Dark Souls 3 General

what does rosaria do with all those tongues?

lick her clit

the dancer is fucking me so hard and i can't summon anyone

any easy way to kill him ?

I stood between it's legs and took out a huge portion of the health bar, so you could try that.

Idk if you guys have tried it yet but, Anri's Straight Sword is fucking strong. Very little investment for the returns. 10 STR 10 DEX 40 LUCK get you 457 AR. That's on par with the Dark Sword for half the investment.

Hug her cooch

Why did they fuck up poise so much?

Stay behind him.


Weapon balance in this game is just fucked. I'm considering buying a bloodborne machine now.

The Chaos Blade sucks in this game. Even at 60 Dex, it's only barely stronger than the Washing Pole.

The Cathedral Knight Greatsword is a hidden Gem

The rolling L1's for the Gotthard Twinsword and the Drang twinspears are SO FAST, that parrying them doesn't even begin to show the attack animation. You have to parry before the attack comes out, and the animation won't even start; they will be in a riposte stance instantly.

Don't buy a PS4 unless you also want to play Nier: Automata
The weapon balance is indeed, incredibly fucked up. I'd argue saying that small weapons are so strong because hyper armor is so strong on large weapons. Yet, why the hell are spears, greatswords, katanas (other than Washing Pole), Great Hammers, Maces, and Axes so fucking weak?
Why the fuck does a 3 unit straight sword get more AR than a fucking huge axe that weighs 7 units?
Why are katana's the only weapons with shit R2's?
Why the hell does the Zweihander out damage the Great Club?