Spider-Man PS4 Game is gonna suck

Brandon Kelly
Brandon Kelly

Mary Jane Watson is a reporter
Means game is set in Earth-1610
Same Earth where Peter Parker dies
Same Earth where Miles Morales replaces him
Same Earth where Peter Parker is cloned and returns
Same Earth with a cloned Mary Jane Watson
Same Earth that gets destroyed at the end of Secret Wars
<"Spider-Man PS4 is an original story"

Henry Turner
Henry Turner

That or they are just going to push yet another "stronk an indepundun womyn" narrative.

Western entertainment media of any type is long dead, OP.

Robert Myers
Robert Myers

Why do they always go full retard with alternate dimensions in cape shit?

Our only hope is if the Arkham Devs are actually making a Beyond game

Isaiah Brooks
Isaiah Brooks

At this point I don't even want that because I know they'll fuck it up.

Kevin Bennett
Kevin Bennett

You should know by now that the movies are shit so why would their games be better?

Just look at the new MvC

Nathaniel Jenkins
Nathaniel Jenkins

Nah, they're apparently working on Superman. They'll probably fuck that up too, but you never know.

Juan Cooper
Juan Cooper

That or they are just going to push yet another "stronk an indepundun womyn" narrative.
What is not strong about MJW? Does attitude = occupation now. If so, what's so wrong about an actress?

Carter Hill
Carter Hill

Why does Mary Jane have to be a reporter? Is being a model sexist now? Stupidity at it's finest.

Plus the character models for Peter and Mary are ugly as fuck.

Caleb Lee
Caleb Lee

Seeing as it's happened so much, you've really got to ask, why haven't people made their own OC DONUT STEEL spiderverses given how much fucking content spidey has gotten for that angle?

For all we know, there's a reality where the fact that Peter is a spineless beta who basically was an abusive father to an innocent alien he barely acknowledged and failed to raise to be handed to an insane religious zealot, a criminal and all the other horrific vision of the evil of man crap it's been put through and it's really hammered in just how much he HATES doing the superheroism thing because of how much on edge it puts him under pressure, where his physique despite improved has him at a really crappy TEST level because of what happened to his biochemical structure and hormone distribution due to the spiderbite which makes him "timid" like a spider, and it really screws him over, next to the fact that Gwen is a Town bicycle and MJ is actually a fucking Shemale Pornstar and 'her' Modelling Job is doing Natalie Mars and bailey Jay shit on a regular basis, and that crap she pulled with her family was really her tying up the loose ends with them because "Bombshell tranny product of modern science or something." and Peter has NO fucking clue about it until the unavoidable "you're beautiful" moment when they finally get round to the bedroom.

Eventually, slowly but surely, you see Peter's sanity slip as he realizes how much of a failure he's become with the monster's he's made in his career and dedication to Ben's memory that he realizes that the emotional contact with his loved ones- mostly female is something that has utterly ruined him because they've never been able to provide him the strength that Ben wanted to Nuture in him, and he REALLY starts taking extremes in his work to escape this cycle- even continuing with MJ because he isn't a Murderous Spider-Recluse (yet) solely because he realizes he's been dating/fucking a goddanmed mentally Ill degenerate who could oust him in a complete fucking breakdown if he were to ever reject her-

Then the Mutation saga kicks in, and he fucking Liquifies MJ inside-out spitting out 'her' implants before he goes back to normal, and he goes further down the deep end because of the fact that MJ being out of his life is a good thing, and he's dodged a massive bullet- but on a further note, MORE damage to his brain occurs because of this, and Peter Assumes a very Amgydala-esque Lizard-like atittitude towards himself and others, next to developing a bite that causes necrosis.

On the sidelines, the Osbournes, the son and the Father fulfil less of a Good friends of Peter line and more of a "The Kid is a sociopath, but is a fulfilled one thanks to daddy's money" And the Dad is more of a stressed out businessman who became successful only coming to terms of the brutality of his craft which eats away at his kind nature before it's Gobbo time, adopting it as a means to escape how much of a bad person he's become in the eyes of others as a dissociative personality disorder brought on by the culimation of stress from a few Cape based incidents at the workplace and pressures from stockholders in his company-

Anyhow, back to the Venom line, that saga fulfils the same narrative it always has, but there are moments in inner dialouge that hint at Lovecraftian vibes, which manifest themselves later in Carnage at a total rework of Maximum Carnage, where that fucking Massacre that went down is a goddanmed important event opposed to no memorial days and literally no memory other than to serve as a reminder that Carnage fills the niche of Spiderman's Joker but without the Charm and Tact and feels more like those Slasher movies sequels that go over the top and becomes a dark comedy murder party for all the family to watch opposed to a Child-victim turned serial killer given all his fantasies granted possiblity to be made manifest, with the only consequenes being that home-grown symbiote's symbiosis utterly changing what makes him human- and turning him into the kind of person who Had a few insight levels added to his insight score in bloodborne, Kleutus goes from simple but effective killings to the hyper-intelligent "Tis merely a ruse" alien lovecraftian being whose horrific "killings" are more purposeful, sinister and forboding in nature.

Around this point, we've recluse spidey and inter commentary noting that no matter what, Spidey is getting some Unfortunate lovecraftian victim vibes going on when he deals with carnage, because the killings start to take on form and fucntion that relate to association of higher power- which is shifted to Dormanmu to throw off the trail, following how the Carnage Saga played out in the 90's TV show, Demogoblin and his batshit Christian Crusade lasts past the saga, and in addition is related to the Culty lovecraftian shit going on in the background-

Cooper Fisher
Cooper Fisher

Then we get to the Maddam Web part- and whelp, this time around that woman literally looks like an Avatar of a Genderbent Hastur with a spider theme, and things really take a turn for the worst, and reality starts to break down with Madame web being ammoral and otherwise uncaring and ultimately- alien or something.

Basically, we take Spidey, make highlights to today's modern degenerate society, and make things slowly turn into Lovecraftian themes which link in with Dr.Strange and that time he thought it'd be a great idea to Invoke Nyralathotep because some cunt thought he could be a spellcaster, nearly killing (I use this word sparingly) the avengers and expect no aftereffects.

But that's my take on it.

It is odd that no one just makes their own Spiderverse in a Sonic OCfest of true ultimate spider-tism.

Oh right, nevermind highlighting how much of a Jew infested Shithole New York is- you hear about how Prostitutes over there are drugged up on crap to literally turn them into breeding sows/eternal flesh puppets in heat?

Oh right, and the fact that the Symbiote is literally "mankinds best friend/waifu/Literally a Cosmic horror Condom" needs to be exemplified- the shit it can do is literally every reason for mankind to take them with open arms

Oh right, Mobius get's his fucked up Hand Sucker's back, that guy really needs to look like "I accidentally touched upon dormant recessive genes carried on from Mutant hammer Horror Dracula's genes in my sweet foreigner blood and turned myself into the kind of reason why Dhampirs are feared and reviled in my homeland in the 1600's when vampires were all the craze." Also, again attribute to the idea a lot of stuff going on in this universe if because there's some Major lovecraftian fuckery going on

Carter Cooper
Carter Cooper

Means game is set in Earth 1610
Or it's an amaglam of 1610 and 616. Curb your autism, OP.
I imagine turning her into a reporter is just an excuse to make her an active participant in the story, because otherwise she might as well not be there at all. Compare to when MJ got spent part of the 2000 game kidnapped by Venom because of a fucking Spidey imposter.
Why do they always go full retard with alternate dimensions in cape shit?
The primal urge to reinvent the wheel

Eli Phillips
Eli Phillips

You damn well know why they made her a reporter.

Jaxson Baker
Jaxson Baker

Oh hey, Unabomber-user, good to see you found another home. Now knock off that style before you make someone nauseous.

Isaac Flores
Isaac Flores

Even Insomniac Games’ logo has been blandenzised

Nathan Moore
Nathan Moore

lol niggers

Evan Kelly
Evan Kelly

no one is bringing up the fucking Trump references in the "Vote for Osborn" banners in the trailer
Game's going to be shit because no matter how small it is in-game, they're going to be pushing an agenda.

Brandon Roberts
Brandon Roberts

Osborn has already been elected though. That's his re-election campaign.

Anyway, it's destined to be garbage.

Ryder Ortiz
Ryder Ortiz

I imagine turning her into a reporter is just an excuse to make her an active participant in the story, because otherwise she might as well not be there at all.

Why does she have to be an active participant at all? Can't she just try to stay out of harm's way on the sidelines? Do they have to turn her into Lois Lane just so she's "out there"?

This stupid trend of making superhero love interests some kind of tough-as-nails badasses who can keep up with the hero just to placate moronic feminists is getting out of control.

Nolan Walker
Nolan Walker

But she's not tough as nails. She's still the same character. She just reports things. I mean, there's not a lot you can do with Mary Jane, anyway.

Jonathan Baker
Jonathan Baker

The most fucked up part of it to me is that they've shown two full trailers and some 7-8 minute gameplay shit at E3 and even now the only villain in the game seems to be Mr. Negative (not counting Kingpin getting arrested in the prologue or whatever). Talk about looking at Arkham and not doing any of the good parts of it.

Levi Perez
Levi Perez

They've said that Mr. Negative is a sub plot. I hope that's true.

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

Will there ever be a spider-man game better than this?

Kayden Morris
Kayden Morris

Nope. It has everything good in it. Eddie Brock, Eddie Brock, Eddie Brock.

William Anderson
William Anderson

Nah, they're apparently working on Superman.

Sauce? Last I heard, WB Montreal was supposed to be doing something with Supes.

But she's not tough as nails. She's still the same character. She just reports things.

Come on user, you know very well that they're not going to stop there, but make her into a "stronk independint womyn" who clobbers bank robbers over the head with her photo camera, bitches at J. Jonah Jameson for being sexiss and fearlessly jumps into the line of fire to investigate supervillain conspiracies.

I mean, there's not a lot you can do with Mary Jane, anyway.

Then why the fuck alter her character so much so that she's on the front line with Spidey?

Jaxon Russell
Jaxon Russell

Maybe. Maybe not. Shadow of Apokolips was the only good Superman game, but maybe we'll get another little miracle.

Dominic Martinez
Dominic Martinez

Normalfags and feminists will continue to claim that there's nothing badass about a sexy, bodacious red-head being the loving wife of a superhero who never wavers and always has his back no matter how bad it gets

Noah White
Noah White

Brockfag, please leave.

Dominic Perry
Dominic Perry

I never understood it either, what's wrong with just telling adventures and stories about criminals vs heroes?

It's like a really shitty soap opera now and that's why nobody is being their shit anymore. How do they expect young boys to follow this shit? That's their main customer base, has always been.

Justin Thompson
Justin Thompson

Normalfags and feminists will continue to claim that there's nothing badass about a sexy, bodacious red-head being the loving wife of a superhero who never wavers and always has his back no matter how bad it gets
Are they married? I don't even know if they're in a relationship. We have cuck Parker in the comics now.

I never understood it either, what's wrong with just telling adventures and stories about criminals vs heroes?
I just wanted one Spider-Man game that let me be Peter Parker in free roam, so I could stumble into a crime scene and then run into an alleyway to change. Is that so hard?

Ryan Wood
Ryan Wood

playing western games in current year
you deserve to suffer

Logan Lee
Logan Lee

PS1 Spiderman is best Spiderman.

Brayden Hughes
Brayden Hughes

white dude on election
muh trump
I swear niggers like you should be shot

Daniel Sullivan
Daniel Sullivan

This entire wall of text.

Parker Scott
Parker Scott

quoted post
normalfag
feminist

Do you have reading comprehension problems, user?

Michael Cook
Michael Cook

NO, but you definitely need to lurk a fuckton more to learn all the different ways people use greentext.

Asher Taylor
Asher Taylor

Expect the sequel to be blacked.

Jace Moore
Jace Moore

Insomniac confirmed that Miles Morales was never supposed to be in the game?

So why add him?

Justin White
Justin White

progressive points and to get trick the ones who do buy games, because sjws do not, into buying the game.

Benjamin Davis
Benjamin Davis

LOL newfag, I was just pretending to be a retard!

Jacob Jones
Jacob Jones

Same Earth where Peter Parker is cloned and returns
Same Earth with a cloned Mary Jane Watson

I see it was a good decision to not reading that shit.

Liam Murphy
Liam Murphy

Same Earth with a cloned Mary Jane Watson
It was Gwen that was cloned, not Mary Jane. Mary Jane just got injected with OZ and became Demogoblin

Kayden Morris
Kayden Morris

It was Gwen that was cloned, not Mary Jane. Mary Jane just got injected with OZ and became Demogoblin
That sounds worse.

Aaron King
Aaron King

It makes better sense in context

Lincoln Reyes
Lincoln Reyes

PS4
Ohohoho

Jason Baker
Jason Baker

Loved both the Spyro PS1 trilogy and the R&C games
Was optimistic about Spider-man PS4 because Insomniac Games’ last game, R&C PS4, turned out OK for the most part
See E3 2017 trailer
It just a shitter version of the Arkham games with quick time events everywhere
mfw Insomniac Games is dead and NuInsomniac Games’ is no better than NuNaughty Dog

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

That's a pretty dramatic and hysterical reaction considering the quality of the new R&C vs the blandness of ND's current output.

Landon Wood
Landon Wood

<That's a pretty dramatic and hysterical reaction considering the quality of the new R&C vs the blandness of ND's current output.
Yeah, I overreacted a little bit. But I feel like Spider-man PS4 might be the big start of Insomniac Games’ downfall IF Insomniac Games doesn't dramatically change the game before going gold.
Also,
He doesn't know about Sunset Redditdrive

Ryder Bennett
Ryder Bennett

The new Ratchet and Clank was pretty bland gameplay and story wise

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