Scoots probably already fell off the wagon and shoved a beer down his gullet, the Dutch are trying to destroy the board...

Degeneracy.

Shigydiggyzippidy-do.

they're called dakimakuras you fucking pleb :3

not having skin dakimakuras

I am from America.
The best country.
I don't talk that shitty gook speak.


I'll be your skin dakimakura.

tfw no squish to spoon you from behind while you doze off on the couch

you aren't a fucking anime girl

get away from me

Sorry, but I don't spoon people.


*Walks closer while chanting anime songs*

That's a man

if you don't spoon people, you get spooned :^)

I am aware, Grim.
I prefer my cuddle partner to be thicker.