1. Why couldn't they have named this thing literally anything other than DOOM?

painkiller fam

What the actual fuck am I reading?

Quake clone then.

because this is the last time they get to make money off their property name "DOOM" you nitwit, that's the entire point.

Doom 3 was a clunky piece of shit and Doom 4 does not play like Halo.

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Doom 3 wasn't clunky, but the level design was certainly a bit restricted.

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It plays closer to halo than doom.