Please explain to me like I'm an autistic faggot why do these things suck:

It means FreeBSD officially endorses and spearheads kike subversion. No more no less.
2560x1440 27" with Terminus:size=12 here. I also have 3 windows in a workspace, most of the time, and 4 isn't that unusual. Add to that the fact that well-made fully NETWM compliant stacking WMs are very rare (IceWM was okay, last time I tried) and it's an obvious choice.
After thinking a little, the biggest point of tiling WMs is that there are directional relationships between windows, so switching to the one you want is lightning fast.

Do you know where you are, cunt?

Switching windows in a terminal multiplexer is fast. I even have Alt-0, Alt-1, Alt-2, etc. bound to switch to the numbered window. With tmux you can even split a window into panes and quickly switch between the visible panes.

Would feel too small for me to read comfortably at a normal distance. Maybe me eyes just got worse, but I seldom feel like I would need to see more of any document than what fits on the screen at my current settings. I have function keys set to snap windows left, right or maximize them, emacs has buffers and if I need more terminals I can quickly open tabs in the existing terminal window. Also alt-tabbing through windows isn't that cumbersome if you don't have a million of them open.
I did try i3 some time ago and configured it to my needs, but there's not a lot that felt more comfortable in it than in other adjusted desktop environments. Or maybe rather: I didn't need any of the features that couldn't be provided similiarly through other desktop environments.

But don't you spend most of your time in a tiled state with some floating windows? In this case, tiling windows with floating capabilities make way more sense.
aka bloat.

I can see where Linus is coming from, but
Uh, no. Only in kernel-land does an arbitrary decision made many years ago have the same universality as a mathematical constant. It's pretty well-understood today that a tab char just means "some level of indentation".
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First, I was referring to the whole build process, not just compilation.
Second, the Makefile calls back into Cmake for some fucking reason.

I used to hate autoconf until I had to use cmake. cmake tries to be clever, but it just isn't, so it only gets in the way. It's also crazy slow, if you have almost everything cached you'll be wasting more time on cmake than on gcc/ccache.

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None of those things suck. Cat-V memekids just say they do so they can minimal signal over their featureless stali rig.