Which actress do you wish was your mummy?

Which actress do you wish was your mummy?

someone Jewish, so I would be one of them and there'd be nothing they can do about it

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Too bad I'd probably be a halfnigger/jew mix though.

I'd be okay with a Maisie Mummy who curses everyone I'd like to curse

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HNNNG
That would give me some really fucking bad Oedipus complex.
If she gave birth to me in her teens, and I saw her looking like that in her mid-thirties with me as a red-blooded grown man? Fuck yeah I would.

that's cultural appropriation. we are a culture, not a costume. this is not who I am and this is not okay.

t. egyptian

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came here to post this :/

my second choice is mommyfu Jessica

I would be offended too if Maisie tried to represent me.

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I wish she would represent me

I like your taste in mums, user.

Lisa Ann.

i feel you, user. my fetish is plain-faced pass-arounds too.

Now that's new

But pass-around isn't? Hmmmmm…

it's almost like you dont understand mommyfus user.


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she's a horny stepmom at best

get out.

a little too slutty but not bad


the only acceptable choice is natalie.
also
yes she's a whore but she's a classy whore and that's what counts.

You just know she's been passed around the GoT cast.

PASSED AROUND THE CLOCKTOWER

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Life is the gayest shit ever.

She had fucked 2 guys from the cast of iBoy, and that says something.

I mean if we are talking about a Mummy reboot why not have Rachel Weisz reprise the mummy role? I think it would be an awesome throwback to the old movies. I mean I would personally want a guy mummy again, since I haven't seen anyone portray the mummy as good as the original Imhotep. But yeah Rachel Weisz I think could do a good female mummy

None of them, I don't want to embalm some chick.
What the hell is wrong with you?

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Milena Velba would be my Mummy, and Steffi would be my Sister, and they'd take it in turns feeding me their milk while the other sucks my cock.

Now do you bury the bitch in sand before or after removing her internal organs? Time's a factor.

>MAISIED
Poor SOBs…
That stigma will follow them for the rest of their lives.

Femicunt now. You'd probably be turned into an MTF tranny.

Just let me die.