I promised you this for Friday, I apologize for the delay. Things were happening and I was busy. I was also playing video games.
But, without further ado, We shall begin our tale for the evening.
This was SuperSaiyanCrash's first attempt at the storyline that would later become Crash Retold. The comic is only one part of of this epic tale. The previous installments are fanfictions which can be read starting here: fanfiction.net/s/4864646/1/Legend-of-Crash-Bandicoot-A-Bandicoot-s-Veil
We begin our tale already neck-deep in the bullshit. Consider this an alternate timeline from Crash Retold. It will make next week a lot more entertaining.
Jaxson Morgan
May God have mercy on us all
Ian Cook
Here's a summary of what happens in the fanfics. This is the part that is basically CR.
Carson Gutierrez
I can't decide whether he's gotten better or worse at drawing over the years since this one was made. Leaning towards worse.
Kayden Morris
G R A M M A R
Jayden Taylor
Words is done difficult.
Caleb Stewart
…Turles?
Christian Wood
SHADOWY FIGURES
Isaiah Fisher
...
Mason Perry
This redundant dialogue is pretty redundant dialogue, considering its redundancy.
Juan Wood
I don't think English was SSC's first language. I really, really hope it wasn't.
Jacob Allen
OH GOD YET ANOTHER DRAGON BALL NAME
Wyatt Thompson
In case you missed it, Crash's father was Gohan Bandicoot.
Austin Jackson
Is this shit supposed to be played straight up serious? At least Tails Gets Trolled was self aware.
Gavin Long
Yes, it awfully serious
I bet five dollars that one of the members of the Turles gang is going to be named Raditz
Dominic Johnson
It is 110% serious.
Nathaniel Flores
Is this the new Sonicchu?
Levi Cooper
Not exactly, it's not quite that bizarre. It's just brazen in its theft.
Also, guess who's back? Er, rather, guess who else was in this story before she was in Retold. Fuck, this spaghetti lore gets even harder when you do things out of order.
Juan Scott
...
Blake Gray
why not dump five images per post?
Leo Diaz
...
Tyler Carter
Why do i get the feeling the guy just couldnt draw dingodile or tiny and chose to just not
Jaxson Cruz
I could if you wanted, but I thought people liked reacting to one page at a time. Anyone have any preference?
David Ward
this shouldnt be that funny
Angel White
3 pages per time seems like a good comprimise
Aiden Nguyen
Okay. But I'll never be able to do that in my current form.
Holla Forums, lend me your power!
Bentley Edwards
OH BOY
I was expecting you to post something in friday faggot
Noah Roberts
HYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Aaron Harris
...
Juan Bennett
Okay, in this form posting 3 pages at a time is a cakewalk.
Hunter Thomas
Wait, that was part of the comic?
Sebastian Lee
no that was from the end of Retold. Check the name field
Jack Harris
so is this the much awaited brolly fight?
Nolan Cooper
Oh hey, dragon tits is here too apparently.
This.
Anthony Sanders
9 and 8 are out of order here, check filename to get them in order.
He fucked up the undescore on some of his filenames which puts them out of order when sorting by name. Fucking dipshit.
Nicholas Ward
He isn't even trying anymore.
Hell, he hasn't been trying since two threads ago.
David Lopez
This was made before Retold, so he was never trying, really.
Henry Morris
You may want to power down before too long, gentle talemaster, there's loads of material but go through it too quickly and we can't indulge in it for a year or more
Nicholas Kelly
Note to self: add pics to post window one at a time.
Also, Spyro is in this one.
Joshua Mitchell
...
Elijah Ward
That explains the quality.
Juan Roberts
...
William Phillips
...
Aaron Ross
...
Ian Nelson
inb4 shitting on a sub
Isaac Wilson
Should… should I be spoilering this?
Xavier Martin
Talemaster don't be so slow while posting
Xavier Campbell
GO FASTER, SLOW DOWN, POST 5 AT A TIME, POST 3 AT A TIME
GOD WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME
Anyway, we have yet another
Nicholas Sullivan
I have no idea what's going on at this point.
Anthony Miller
Oh. That classic video game character, Benjamin.
Hunter Clark
Classic
Nicholas Bell
See, this is another problem posting 3 at a time. It keeps shuffling the order on me.
Robert Hughes
Oh hey look, yet another OC out of nowhere. Look, he's half vampire half demon. Or something.
Blake Morgan
Okay I keep seeing this shit around here, but I've never paid any attention to it because it looks like autism in physical form. But I have to know, is this shit something some autistic furfag made or is it just one of you faggots having a laugh?
Easton Reyes
This is something made by an autistic furfag. He's been doing this for a fucking decade.
Julian Cruz
...
Hunter Robinson
This shit is old as hell, it was already posted back then in halfchan, but now we're getting in depth with this.
About the autist making these, he's still making these comics for years, and he's about to release a new one.
Juan Price
thanks doc
Cameron Hughes
Does this guy have a family? Haven't they tried to have an intervention or something?
Michael Kelly
This bums me out.
Blake Myers
Don't let it bum you out. If some fucking sperglord can stick with something for ten years, just imagine what you could do in that time!
Noah Brown
Well then.
Lincoln Parker
This shit is bonkers.
Dylan Moore
"Art was a mistake."
-Ugga, the inventor of cave painting, 10034 BC
Xavier Ross
It's not that someone could stick with it for ten years. It's that someone chose to stick with it for ten years that's sad.
Jonathan Jenkins
Oh come the fuck on.
Robert Ortiz
THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE
Henry Bailey
We CTR now.
Andrew Harris
OH SHIT
Hunter Gray
This version of Heihachi Bandicoot looks like a guy in a costume
Lincoln Cox
I'm just lost.
Adam Flores
Just sit back and enjoy the insanity and utter lack of awareness of how stories work.
Carter Hill
I just… yeah.
Aaron Young
GIRL POWERS, ACTIVATE!
Cameron Perry
Just what the fuck happened in the last page?!
Ethan Garcia
DISCO CRASH HAS COME TO BOOGIE, Y'ALL
Zachary Martinez
Fuck, I skipped a page again. I suck at this.
Sebastian Cox
...
Nicholas Brown
Near Death Experience
Blake Gutierrez
...
Landon Richardson
And with that, the torment is over for this week.
Unfortunately this early arc is more confusing than cringe, but trust me, next week will be all the more special for it.
Thanks for joining us on this special throwback installment of CRASH BANDICOOT AUTISM.
Lincoln Diaz
I suppose I can power down now as well. I leave you with a preview of next week.
Until next time…
See you, space bandicoot.
Bentley Long
Is there some sort of tl;dr for all these arcs and chapters and shit, the cringe is too much for me. I don't need a super detailed resume, just a few lines.
William Kelly
Have you seen DBZ?
Carson Perry
But this shit has inner demons and that shit!
Ryan Russell
It's DBZ.
Thomas Adams
It's DBZ, Tekken, DC, Marvel, Shonenjump faggotry, all of that mixed on a bowl of furfaggotry and crash bandicoot.
Damn it, I just missed it and I'm going to miss the next 3 due to leaving town. Fuck everything. I'm going to leave this WiP OC and call it good. Someone will have to dump the next few arcs lewds on /vp/ while I'm gone. Sorry guys.
Nicholas Gutierrez
WHEN SUDDENLY, A PLANE HITS THE NORTH TOWER OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER