Which actress do you wish was your mummy?

PASSED AROUND THE CLOCKTOWER

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Life is the gayest shit ever.

She had fucked 2 guys from the cast of iBoy, and that says something.

I mean if we are talking about a Mummy reboot why not have Rachel Weisz reprise the mummy role? I think it would be an awesome throwback to the old movies. I mean I would personally want a guy mummy again, since I haven't seen anyone portray the mummy as good as the original Imhotep. But yeah Rachel Weisz I think could do a good female mummy

None of them, I don't want to embalm some chick.
What the hell is wrong with you?

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Milena Velba would be my Mummy, and Steffi would be my Sister, and they'd take it in turns feeding me their milk while the other sucks my cock.

Now do you bury the bitch in sand before or after removing her internal organs? Time's a factor.

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Poor SOBs…
That stigma will follow them for the rest of their lives.