Why didn't they just fly the eagles to Mordor?

Why didn't they just fly the eagles to Mordor?

Tolkien is a christian and Eagles represent divine intervention. Eagles can't help them because they have to find their own way.

Fellbeasts would get them.

Eagles are neutral.
How do you sneak past the Eye and a gorillion orcs while riding a fucking giant eagle?

Well maybe they could just throw it into the ocean or something

Because apparently everything has plot holes except Lord of the Rings, according to Lord of the Rings fans.

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I assume because they'll be zapped down by the male gaze on the on top of the phallic symbol.

How did they get away with this?

literature specialists all agree the lords of the ring protagonists were all composed of people of color, the hobbits themsevles are based on the african bushmen, a rich and ancient culture, gondor was nubia, etc. later nazi propaganda made all the protagonists white and all orcs black, and for some reason (probably the same that got grumpt elected) that fake image still persists through modern culture. source: im actually educated in a university and have an IQ higher then single digits.

I have a kino version of that, thank me later.

That's why.

Who says that wasn't the plan? Gandalf told the fellowship to "fly you fools." Perhaps he was leading them there before his death.

They would be spotted by sauron and shot to death, they flew into mordor after sauron died and his orcs ran away after he died.

The Eagles aren't neutral, they are the helpers of Manwe the same Ainur(god) that Gandalf serves. That's why they help Gandalf out so much.

1. The flying Nazgul are way more powerful than the Eagles. They didn't even fight in the books at the Morannon. And the dread magick is a lot more emphasized in the books. NO ONE could stand the Witch King. Even Gandalf had a lot of troubles.
2. The eagles are the subordinates of Manwe. Who swore not to meddle in Middle Earth after the War of Wrath that sunk Beleriand. Even when they're helping Gandalf, they're really stretching it.
3. THE EYE. The gaze of the eye brings the shits to everyone. similar to Witch King's dread.
4. If Sauron sees that they're coming he'll just block the entrance to Mount Doom and you can do shit if you can't get into the forge. And no just throwing it down the crater doesn't count. The Ring can only be destroyed where it was made. Magick.

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*Blocks your path*

Why the fuck didn't he just block the goddamn doorway in the first place

The same reason why they were able to defeat Sauron.
Let me quote Gandalf.
Sauron was pure evil, arrogant and totally sure that no one would reject the Ring and it's corrupting power. He didn't know of Hobbits and their resilience.
So he didn't even bother to guard it since anyone would have to go past tens of thousands of his minions AND the Black riders.

The main message of Lotr was that evil always seeds the source of it's own destruction.

like drudft literally supporting nazis amirite

Always trash.

I'm sorry user but LOTR and HP are great. Fantasy is just an enhanced version of fiction.

Sauron was projecting. He couldn't imagine anyone not wanting to be the ruler of everything, so he never imagined that people would destroy the ring.
Classic liberal authortarian. I'm just glad Gondor didn't fall for the Orc "refugee" bullshit.

Sauron needed access to the volcano so he could do his hobby smithing when he needed some unwinding. The nature of that hobby smithing was also why there was no guards near the place.

0/10

They're eagles. Not taxi cabs.

That was suggested in the Council at Rivendell, but it was rejected because the Ring could still end up ashore somehow.

WE WUZ HOBBITZ'N'SHEIT

The better question is, why the Ministry of Magic never contacted the War Cabinet to bombard Voldemort's forces?

They are neutral, its explained The Hobbit **atleast in the book* that the reason the eagles help Gandalf is because he healed the lord of the eagles of an arrow wound.

Nail that shit to a boulder

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BETTER QUESTION

WHO GIVES A FUCK, THE RING DOESN'T DO JACK FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

(Neither does Gandorf, all he does is give his staff a blowjob until it lights up.)

Yes you dumbfuck Peter Jackson isn't an amazing director you know

The Ring gives powers according to their wielder.
It makes Hobbits invisible because according to their nature they want to stay out of sight.
Gandalf would become a lvl 100 wizard instantly and go corrupt with time.
Boromir would be an arrogant superman.
Aragorn would get mad pussy with his lordly persuasion skills, boosted with the Ring.

And there is only one that can use it for masturbation.

Wrong. Read the book next time.

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Ah.
Internet.
Where you can say someone is wrong and not back it up with any argument whatsoever.

They have to sneak in. They can't let themselves be seen by the eye of Sauron because if Sauron see them he will intervene.

Why didn't they just file a flight plan with the agency and take a plane to Mordor?

Yes, it's quite nice that on anonymous discussion forum nobody is obliged to explain something that anyone with basic understanding of the subject would know. In this case even watching the films would offer more in-depth insight than the retard parroting some old bullshit shows.

are you going to submit an argument to the user above or keep dancing.

kek

Why would I do that? I want him to continue spouting his retarded "knowledge" if he can't be arsed to do even the basic research before opening his stupid mouth.

Translation: I have nothing to back up my bullshit so I'll just call you names.
GTFO.

If you take accurate descriptions as name calling, you just might be a nigger.
No. But you might find equally retarded fellows that will entertain your stupidity on other sites.

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FPBP

You are wrong.

Because Nazgul's patrol the sky, stupid.

What are you talking about? The books specifically mention that the powers of the ring scale with the powers of the user multiple times in the book, which is the reason why a powerful being like Sauron or Gandalf wielding the ring is much more of a threat than the hobbits wielding it.

You should read the book and the post. Or at least watch the film. You might spot one part where certain Isildur turns invisible. Maybe he was a hobbit, but you should watch the movie to find out.

BRAVO NOLAN

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Kill yourself fucking retard
'fly' means 'flee'
It's an older term

holy fkcuking shit your a retard

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fuck off modernistfag

Anyone got any rule 34 on entwives?

What would happen if you put the one ring on your dick?

It would probably fall right off if put on yours.

If the ring only serves Souron how come he was trying to get it back so bad, like why did he care if anybody else used it

Who knew that LOTR was also anti-capitalist? Awesome find.

He didn't and that's the point. Through the ring itself Sauron would have bent and manipulated any and all who used it just like the ones he gave to the men, elves and dwarves. It's why every time Frodo puts the ring on he ends up meeting Sauron. The only person Sauron would actually worry about having or using it would be Tom Bombadil since he's literally immune to the rings influence.

It's anti-masonic/Babylonian mysteries.

Since majority of his power was withing the ring.
If he had it, no one would have even a slight chance of defeating him. If he didn't someone else that wields enough power could have overthrown him easily or had some semblance of chance.
Like Gandalf.
Or Saruman.
Or Galadriel.

Remember that Sauron was a maiar. Same as Gandalf. And he threw all his EXP into domination over others. Which is what the Ring symbolizes.
Frodo basically wielded a power of a Middle Earth demi-god when he put on the Ring. Or he could have if he had the ambition. Luckily the innocence only made him invisible.

why hasnt khaleesi just fly the dragons to king's place and kill daenerys

The thing about Tom, however, is that he has zero interest in The Ring. At the initial meeting in Rivendell to create The Fellowship of The Ring, Elrond (I think) actually suggests having Tom be the bearer but Gandalf says that Tom's lack of interest in The Ring and its powers would likely cause him to lose it before it could ever get into Mordor lol.

I should add too that yes, it's likely true that Sauron wouldn't know that The Ring doesn't influence Tom. Tom would therefore still be seen as a threat if he were to possess it.

Obviously Sauron wouldn't know about Bombadil, because he's just a hobbit fairy tale added to a later copy of the Red Book of Westmarch.

Eventually the ring would have turned up because it has a mind of its own and willfully tries to get itself found in order to return to Sauron.

Tolkien stinks. He's like a long winded ass copy pasta that everyone falls for because it's long.

how will lanklets ever recover?

It's actually opposite of manlet acceptance.

Khaleesi is Daenerys's title

But that's wrong. The ring is a part of Sauron, so it's thoughts and feelings are just extensions of his own, and the only person it gives 'sick as fuck' powers to is Sauron himself. The ring promises great power to lesser beings only to trick them into getting back to it's master, all the ring will do for others is turn them invisible in the physical world, but make you shine like a spotlight in the ethereal world, allowing Sauron or his Ringwraiths find you that much easier.

I used to have a pretty good one but I accidentally deleted it.

how the fuck do you accidentally delete?

Pretty much.

It was in a folder that I deleted without remembering that there was some good stuff in it.

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These pics gave me wood.

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That first pic never fails to make me laugh.

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