They are just so adorkable!
Are you lads ready for PorgMania?
EVERYONE LOVES THE PORGS
DON'T YOU FEEL THE HYPE YET?
You just know she cucks him with black dicks regularly. Now she wants to be PORGED.
what's this posture tryin to convey?
She wants the D.
Also, what's up with the cuck's shirt?
They really made permanent tattoos?
Jeez, the girl is a 5.5/10 at best and I am being generous.
Didn't look well 3.5/10
It is a bug in the bugman's matrix.
No way that's a guy.
That's a fucking dude isn't it?
That's the most dejected cuck posture I've ever seen.
If that's a guy I'm making it my mission to track him down and fuck him in the ass raw.
It clearly shows that she makes all the decisons while he just gets dragged along with everything, he is a yes cuck boy in the relationship. He gets told to clean the dishes, take out the garbage, clean the bathroom, tied down to the bed and forced a dildo strapon up his butthole, he says yes to all of it.
What's even more sad is how terrible made and designed all of those and that thing are
Fucked my grammar up
You seem to be talking from experience.
What's your nickname on Craiglist?
Would rather fuck an ape than touch that female.
Experience from others.
Well you will have neither.
I wish I was a girl so I could have my own beta slave bitch.
Course these cucks would like the Porgs
Nintendo is included in the fake nerd starter pack.
PORG YOUR NEGHOLE
This couple won't be together in ten years.
t. never been in a relationship
That's right, I'll have kidnapped her and broken her mind with my dick by then.
I always wondered what happens to these mindless corporate slaves as they age. How do you think they'll end up?
Probably remain blissfully ignorant and relatively happy.
Her boiclit isn't going to be doing any penetrating so yes, her.
I dunno, I can't really picture mindless consumerism being all that appealing to older middle aged people. At some point the plastic junk must lose its charm.
You can't imagine it because your eyes are open and that is why you can't understand that they are happy as a pig in shit with their consumer based lifestyle.
why do some girls paint their eyebrows on like that?
It's slut signaling.
Why do girls dye their hair?
1) She has put a rubber dildo in his ass.
2) He was the one who requested it.
You will never have a neet shemale to stuff your butthole
This state of corporate property worship is sad.
OMG what a cute adorable N3RdY couple XDDDDDDDDddDFDdfDdDFDtrfghijokl
can’t oucture middle-aged mindless consumers
The baby boomers were exactly that. Any time you see some retard cheering on a bunch of sportsball niggers who hate him and would rape his daughter, you are seeing a mindless consumer.
I have to wonder what Episode 9s Ewoks are going to be like. Maybe we'll get some fucking crossover between them and Porgs. Meanwhile we'll never see a Twi'lek dancer again.
Is it too late to force this meme?
True. Disney realised that they could make a ton of money out of the IP without giving a fuck about its universe. They don't want new things, they want "the same, but slightly different or bigger".
That is one defeated-looking manlet.
Nah, you've got to force it even harder.
We managed to make them think the okay sign was a nazi symbol.
okay sign was a nazi symbol.
Wew. I'm not that good with edits so I can't really force it all by myself and the last time I posted this, few on Holla Forums contributed.
It's funny that the cultural marxists are to blame for this.
So apparently she just blocked me on Twitter, I just said that I wanted to drink her piss… What is wrong with these gurls?
I want to drink her piss too tbh, you better share when she gives in.
It is a satanic symbol because of the triple 6.
t. occultist, magician and alchemist
IT WAS A REAL TATTOO
I was just going to post that. I bet I could pay this girl with porgs and get to eat out her asshole.
She is fat though:/
Seriously, she really likes them porgs. I know what it means, she wants to get Impregnated.
That's how I like them. 👌
How can anyone be such a fucking corporate idiot. She dyed her hair blue probably because she wanted to stand out, be unique and go against the flow and social dogmas yet she gobles down TM merchandise in hundreds of dollars without even blink of an eye.
I really dont get it anymore.
I sound like a fucking 68 years old man but Im actually in my twenties
It's a a good goy symbol. It's not explicitly satanic.
Here's a "real" "satanic" 666 (also a good goy symbol but you won't find many plebs using this one).
Her cuck obviously isnt capable of impregnating her. If youre an 100% pure aryan go for it , the kid might turn out ok.
I really dont get it anymore.
You know those guys with a mountain of plastic toys cluttering their homes and who wear fingerless gloves? The kind who wears t-shirts with pop culture prints. It's like that but since women always get laid these people procreate.
Personally I find it funny because these overgrown children must be easy as fuck.
Anyway, a sidenote, they dye their hair to fit in and to get attention. Women are incapable of being individuals in the same sense men are.
Waste your Aryan genes by reproducing with a kike
Good advice Shlomo
I need a fat and ugly girlfriend, famalams. The only girls here are either minorities or fit conventional beauties. That's fine and all but there's something about the blend of just the right amount of ugly and chubby that turns my ķnob into concrete.
Believe us, we're nerdy. Check out this shirt I bought off e-bay for $100. I'm dedicated to geek culture like my nerd idol's, Joss Whedon & Wil Wheaton.
Sure thing Ephraim
So a woman version of a plebbit fedora manchild. I thought those were supposed to be morbidly obese too tho.
I never said he should stay and raise the kid. But better half aryan than some half nigger
I'm such a nerd even my socks are nerdy. XD
Aren't we perverted?
If you were really an occultist, magician or alchemist you would know "Satanism" is just a retarded meme for low iq normalfags.
I thought those were supposed to be morbidly obese too tho.
Many of them are. Generally speaking the ones who are actually into nerdy stuff are whales, the fakenerds are usually more attractive.
I like later stage Zoe more, when she got thicker.
Sometimes it takes few years.
those black soulless brainwashed eyes
What a good go- I mean goyim
Lmao how much do you have to eat to turn into this blob.
Also, what a fucking waste of a nice face
He doesn't know me.
Do I look like a normie to you?
it's almost becoming laughable now. Do they even know the powers they are messing with here? It seems to me, they're taking their message public now and trying to get these symbols into everyday schmoe's mind and mannerisms. Taken by themselves, it looks like they're just trying to be weird and "creative"… taken together, all of these "artists" doing the same thing in the same context… it's like a salute to the devil.
I don't think you can get more perverted than us, user.
How can anyone be such a fucking corporate idiot.
She's a Geek™ because she has the latest iPhone, she Fucking Love Science™, she wears pop culture shirts and is wating for the next wave of FunkoPop shit.
Your typical "fake geek" girl.
This is how jewesses hypnotise you, it's that dead doll stare. Before you know it she has drained your balls and stolen your precious seed.
Well she intends on getting fatter she is now a SSBBW.
Have some early Pearchans.
Perversion is not a competition, it is a state of mind.
Porgs aren't a cynical way to tap into women's materna-
Is that her? Really?
/ourgirl/ likes stormtroopers
Porgs are pretty much fertility signaling then, that they want to have babies?
Yep it is her new aliases.
It is pretty morbid and fucked up.
Oy vey the Goyim know about how we shekelize their maternal instinct.
SHUT IT DOWN
Is this girl for real?
I wouldn’t mind cucking her bf. Tattoos always bring a girl down at least two points though.
I wouldn’t mind cucking her bf
I don't think he would mind either.
Ofc she is real but there are cuter girls with the same hobbies.
Honestly, I’m a right-wing guy but I have a fetish for these blue-haired, feminist retards. I want to fuck the Marx out of her.
Who is this Aryan goddess?
I've looked through her twitter and if she isn't being paid by Disney I'm baffled. I've never seen a girl this shamelessly consumerist and corporation worshipping before. It's seriously kind of scary.
He looks weird because he's on tippy toes. See here, this is his actual height.
Hey, his shirt isn't weird now. So that's the original? Bwahahah. If I ever come near their area I'm going to cuck him for sure.
It's funny because often they have a fetish for right-wing shitlords too.
A bit too much surgery for me but I like putting my dick in crazies.
I've never seen a girl this shamelessly consumerist and corporation worshipping before. It's seriously kind of scary.
please tell me she hasn't been blacked
You mean to tell me this sort of person is common these days?
Any ass shots of the blue-haired gal?
You tell me.
obsessed with getting dicked
<somehow not blacked
Too bad Alt-Right, your aryan princess has already been
son of a bitch!
Not that I could find. I bet it's a really nice butt.
Aryan? With that (((nose)))?
I thought she was our jewish princess. I want to convert her to Christianity by the way of cock and corrupted her empty materialism with spirituality. I'll make her watch Tarkovsky.
The big black dildo should have tipped you off, user.
Nope she just talked about it and she already said she prefers tall blonde men and dislike rap culture.
Relax, she'll talk about anything for click shekels.
caring about some skanky porn whore
dude, come on, don't sink that low
I’m not buying it. She said she loved IR porn and gushed about how good is has become lately.
Even if – and that’s a huge fucking if – she hasn’t been blacked yet, she is encouraging this shit, and she will burn coal once her looks start going down the tube and she gets increasingly desperate.
A simpsons tattoo is a pretty safe bet for it still being relevant for another century
I suppose, but Millhouse?
I am just telling you that she hasn't been blacked yet.
If she had she would have made a video about it already.
The ebonics were furious on the comments.
It's amazing, I've looked through a ton of Twitter pics but not found a single one with her butt in it. I think she might just be the naive airhead she looks like. Consider me spooked.
Example of comments:
If someone black had made this same video and said the same things she's saying but only about white people they would be accused of being racist. Interesting how that works. I respect her honesty even if it is based on stereotypes. I don't use Ebonics and I have 4 college degrees. I'm more into R&B than hip hop and I don't sag nor do I wear the clothing supposedly all black guys wear based on her stereotypes. I know a lot of black guys who are similar to me. I do have a larger than average penis. Someone like her would never see it. She may miss out on some really great guys from different cultures because she paints all people from one culture with one brush. I'm intelligent enough to know that not all white people are the same. I try to take people on a person by person basis.
Liberal white female
I'm glad I watched this before I subscribed to your channel. Whether you realize it or not labeling black men the way you did is wrong. I know plenty of black men that don't live a 'rap lifestyle' and sag their pants. Stereotyping is bullshit. I hope you're open to learning. Some of the comments are well written and accurate, read them.
Don't worry lads, got you covered
Hey, listen, I appreciate the effort, but I don’t think this is gonna work out tbh. Your attempts to cheer me up can only do so much after watching (part of that) vid.
It's close but not close enough.
That feel when no consumerist airhead problem hair gf.
Don’t worry, user – there’s plenty more fish in the sea, and some of them aren’t mudsharks.
The worst part is that she's actually pretty and cute underneath all that makeup, hairdye and hyper-consumerism. She's just kind of lost and likes cute things. She's not even a slut it seems.
Tbh it makes me sad.
all the muh dicking over a monster faced tranny ITT
If you live in the US they're not exactly hard to find, user. Just go to one of the cancer conventions.
i do have a larger than average penis. Someone like her would never see it.
complains about black stereotypes
proves them right within two sentences
She reminds me of prime Linetrap.
except linetrap was a man. with a penis. so not similar at all really.
Linetrap was cuter
muh dick fags are literal faggots
You're right, he is one of the cutest persons I've ever seen.
This is a girl, mate.
Like any of you faggots were there. Just call him Bailey Jay.
I was, or rather I was a regular when he still wasn't known as Bailey Jay. It still feels a bit weird that he became a tranny pornstar.
You claimed you like her because she reminds you of a guy dressed as a girl though.
Reminds me more of Anita tbh
When I started browsing 4chan, back in 2009 I think, it was Linetrap, so go fuck yourself.
Post '11 fags at best.
So I'm not allowed to find boys cute?
I think I started browsing 4chan back in 2007 or 2008. Maybe even earlier. Not something I'm really proud of, being an oldfag sucks and I've wasted way to much time one these garbage sites.
I'm just saying that being a homo explains all the terrible taste ITT. Fags have zero standards.
She really likes the Empire. Porgs might just be fashy.
I have fairly high standards actually, they're just a bit esoteric.
Disregarding miss blue hair for a second, anyone else unironically want to get a porg? These are the first thing Disney has gotten right. I think I'll get a couple to hand out as Christmas presents to my family and friends.
Why would you want to buy merchandise of a movie you will never watch?
no, but I would like a life size porg costume so I can sneak into Jenny's bedroom unnoticed
They're neat. So what if they're starring in Pozz Wars?
What then, you gonna PORG her?
no, I'll just sit there and watch her for hours on end
So you like to watch, eh?
Obviously to make contact with new girls.
Absolutely user. They'll look great on the shelf next to my awesome Minions collection.
Porgs will sell really well. Childless women and girls will want them because they look cute and babylike. Guys will buy them because they're chick magnets.
that first pic is the most blatantly sexist bigoted dress I have ever seen How are they getting away with this!?
all dat soybeta projection
Soygoy in denial
The dress has been a symbol of cis male patriarchy and rape for centuries. It's designed to make women vulnerable and "easily accessible" for their rapist husbands.
It'd be one thing if a beautiful curvy woman or trans-woman was wearing a dress to take back the power, but to have a dainty, skinny bitch who's sold her soul to the modeling meat market industry wearing it flies in the face of the progress REAL women have made over the past decade.
Shame on you, Disney. By licensing your product to these dress manufacturers (whose products are likely made in sweatshops by exploited women and children), you are condoning centuries of rape and abuse simply to make money off of a creature designed to pray on the matriarchal instincts pounded into women and young girls by patriarchy propaganda.
Disney is the most evil corp out there.
You're just projecting projections.
I hope to have porg underwear for men.
Great way to suggest the girl to suck my cock. Maybe a porg cock attire too.
Also girls in Cosplay and fandom are usually submissive.
I want a porg cock sock.
That's the spirit.
Also girls in Cosplay and fandom are usually submissive
Getting laid with qt tier
Quicky with ugly skank in public toilet tier
Virgin for life, only possible pussy in a million worlds is asspussy tier
I'd rather be a virgin than play inferior games
No fun allowed.
Whose bitch this is?
Yeah, sure, but what's her name?
Her name is Jess. S.
We live in Canada.
Higher res or gtfo
Male rabbits are referred to as bucks
Why would you get a porg tattoo even before watching the movie?
BECAUSE THEY'RE SOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUTTEEEEEEE!!!!!!
PORGS ARE AWESOME! THANK YOU DISNEY YOU GUYS ROCK!!
PORG MY SHIT UP