Assassin's Creed Movie

Rap shit, why?!

AYO HOL UP
IS YOU SAYIN'
WE WUZ GOD AND SHEEIT?


On a more serious note, the choreography was poor, as was the casting, and sets, if they even used sets. I like the setting, and hope the movie doesn't suck but I know it will.

Also here's a .mp4 for people who don't want to use JewTube.

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Why do I have the feeling this entire movie won't show why the Animus plot device was great in the games?

Sands of Times 2 Electric Boogaloo here we come!

Threadly reminder that jewbisoft stole this nigga's work and told him to fuck off after he disagreed to shit out asscreed yearly.

Did he ever recover the rights to 1666?

no

I don't know but he was working on something called Ancestors. Hopefully it won't be shit.

What the fuck was the point of replacing the Animus with a giant robot claw? Like, the Animus was designed for comfort and long term usage. Now you got a fucking giant ass metal appendage that holds you in the air.