Are you lads ready for PorgMania?

Would rather fuck an ape than touch that female.

Experience from others.

sure thing.

Well you will have neither.
Stay virgin.

I wish I was a girl so I could have my own beta slave bitch.

Course these cucks would like the Porgs

Nintendo is included in the fake nerd starter pack.

PORG YOUR NEGHOLE

This couple won't be together in ten years.

t. never been in a relationship

That's right, I'll have kidnapped her and broken her mind with my dick by then.