Our alcoholic, pill-popping, DayQuil-swilling governor fucking collapsed like a sack of bricks today while delivering his "State of the State" speech, and local media has gone into maximum damage control trying to pretend this is normal.
Dayton has been a stumbling, drunken wreck for years now, yet there's been an unspoken agreement among journalists to never acknowledge this fact. Now the situation is unraveling, as it's painfully obvious in the video that he's intoxicated. The media has yet to release an explanation on what caused the collapse and is claiming that he's fully recovered. Right.
What video? Where's the story? All I see is an image and a blogpost.
Xavier Lewis
Video of the collapse
Nicholas Morris
Isn't he a cuck that loves Somalis?
Anthony White
Yes. He's also an heir to the Target fortune. I'm 3 minutes into this video and the guy is slurring his words.
Angel Martin
He sounds sloshed out of his mind
Wyatt Sanchez
Looked like he cracked his head on the desk on the way down but I'm not sure.
Grayson Walker
I hope so
Jonathan Brown
He told some constituents in St. Cloud that they could "find another state" if they didn't want to import tens of thousands of Somalis.
He also recently threw a bizarre tantrum and stormed out of a meeting over some Civil War paintings that he didn't want hanging in his office.
Tyler Hall
Wow. What a mess. I feel sorry for Minnesota anons and Jim right right. You have an embarrassing, mush-mouthed, drug addled cuck for a governor.
Chase Rogers
Praise Kek.
Hudson Brooks
(checked) Fuck me that guys hammered
Levi Gray
Lord Trump finds his lack of faith disturbing.
Kayden Lopez
i hope he dies soon from alchy poisoning. fuck him..
Elijah Diaz
I feel bad for conservative folks in Minnesota that have to deal with these shitty Dem politicians that get elected thanks to cucks and shitskins. They don't deserve this
Jack Cox
Thank fuck my gov ain't a cuck like your Minn. gov.
t. Flouriduh fag
Owen Brown
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Jack Hughes
Indeed.
William Davis
Heil Himmler.
Michael Brooks
I'm from Connecticut and I thought I had the worst governor. This cuck from Minnesota is actually worse and that is saying a lot
Ayden Parker
Minnesota is the Commiefornia of the Midwest if I'm not mistaken.
Kayden Gomez
Minneapolis is the San Francisco of the Midwest, Minnesota is the California of the Midwest as a result. Everything outside of our one major metropolitan area is primed and ready to go red, but the union grasp is still just barely holding on and keeping the whole state cucked.
Zachary Gomez
The turnout for Trump's Minnesota rally was pretty impressive, especially considering it was on short notice
Alexander Green
Someone add in: When the somalian semen hits hard
Luke Jenkins
Trump's really enjoying his access to the clandestine technology.
Mason Ross
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Chase Reyes
oh yeah, no doubt. And even though he didn't win our state, it was actually very, very close compared to most years. Minnesota is bluer than Eiffel 65, but I'm confident that some day, some way, we will be victorious.
Easton White
like almost all "blue" states, it's mostly red but gets leveraged out by the cities
Jordan Gomez
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Michael Bailey
Fear and Loathing in Minnesota
Asher Howard
You'd have to be drunk to think that bringing in "people" from Somalia was a good idea.
Jacob Moore
lol that last swig of vodka was too much. a Republican should have sniffed his water bottle.
Isaac Butler
Please God let this guy get replaced by someone good.
William Rogers
is this that thing where they lock their knees to stand up longer and cut off their blood flow?
Jacob Cooper
Would have been funnier if he keeled over right after saying substance abuse
Henry Reyes
Nigger, that cuck is slurring at fucking 10 seconds.
Elijah Brown
Same with Michigan. Usually, as Detroit goes, so goes the rest of the State. 2016's map shows the divide between urban (nigger) and rural (White) voters perfectly. The blue counties are the State's most populous, either home to large hordes of groids seeking handouts and/or college towns -
• Wayne (home to Detroit and other hives of niggerdom)
• Macomb (home to Warren, the State's 3rd largest city and mecca of diversity) • Washtenaw (Ann Arbor/ U of M) • Genesee (Flint) • Ingham (State capitol Lansing, wretched hive of scum and villainy)) • Kalamazoo (college town) • Muskegon (an anomaly) • Marquette (college town)
Logan Adams
The land of 10,000 cucks just keeps on cucking
Landon Young
Michigan's situation is infuriating. It has some of the most gorgeous, pristine wilderness in the country, but its only reputation right now is a shithole crime-ridden ghetto and a water crisis. Hopefully it can be saved.
William Cooper
Why democracy is shit.
Robert Davis
Can also be heart medication. My grandfather takes it and when he does he sounds like he's drunk.
Connor Ward
How in the hell can a state surrounded by fresh water have a water crisis? Genuinely curious.
Aiden Bennett
Is that Carl the Cuck?
Evan Rivera
Maybe. In any case, he's not functional, and the media has been covering it up. He also collapsed at a private function and they said it was because of dehydration.
Jason Torres
He's talking about infrastructure problems caused by continued dem leadership, namely Flint.
Jacob Clark
How long is he sick for?
Isaiah Walker
A stray bolt of meme magic perhaps? Or a disease from importing Somali niggers? Either way I hope this can lead to the death of dems in MN. Come on, MNfags let's get this started. HAVE A NICE TRIP, NIGGER LOVER
Ian Davis
Its been announced he has Prostate Cancer.
Jose Green
HAHAHAHAHA There couldn't be a more ironic punishment for that cuck. Way for him to take it up the ass. Praise Kek! Now if only something could be done about the Somalis and the rest of the cucks.
There is a chance AK could follow this trend thanks to Anchorage. Over the next few elections you might see some shit.
Andrew Lopez
Putin's fault! Damn Russian hackers.
Jaxson Perez
AKA the lizard queen syndrome.
Chase Mitchell
Would someone kindly photoshop that traitor's face on Sanders' body. And add his quote defending muslim rape gangs. Thank you.
Tyler Reyes
It's literally like a scene out the movie Dave
Thomas Campbell
I feel sorry for the cancer having to live inside that scumbag.
Jace Phillips
Democrats being made good during Trump's reign should be a meme.
Xavier Cox
Are we sure this wasn't a stroke? Does he have a history of abuse? Either way, I wish he died. Too much bad news coming out of Minn. lately.
Dominic Jackson
GET OFF THE STAGE YOU DRUNK BASTARD
Tyler Harris
Do you realise it's not healthy to drink water from lakes?
Michael Wood
fucking bullshit how they zoomed out towards the middle of the video. I saw him slam his face on the desk on the news and it was hilarious, now I can't find any clips of it close up on youtube. BULLSHIT.
Asher Reed
Rabbits swarm to places that have other rabbits because there is safety in numbers. They won't protect themselves but they hope that the guy next to me if the one that gets eaten by a predator.