Why didn't they just fly the eagles to Mordor?

Obviously Sauron wouldn't know about Bombadil, because he's just a hobbit fairy tale added to a later copy of the Red Book of Westmarch.

Eventually the ring would have turned up because it has a mind of its own and willfully tries to get itself found in order to return to Sauron.

Tolkien stinks. He's like a long winded ass copy pasta that everyone falls for because it's long.

how will lanklets ever recover?

It's actually opposite of manlet acceptance.

Khaleesi is Daenerys's title

But that's wrong. The ring is a part of Sauron, so it's thoughts and feelings are just extensions of his own, and the only person it gives 'sick as fuck' powers to is Sauron himself. The ring promises great power to lesser beings only to trick them into getting back to it's master, all the ring will do for others is turn them invisible in the physical world, but make you shine like a spotlight in the ethereal world, allowing Sauron or his Ringwraiths find you that much easier.

I used to have a pretty good one but I accidentally deleted it.

how the fuck do you accidentally delete?

Pretty much.