Why would a sane person buy an Xbone?

Why would a sane person buy an Xbone?

I dont understand.

Ignorance

That doesnt explain all the people on Holla Forums lately posting about playing destiny and the division on their xbones.

Same reason they'd buy a ps4.
Brain problems.

THE TEEVEE EXPERIENCE

I know two people who own Xbones.

One of them works at a pawn shop and picked up the console plus controllers for $75. It's not something I'd do, but I can understand being drawn in by that kind of deal, especially when they had just come out.
The other one is one of the smartest guys I've ever known in my life and he really has his shit together. He's a total Halo fanboy and apparently plays Halo 5 for a professional team. I used to play with him about a decade ago, and I can definitely believe him being a pro.

As you can see, these are some pretty exceptional circumstances. I guess I'm glad I don't know any complete retards?
My mom bought a Kinect, though.

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Is that… related?

Americans.

Literally nobody else cares at this point (unlike the 360 that actually tried to compete with Sony on all demographics).

Its always related

To your mom having a kinect?

probably.

Like my parents?

Oh shit, duh.
Sorry, I'm not thinking straight.

Well 360 was great, but that excuse is not valid anymore. It's clear that microsoft isn't putting any effort in the new one.

You know where mentioning moms on Holla Forums leads.

Well I can describe my older brother.


(he has had a profile on Rosterteeth.com ever since RvB season 1)


But my brother is also the kind of person who refuses to play older games because there old.

the same reason to buy a ps4?

Enough with your incest fantasies.

There are people on Holla Forums talking about those and not just shitting on them?

I've seen a lot of "my brother owns it not me" comments.

Which after all the years of "i was afk and my brother was at the keyboard, swear on me mum" bunkum its suspicious to say the least.

Sanity dulls the mind, allowing for more hours worked in a job that would drive an insane man into suicide, which generates disposable income and lessened appreciation for anything money can buy due to the harrowing despair that sane people face everyday because they're lucid enough to notice the meaninglessness of life.

It's the sane person who can buy absolutely fucking anything.

But the PS4 at least has one game.

Sure, and others got em as a bday gift, xmas gift, whatever.
It stinks in here.

I personally received an Xbone as gift. I also borrowed The Division from my brother because I am desperate for a shooter. Good God, where did all the hype for that game come from? The enemies are bullet sponges and the only strategy is sitting behind cover and taking pot shots until the enemies fall dead. I hate the over world as well. Any recommend shooters for the Xbone Holla Forums? I've been craving one.

Im not seeing any of those threads.
Where the fuck are you getting that from?

MOTHERFUCKER

cool story bro, check out my doubles

Shit art from some talentless artist?

Isn't nioh an exclusive too? I had good memories of the last ninja gaindens and that's a game i'd like to play.

Yeah I thoroughly enjoyed the alpha demo, but since it isn't out yet it doesn't count.

I thought shit games don't count.

Why does incest get me off so much?

muh forza

It's the truth though. I've been a Sonygger and Nintenyearold for years. My parents and brother combined money and bought me the Xbone last Christmas.

Just stop.

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have you been posting this in every thread today?

You mommy didn't love you and its left you horribly broken.

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What combination of family members gets you off the most? That would give you your answer

I can understand why it doesn't appeal to some people, but I found it more enjoyable than any of the Souls games. However I'd rather not turn a thread about shitting on the Xbone into a shit-flinging argument over the Bloodborne Machine and whether its namesake game is good or bad, so I'll leave it at that.

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Brother and sister loli on shota action is god tier, prove me wrong

DaS>BB>>DaS 3 = DeS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DaS2

Prove me wrong :^)

get out!

All incest a shit
Stop inbreeding, faggot

But my parents are together and Ive lived an average life.


Ok Dr Freud here it is:

BrotherXOlder Sister
SonXMother, most if not all shota
BrotherXBrother
NephewXAunt
CousinXCousin

Im an only child

average by whoes standards? woody allen?

Any list that puts DaS2 far below the rest is just fine.

Fuck you faggot

Older brotherXSister also gets me off plenty

Nothing really extreme happened
My parents are responsible, I was somewhat anxious and made few but good friends.
And overall besides my current abundance of free time and vidya/internet obsession I had no life changing event aside from natural physiological growth.

unless you repressed and blocked out some super dark shit from your early years.

He probably just watched a lot of porn from a young age, and went down that slippery slope.

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10 years ago, jesus christ

Xbox was designed for dude bros with baller caps n tattoos who think they are "hardcore" cause Halo was sssssoooo EPPIICCC.

Glad its going all to shit now.

Some people really like Halo games, so I get that. I really liked the original xbox and still have it but did not take to Halo. I hope they make a great Halo game for the xbone so at least they will have that.

e3 is coming in less than a month and yet the first thing I think of when hear e3 is that disaster of the xbone reveal. I was looking forward to it because was taking consoles to my overnight shift. I knew I would not buy the thing half way thru the presentation– I was dumbfounded and insulted and horrified all at the same time. I'm glad they've made concessions and the b/c is a good step in the right direction, but I feel like they needed to publicly address with full examination and commitment to never doing what happened again.

That said, I look forward to their e3 presentation and hope I am pleasantly surprised by what they come up with.

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I never really paid much attention to E3, what happened during the reveal? Was it because of it fucking spying on you all the time?

I dunno. I certainly don't expect anything above average, but I can't conceive how any conference can go worse than the one where the revealed the Xbone. They killed that console in it's metaphorical womb.

Okay.

I can atleast hope that persona 5 will be ok.

It was shit only Americans care about like TV and NFL shit (who wants a TV tuner?!), stupid Kinect and the fact it was always online DRM nonsense.

Unbelievable why they didn't just make an improved 360. They just destroyed everything they spent billions on building since 2001.

A great day for Sony

You are asking the brain to override the dick.