Why would a sane person buy an Xbone?

To your mom having a kinect?

probably.

Like my parents?

Oh shit, duh.
Sorry, I'm not thinking straight.

Well 360 was great, but that excuse is not valid anymore. It's clear that microsoft isn't putting any effort in the new one.

You know where mentioning moms on Holla Forums leads.

Well I can describe my older brother.

(he has had a profile on Rosterteeth.com ever since RvB season 1)

But my brother is also the kind of person who refuses to play older games because there old.

the same reason to buy a ps4?

Enough with your incest fantasies.

There are people on Holla Forums talking about those and not just shitting on them?

I've seen a lot of "my brother owns it not me" comments.

Which after all the years of "i was afk and my brother was at the keyboard, swear on me mum" bunkum its suspicious to say the least.