Jem and the Holograms Thread

Nathaniel Diaz
Nathaniel Diaz

Has anyone else here watched Jem? I started watching it recently and it's pretty damn good.

Jaxson Perry
Jaxson Perry

Yeah I started watching it a while ago on Netflix and its pretty good. The animation is QUALITY tier at times though.

Wasn't there a thread about Jem and the Holograms last night? Where did it go?

Jordan Anderson
Jordan Anderson

I prefer Priss and the Replicants tbh fam.

Connor Clark
Connor Clark

I don't see it in the catalog, so I guess it got deleted.
Back on topic, what are your guys' favourite songs and which band do you like the best?
If it's not the Holograms, you're wrong.

Parker Johnson
Parker Johnson

Specifically it was a thread about where Eric Raymond falls on the new scale

Holograms
Twilight in Paris

Also liked the one song by Ashley and the Starlights (almost seems a pity they didn't run with Ashley's pipedream as a longterm plot)

John Edwards
John Edwards

The Limp Lizards!

Christopher Davis
Christopher Davis

I didn't like Ashley that much, so I didn't mind them dropping that potential plot. I would've liked more to have come from the Kimber/Stormer team up, myself.

Julian Clark
Julian Clark

tfw The Misfits were objectively better

Fuck you crazy Jerrica and your dead dad.

Ian Williams
Ian Williams

Webm version

Parker Martinez
Parker Martinez

the Kimber/Stormer team up
<team up
Is that what we're calling it these days?

Camden Cook
Camden Cook

Hey, I call it like I see it.

Sebastian Davis
Sebastian Davis

shipping bullshit

Fuck you your head-canon isn't real.

Jose Gonzalez
Jose Gonzalez

lol it is now
and just look what the current year Kimber and Stormer look like

Parker Brown
Parker Brown

Kimber looks like hipster trailer trash
Stormer is a spic landwhale
Kimber/Stormer is now canon

You faggots deserve this.

Julian Ramirez
Julian Ramirez

Don't remind me that comic exists. I remember when the movie came out and everyone hated it only for most of them to shill for the comic even though it was just as bad.

Nolan Ramirez
Nolan Ramirez

I didn't even know this existed
I wish i had not seen this

Kevin Lee
Kevin Lee

I'd heard the comics shipped them, and that can go either hot or current year progressive, but holy fuck I had not heard about Stormer's weight problem. Mary just let herself go

Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

Fuck yeah I'm glad someone else has some taste. I watched Jem for the misfits specifically Stormer

Isaiah Richardson
Isaiah Richardson

Stormer deserved so much better

Sebastian Johnson
Sebastian Johnson

What the fuck is this shit?

Nicholas Howard
Nicholas Howard

I can't even imagine what the rest of them look like

Andrew Gomez
Andrew Gomez

brace yourself

they couldn't even keep Jetta white
and the artist clearly doesn't understand the difference between punk and glam

Josiah Wood
Josiah Wood

Why'd they make half of the Misfits into landwhales?
Is this comic official in any capacity? Or just the doodlings of a deranged tumblrite?

Levi Thomas
Levi Thomas

aw shit, didn't even realize it til just now. They fucking kept Jetta but removed Raya. I wonder if this could be twisted into the comic author supporting the wall

Jack Torres
Jack Torres

it's the IDW official comic
they also thickened Aja and Shana

meanwhile, Eric Raymond is now damned handsome and not at all sleazy looking

Jacob Robinson
Jacob Robinson

The love triangle between Jerrica/Rio/Jem is really weird. Rio is casually cheating on Jerrica and Jerrica is fully aware of this but doesn't say anything

Nicholas Edwards
Nicholas Edwards

It's almost as if she enjoys cucking herself with her alter-ego.

Angel James
Angel James

Rio was surprise-kissed by Jem after saving her and never figured out how to end it. He's basically in over his head.
Meanwhile, Jerrica could fix the whole thing if she casually became Jem right in front of him for whatever pretense and responded to his surprise with "don't tell me you didn't know" or "didn't I tell you?"

Aaron Cook
Aaron Cook

Kimber's into dudes, but because she and Stormer sang together for one episode, a ton of shippers saw that and started squee-ing "OTP!" and years later it turns out one of those shippers ended up getting handed the job to write the new Jem comic.

Colton Sullivan
Colton Sullivan

be a kid back when theg aired the show in burger channel
couldnt watch JEM in peace in my house
I guess is time to finally watch it and pick a waifu
mfw

Luke Ramirez
Luke Ramirez

Is this comic official in any capacity?
Sadly, yes. It's by IDW.

Have fun. If you don't pick Stormer or Aja, you don't have taste.

Mason Stewart
Mason Stewart

IDW
So who exactly are IDW? The show was originally made by Hasbro. IDW may have acquired the rights to Jem, but that doesn't make it very official in my eyes.

Leo Russell
Leo Russell

or Aja
Aja is barely a step above background character. The only choices for waifus are Stormer or Kimber. Everyone else is objectively worse.

Joshua Clark
Joshua Clark

We all know Techrat is the best waifu

Gavin Morris
Gavin Morris

Kimber
the immature one who strung two guys around and had them both trying to marry her because she couldn't choose
best
You might as well say Jerrica's the best if you're willing to go for Kimber.

Joshua Perez
Joshua Perez

Best girl is actually Ba Nee.

Liam Bell
Liam Bell

Specifically it was a thread about where Eric Raymond falls on the Jew scale
FTFY since I'm the OP of that thread

Blake Foster
Blake Foster

God, two of them are fat?

Samuel Sanders
Samuel Sanders

Diversity!

Jose Wilson
Jose Wilson

As an aside, the creator said in an interview that if the show had gotten another season, Techrat and Minx would have hooked up

Ah, thanks. I'd meant to type Jew but was on my phone at the time. Thrice-accursed auto-correct and all that

Christian Cox
Christian Cox

Techrat and Minx
How the fuck would that have happened?

Juan Myers
Juan Myers

I never really never saw this show nor read the comics, but I found that character extremely hot

Christian Anderson
Christian Anderson

Minx shows interest in computers at some point in season 3 and doesn't hate him

Bentley Miller
Bentley Miller

Also, in the same context, I don't dislike fat characters when they look aesthetically pleasant, I just dislike the fact of making them fat for the sake of progressivism.

Parker Nelson
Parker Nelson

since I'm the OP of that thread

Do you know why your thread was deleted? Either you deleted it yourself or the janitor deleted for the mere mention of jews, and the latter pisses me off immensely. This is Holla Forums, making fun of those filthy hook noses is our right. One of this board's banners is Donald Duck reading Mein Kampf for fuck sake.

Adam Brooks
Adam Brooks

MAN THE HARPOONS

Aiden Fisher
Aiden Fisher

Those first two pics are alright but the last one is a whale, as is the comic version of Stormer. Seek help.

Hunter Flores
Hunter Flores

Either you deleted it yourself
Nope.

or the janitor deleted for the mere mention of jews
Most likely.

This is Holla Forums, making fun of those filthy hook noses is our right.
Damn right. We have to root out and purge the Redwoods in our moderation team.

Thomas Nguyen
Thomas Nguyen

Of course they are fat, but they are "cute" fat, which is that style of chubby where they aren't that chubby and are just sort of rounded and bubbly.. instead of being a sagging lump of crap with pallid, greasy skin.

Robert Collins
Robert Collins

I deleted it because when you start a thread with "Where does Eric Raymond fall on the Jew scale", you're going to get a thread that bitches more about kikes instead of bitching about cartoons.

Holla Forums is for bitching about comics and cartoons. If you want to bitch about Shlomo, there are boards for that.

Jeremiah Moore
Jeremiah Moore

There's nothing really wrong with it. I do admit that there are fat girls that are absolutely horrid and disgusting, but some are ok. I admit the last one is kind of an stretch, but the other 2 aren't really fat nor chubby.
This user pretty much gets me.
Does all Janitors use those pics or just you? I think Holla Forums Janitors are pretty cool, although with little to no job.

Nathaniel Cox
Nathaniel Cox

Shouldn't you be rotting in prison for child abuse and attempted murder?

Levi Wright
Levi Wright

They're fat, raise your standards.
That's interesting, because I was once banned for telling someone they weren't on /pol/ here. Is there any consistency to Holla Forums's mod policies?

Jacob Cook
Jacob Cook

Did you bother reading the thread before overreacting? It was mostly discussion about Jem and the Holograms with one or two posts talking about other cartoon characters and aspects that made them qualify as jewish. That's as on topic as it gets for Holla Forums.

I really appreciate you taking the time to be transparent about this, but next time read the thread before jumping to conclusions.

Isaiah Jones
Isaiah Jones

Hasbro uses IDW to make comics, but yeah, that shit is not canon.
This is Holla Forums, freedom of speech is our right
FIFY

Oliver Lee
Oliver Lee

Isn't there a live action film of this coming out?

Jose Johnson
Jose Johnson

It already earned several numbers.

Cooper Lewis
Cooper Lewis

Holy shit, I never even knew that crap came out.

Ian Green
Ian Green

Most people didn't.

David Edwards
David Edwards

This user pretty much gets me.
They're fat, raise your standards.
You've both misunderstood. I'm saying the artists consider drawing the character looking slightly wider and rounder than other characters is the same as representing an oppressed fatty. This is an attempt to virtue signal and show "diversity" but the artist chose to do it in the lamest way possible. They drew the fat characters the way fat women on deviantart draw themselves: looking only somewhat chubby, and extra cute and pretty and dressed up so nicely in cute clothes.

They want people to acknowledge some aspect of reality, that fat people exist and they can be anything and so on.. but they did it in the least sincere way possible, because the kind of fat people who whine about a lack of body diversity or who say we need more fat superheroes, always draw "cute" fat, instead of accepting reality and drawing these characters with any level of accuracy or acceptance of reality.

Jace Young
Jace Young

I did understood at the beginning, and I still agree with you. Regardless of what kind of propaganda the author tried to shove in, the fact of the person being attractive despite being fat is a fact. You say it as if there aren't attractive fat women, but it's also true that there are far more ham beasts and landwhales. In a way they achieve their objective, these characters can be used as an excuse to accept an ugly fat woman, but you can just compare them ans state how dishonest the whole thing is.

At the end of the day, I just like attractive looking females, and that character in that comic is. Now if she was drawn as most fatties are, I wouldn't find it hot.
Chubby
<Fat
I also admit that I misused "fat".

Dylan Smith
Dylan Smith

Oh, there are fat girls that are cute and skinny girls that look horrendous. It's not a matter of it there are or not, but virtue signally, SJW/Feminist trannies have a really bad habit of sugarcoating their repulsive existence. The cute chubby girls usually aren't on their side, because they take the minimum steps to take care of their bodies and don't accept the body positivity and fat acceptance narrative that a pock-marked, lumpy, saggy, stretchmark covered obese woman is just as sexy as any supermodel, and it's society's (men) fault that everyone thinks they are ugly.

That lunatic from the Sex Toy comic did one of her retardedly long strips about how disgusting ugly bodies are actually totally sex, and it's just as nauseating as it sounds. Because when they talk about fat girls being cute or having a certain appeal, like you or I might think when talking about some of these women , they are actually talking about the kind of women in these pictures here.

In short: Hypocrisy. They say these women are beautiful, healthy at any size, etc.. and then they go draw an ever so slightly rounder character, and that's their idea of "fat representation"

Liam Scott
Liam Scott

If only it stayed that way for everyone else.

Kevin Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

I'm still male (well, nobody's perfect :D)

Jonathan Smith
Jonathan Smith

Holy shit that atrocity cost $5mill to make?
Where did all of it go?

Jackson Russell
Jackson Russell

those images
WTF!!!?

Julian Powell
Julian Powell

That's peanuts in todays money for making a film. Though in answer to your question, Dwayne Johnson cameo probably

Lincoln Jackson
Lincoln Jackson

I heard the movie doesn't even have The Misfits in it, what could it even be about if it doesn't have the main antagonists?

Christopher Gutierrez
Christopher Gutierrez

It's a generic band movie. They try to have an antagonist in a genderbent Eric Raymond, but it doesn't work well at all.
And the Misfits are technically in it, if you count an after credits scene that tries to set up a sequel.

Justin Sanders
Justin Sanders

That sounds terrible. I don't get the genderbend either, sounds very unnecessary honestly.

Grayson Ward
Grayson Ward

making a woman the villain both empowers women and makes it appear as though women can be evil (ironically a notion SJWs rail against)
unfortunately, her most villainous act was giving 4 teenage girls a shot at stardom THAT BITCH

Dominic Cook
Dominic Cook

And the Misfits are technically in it, if you count an after credits scene that tries to set up a sequel.
<they thought they were gonna get a sequel
WEW

Ryder Green
Ryder Green

Isn't it sad, user?

Sebastian Bennett
Sebastian Bennett

Stingers>Misfits>A bag of shit>The Holograms

Owen Miller
Owen Miller

implying a band with only five songs could be the best

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