandwich let alone a expensive phone
Are you taking hrt?
i don't know why but i believe he has a nice phone. mostly because his priorities are fucked
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
i'm eating than you are.
CEO calls in high merit younger employees
Tells us they just bought out some small development company
Want to build this online investment tool
Want high quality young person to help run it
Will get shares of company but its really risky
Not really up my ally
Guy who works pretty close to me asks if I am interested
Keeps saying he thinks it is a bad idea
Asks me every day if I am still thinking about it
Keeps saying its shit and to avoid it
Fast forward to today
Go to CEO office to tell him I am not interested
See other guy walk out of office
Ask CEO what he was in there for
Tole me the other guy applied for the position
Pissed that faggot tried to talk ME out of a position
Alright, fuck that faggot
Apply for position
CEO just called and said I got the position
Lol wut? No
you think he knew that the other guy did it? Congrats btw.
Well, you can't back out now. Only hope you are successful.
I DONT KNOW THE SEASON
OR WHAT IS THE REASON
IM SITTING HERE HOLDING MY BLADE
10000000 hours in paint
The CEO didn't know the other guy was trying to talk me out of it. Honestly, the CEO probably wouldn't have told me what he was in there for except for the fact that I bullshit with him a lot because our offices are close to each other and we sort of grew up in the same area
FUCKIN NATURE, MAN
Yeah, I don't really mind. Even if its not successful, I am such a good job candidate that I could literally get a job somewhere else in less than a week. I just am a bit worried that I am mentally unstable enough to make major decisions to spite someone
Nature is metal
It goes back to the old saying. It's not what you know but who you know. He probably trusts you more since he knows you more.
I think the moral of the story is fuck deer
yeah, you can get yourself in a lot of trouble
dancer of the boreal valley has a tight ass
Fire Keeper is bae
That actually kinda makes sense
I like to believe he doesn't have shit but a shitty computer that could run leeg
Hopefully the mobo burns out on it so he won't have a reason to live anymore and will ky
I forgot to type in more
Was too busy eating
this is fucking beautiful
her ass isnt as tight as dancers
Would you fuck me if I did?
But she also doesn't try to kill you :c
i took a creep shot. on second thought it's rather lumpy
this is a bit better
You can't even take a simple picture of your own fucking shoes?
Must be hard being mentally retarded
tfw no android gf
I asked "why", I can't be bothered if there's not even a reason for it, obviously I can take a picture of my shoes
it looks like a ghostly headless chicken
You swear like your time is actually valuable
You're posting on here for christ sake
Anything would be better than posting on here
Even taking a picture of your shoes
Valuable to me
Just so you can berate me or something? Yeah, okay, no ty
draw something not evil
should have commissioned a pro like me
I keep forgetting Subtle is sensitive
Need to stop making him cry all the time
no keep making him cry its hilarious
Don't let him bully you he's stupid
he dates desu afterall
I don't draw anymore.
My only worry is like the line down the middle where I put a fold to emulate the line you get when you place your arms together.
And at this point I think I'm leaning away from the bright colors. at least for this one.
lmao don't forget he claims to be straight too
He's exclusively gay on steam only
but it doesn't make him gay irl
Get it right fam
He's so sensitive for a tkd master
i feel the tattooist will have to redo it anyway. as long as he gets the basic design you should be fine
Stop being mean to him
oh lawd. I'm not gonna use my art for that shit. Just print that shit out from the original dude.
after you fix your eyebrows your prick
Can you only insult people ? No wonder your mom abandoned you
he's just mad his neet lifestyle had to come to an end
maybe the lower the quality of the harem the worse the master?
Haha 420 blaze it for lyfe am I right xDDDD? Hail Satan and cut my penis off xDDDD
I'm feeling pretty playful today, probably all that fucking coffee I drank
I'm not even bullying tbh
Im just lightly nudging you guys
You two should grow a fucking spine and learn how to actually bully for once lmao
Im pretty heated my check came out to $438.00 this week
Its not a harem if its just 1 person
would you like some similar art to inspire you
438 pretty good tho
are cali prices that high
Subtle bully me back
No te dejes!
My pay rate is decent I guess
I wanted to work OT so I can almost get 600
Are you part of Subtle's harem?
but his harem is part of mine
This shit is fucking fire fam
I will as I always do.
I used to make like $500 a week working two nights
now I make like....fucking $150 doing the same thing
Tips help out so much dude
Tips would be rad.
can a nigga get a table dance
mfw soto made me into the bully I am today
Bully me Grom
You are just an annoying darky at this point Grim
Bully Elma with your penis.
Murder, you're not even here when I bully people
because seeing you cry does not get my rocks off
I dindu nuffin
You made yourself into the bully you are today
Just dial it down a little lol
IT WAS ALL YOU SOTO
I bet you'd love it if I pulled your hair or something though
making sissies cry is the money shot of e-bullying
that shit is too kinky LOL
That's like barely kinky though x_x
But you see
I am very vanilla
so pain/bully play is pretty kinky
not to mention the whole doing it with a dude aspect
carve "brown daddy" into my chest~
that's too much
would be hawtu tho
not worth the scar imo
if it's not worth a scar it's not worth the trouble.
heh, I just made that up^^
bullies are bad
bullies made you lose all that weight and be ok with looking in the mirror
↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓
↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑
That's a fuckin' aweseom tripcode, m9
Sorry about the long response went to take the imouto to the liquor store to buy her a butterfinger
Its chilly out there
Don't play the blame game
You're like my meme wife
im okay with this
inb4 soto gets domesticated
I only realised yesterday that the song was from jojo.
Pokes your bellybutton
*domesticates the soto*
welma let me domesticate you
i hope you dont call your sister imouto in real life like a total autist
Really good song, though.
Go poke your own with a knife.
I've never had the chance to
that series has good songs
seldom sit through the end credits
but I think I listened to most of them
Anyways, here's Nyanderwall
omg shut up
for the thousandth time:
when I was feeling down, the bullies like tsuchi calling me fat in thread made me binge on comfort/unhealthy food to feel better and I actually GAINED weight
I only lost weight later after I stopped being depressed and decided to focus on making things better in my life
So bullys made you stronger in the end.
Oh, sorry to hear.
are you joining us for dark souls tonight
I like to not eat too, Nezi. It'll be okay.
I just at 3/4 a large pizza tbh
i read an article recently that said eating was pretty important
I like to eat two glazed pork chops.
Dude, I've never seen a tree eat before, and those things seem pretty healthy.
Photosynthesis is also pretty useless imo. Like, I just get all burnt and shit.
You can't synthesize photos unless you're pretty good at photoshop. You really shouldn't be getting burnt by that.
I am a Polaroid camera ;3
Oh. I guess cameras don't eat, either, but they're not nearly as cool as trees.
im gonna change your film so that we dont run out during our grandchild's wedding
they eat film
Less fractals at least lol
Weddings are blah.
That's impossible, the film eventually comes back out.
my powers can only be of use for some time
HAHA, you think it's poop?
You don't poop out your food, silly. If poop was food, nobody'd go hungry ever.
Use that common sense, George.
If poop was food, there would be more human centipedes^^
what does that mean
you dont eat poop?
I don't know why I'm being so goofy right now. I should stop.
I've outgrown that phase of my life.
ive been injecting it into my veins recently
Did you know the reason your poop is brown is because a large part of its composition is broken down blood cells. So you're essentially recycling. Very conservative of you.
IM A FUCKING GOD
Also this conversation needs to stop or radically change course.
you seem like a poop expert
oh thought you meant you couldn't stick around with us for long. yes your magical lag powers impress me
If I were able to call myself such I would hate myself a good deal more than I do. Gross.
seems like a pretty secure title. dont think you'll have many come take it from you
I know more about poop than you
the chemical that makes poop brown is called 'bilirubin'
in silence of the lambs, hannibal sent clarice after a man called Billy Ruben
and when he escaped, they found the chemical structure sketched on a piece of toilet paper in hannibal's toilet
as a joke.
which also matched the asylum owner's hair color
or /hannibal trivia
i could have stopped this
Seems Kanra and Bard both want it.
Congratulations. You're the poop experts now.
-takes away your poop crown-
I don't even WANT TO KNOW what happens here.
Don't weep for me, I couldn't handle the responsibility anyway.
you can stop talking about poop now
but I had this piece of trivia
and the timing was perfect
Alright Dr POoop
where'd sabs go.
also whats the mana drama mama.
I wear this crown of shit, upon my liar's chair.
I realized far too late after making the post that I could make this reference.
lambchops are so good.
I've never been big on lamb, personally.
The Johnny Cash version is better anyway.
The NIN version is better since it's what ends that album, ultimately killing himself.
must have felt so good to get that shit outta his system.
it's good once in a blue moon ^^
you mean crown of thorns
it's a movie
um, art I think. XD
In the Nine Inch Nails version it's crown of shit.
Crown of thorns is the Cash version since it was to fit the Jesus imagery.
It's the literal concept of the album: a man breaking down with delusions and spite until he realizes how he's a shitty person and kill himself.
nobody likes N.I.N
he's not actually pooping
People poop like that sometimes.
Talking about NIN, where is nin?
Building the wall.
sleeping or something
I've never listened to the full album, and I'm probably still not going to.
Somebody has to.
An entire wall huh?
Isn't it early?
I think he works a graveyard shift somewhere, idk.
Wow I'm actually feeling pretty good tonight
This is new and different
It's like the literal sole example of good concept album in the 90s.
Thank you !
How are you tonight?
New thread when?
This thread was here like 8 hours ago or something
why don't you make the thread instead of posting about it