Fuck Blitzball

Yes, but that also sets all the text to Japanese as well because FUCK YOU

I began to download the PC game with the shittiest connection ever and now i am at halfways and debating whether this was a good idea since i already did beat FFX International on PS2, and dropped X-2 out of boredom after messing with the debug menu. And tbh FFX lacked replay value.


Best was the intro, or Yuna's Dance

Beat the Goers on my second try yesterday.

First time I tried to play smart, so I kept passing to spread them out before getting the ball through and scoring. Then they just took the ball, gave it to some fucker with 13 shooting and he punted it past my retard of a keeper from the other side of the sphere. Three times.

So I reloaded, threw that shit to Tidus and bashed some fuckers in with a Jecht shot and hogged the ball until Wakka gets thrown in. Match resets, I lure their players out, long ball it to Wakka and shove a venom shot into the goalie then parked the fucking bus by wasting time with passes and random long shots.

Seriously, the RNG in this game will fuck you up unless you fuck it first.

Do it properly, I never even seen the Yojimbo KO ability since it just never seems worth it. Seems silly to spend hours getting your shit prepped to waste it.


You do what you gotta do. I completely forgot about Wakka showing up and had a shot going to the net as the cut scene triggered. At least Venom Shot is strong. Keepa is fucked even if he does end up having one of the highest SH in the game. I like to picture a random diehard Aurochs lifelong fan just waiting for his teams moment to finally succeed to become the best more or less overnight.

Still want a game with the journey of Jecht/Braska/Auron traveling Spira. Jecht having his drunk antics/character development while young Auron trying to reel him in all while Braska is having a grand ol time.

I'm not going to tell you how truly viable yojimbo is.

Beat the game normally but if you melt or are given a week to live, ol'jimbo has got your back, trust me.

what a faggot.

I wish people would stop being such faggots about these games. Only ones that are straight up bad is XIII trilogy, even then still positives to be had.

Wow is that the remaster? The backgrounds look terrible.

Not a remaster at all, android port to PC

looks like on an emulator using sharpening filters, i guess at least there is no visual stuttering but otherwise i'd rather emulate than play this crap even for free